13 Scary Signs That Your Toddler Is a Pimp

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SIGN #12
 Whenever male teachers try to fail him, he simply hooks them up on a date with his mom and, by golly, he’s an “A” student!!!

(YOUR SON: “Hi, mommy!”

MOM: “Hi, Tyrone, honey? Why is Mr. Flanigan on our doorstep on a Saturday night? Holding flowers?!?!”)

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