He Did What? Men Do Fake It

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January 7, 2013 ‐ By madamenoire
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From Single Black Male

I was laying in bed one time with my girl, well she wasn’t my girl, she was a girl and I asked her, “How was it?” She looked back at me and said, “It was good, I came.” Being a shorty at the time, I asked a stupid question. I asked her, “Hey, do you ever fake org**ms?” She paused for a second and then she sighed and said, “I mean… yeah sometimes.” I got out of that bed so fast, jumped up, spun around and asked her, no I told her, “Look, don’t ever do that with me! If you don’t get there, then let me know.” I thought that was the end of that until one day I found myself in the same position. I don’t like to brag about this, but one night I found myself too engulfed in the grapes of the gods and trying to sign a deed. I tried everything in the Kama Sutra that night and I got nothing but John Henry. I thought to myself, “You’re going to kill this poor girl.” That’s when I decided to just end it, but you and I both know that you can’t mess with a girl’s self-esteem like that. I clinched up, pushed in as far as I could and I let off a shiver. After I did that, I rolled over and laid on my back staring at the ceiling; I wondered if she bought or not. She did. That’s when I knew, sometimes you just got to fake the funk and come back in the AM.

Anyway, LOL… Here’s a recent article from GQ that examines the question, Do Men Fake Org**ms? Trust me it happens more than you think.

Read more at SingleBlackMale.org.

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  • Dcarter910

    Yep I faked it on more than one occasion. I pride myself on making sure she gets hers but sometimes I am too tired to fight for mine. Knowing that she might feel some kind of way if I just stopped…I faked it. Other times after multiple orgasms I am just out of gogo juice! Fake it, go to sleep, wake up with morning wood and go back to work….before going to work :)

  • http://twitter.com/MsRedboneBrite Tee Elyse

    I am ROLLING!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Live_in_LDN

    Q) How do gay men fake it? A) He just spits on the other guy’s back. Lol sorry that was tasteless but i couldn’t resist…

    • Ms Kameria

      *dead to the world*

    • Candacey Doris

      Mental pictures. So wrong.