‘This Is As Classy As Cutting Up A Banana With My V*g*na’ And Other Hilarious Comments This Week

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January 11, 2013 ‐ By madamenoire

 

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IS THAT WHY THEY WERE FIGHTING?! KEVIN GARNETT ALLEGEDLY TOLD MELO LALA TASTES LIKE HONEY NUT CHEERIOS

Charise Jerve’ Harper: Well she has the personality of Kix!

Kierah: There is a season and reason for everything. There is also a season to get your teeth knocked out and for KG, this was one of those times.

 

“I THOUGHT SHE RAPPED…OR WHATEVER”: MARIAH TALKS NICKI MINAJ WITH BARBARA WALTERS

Yeppers: OOOOHHHH this bish is SHAKIN THE TABLE!!!!

 

HEY PAPI: JAY-Z SHARES CUTE PHOTO OF BLUE IVY “PLAYING” UNO DURING THE FAMILY’S BAHAMAS VACATION

JaneDoe: They should have named her Blue Shadow bc it seems thats all we’ll ever see..

 

WHAT ‘CHU SAY BOO? CAPTION THIS PIC OF BADDIE BEY AND HER UNDERBOOB ON THE COVER OF GQ

A.J. : “Stretch marks? What are these strange things of which you speak?”

 

DIANA ROSS DENIED SERVICE AT BEVERLY HILLS RESTAURANT?

SheBe: Why do her wigs look like she shaved a Labradoodle? Come on Diana….

 

WELL, IT’S ABOUT TIME: JENNIFER WILLIAMS FINALLY GOES PUBLIC WITH HER NEW MAN

StillJUICYbaby!: You have to admit she likes big head men…lol. but at least he doesn’t have knots and lumps, like he is koota kinte’s lost son.

 

THE BEST WE’VE EVER SEEN HER: JOSELINE HERNANDEZ & STEVIE J COVER BLACK MEN MAGAZINE

IllyPhilly: Dead at Joseline and Stevie J’s names next to classy. Yeah, it’s as classy as cutting up a banana with my v*g*na.

 

BALDING HAIR DON’T CARE: MEN WHO NEED TO QUIT PLAYING AND CUT IT OFF ALREADY

Miss D: Coolio looks like a hood reindeer. Cut the braids off mayne.

 

HOW ABOUT A LITTLE OFF THE TOP? LALA SAYS THE MAKERS OF HONEY NUT CHEERIOS OWE HER SOME ENDORSEMENT CASH

Pretty1908: lala probably taste like boring

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  • Miemie

    Hood Reindeer has to be the funniest comment ever! ROFL, i laughed so loud i woke my 2 yr old whom i’ve tried so hard to get to sleep, but it was well worth it lool

  • Guest360

    “Hood reindeer”….dead lol

  • Kenedy

    The blue shadow comment killed me !

  • lmao

    Some of the funniest comments EVER in the history of MN. IllyPhilly and Miss D had me rollin!

  • baddvixentype

    Miss D was the funniest. really the only one.

  • Maddi

    Dead at Yeppers!! Love the LHHATL reference :D

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