‘If Kenya Thinks She Looks So Much Like Beyonce, Why Can’t She Get Her Man To Put A Ring On It?’ RHOA Episode 10 Recap

January 7, 2013  |  
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Last night, the Atlanta girls were back to business as somewhat usual after returning from their Anguilla trip, but unfortunately some cast members didn’t leave their antics on the island. Kenya is still living in a fantasy on every front imaginable, but Walter brought her down to reality after one too many questions on Sunday night’s episode. And even though there was no “sip and see,” there was definitely a little kissing and telling. Click to see what went down.

Nene shows off her surprise glambaby

Though we found out about this news at the end of the summer, it was still cute to see Nene with her adorable glambaby, Bri’Asia, on last night’s episode. It was also a little scary to think of Bryson as a father, considering the way he was laid up on that couch looking like a straight convict. The jury’s still out on whether Nene’s son has gotten his act together, but it’s abundantly clear she loves her little granddaughter and at least that means if Bryce can’t get his ish together, that little doll will still be taken care of.

Riley don’t play that

Kandi’s daughter put her and her relationships all the way on blast last night. In the past few years, Kandi has had a few notable relationships and it seems Riley isn’t too fond of the swinging door of men coming up in her space and cutting into her time with her mom. Though she made it clear that even after Kandi’ latest beau, Todd, came into the picture and moved in with them, she still wasn’t completely on his team, but she seems to be making peace with her mama’s love life.

Nene don’t play that mama’s baby daddy’s maybe stuff

As much as Nene loves that little glambaby of hers, she ain’t no fool. While bringing Bri’Asia to meet Cynthia, Nene didn’t pause when she told Cynthia she made Bryson get an immediate paternity test after his girlfriend Ashley gave birth. Now that she knows the baby is without a shadow of scientific doubt a Leakes, she can get on with the spoiling, and searching for a pair of baby Louboutins.

Kandi ain’t about that no pre-nup life

Not to Todd: This is the reaction you will receive should you ask Kandi to marry you without a pre-nup. I think Kandi nearly had an out of body experience last night when Porsha told her that she and Kordell don’t have a pre-nup. Porsha talked a pretty good game, saying that should her marriage fall apart all she would want is her name, but Kandi was like “eff that” and rightly so. Miss Kandi has been building her empire for 20 years now and like she said, you just never know. It’s one thing to lose your heart in a relationship, it’s another to lose your money too. Kandi’s isn’t falling for that, no matter how sweet the loving is.

Nene moves to LA — with Gregg

This news isn’t so shocking considering Nene and Gregg are officially engaged again but it is funny that while Gregg was begging for a key to Nene’s Atlanta home, he got one to her new spot in LA. Nene was clear that moving to Hollywood for her show, “The New Normal,” was a new beginning for her family and we see that her family is now clearly a happy party of three, with Nene and Gregg raising their youngest son together as partners. Aww.

Kenya confuses herself with Beyonce and still can’t her man to put a ring on it

I’m sure we’ve all been confused for someone we look nothing alike and told our friends that story and went on about our day. Kenya however wanted it to be known that people confuse her with Beyonce, not just randomly, but everyday. Like, 365 times each year someone thinks she’s Bey Bey. Who knew her delusions ran so deep?

Porsha’s face is saying a lot in that pic, but it got so much better when she said if Kenya’s Beyonce, then she’s Solange. That’s just about as accurate. For someone so full of herself, I don’t understand why Kenya can’t just be gone with the wind fabulous for her own looks not an ain’t no way in hayell Beyonce lookalike.

Peter kisses and tells too much

I’m curious to know whether it’s an Atlanta thing to dart your tongue all the way into someone else’s mouth and call that kissing because I can’t believe Cynthia pulled this move on Peter a week after Apollo slobbed Phaedra down in public. I mean Cynthia isn’t even engaged in a liplock, she’s essentially licking Peter’s teeth. But that’s not the real kissy news, last night after one too many Patron shots, Peter got to talking too much and spilled the beans that he used to date Nia long when she was the “it girl” back in the day. Guess he’s always liked his ladies a little younger.

Walter Uses His Words –He Don’t Want None

As much as Kenya irks me, Walter made me want to snatch him up outa those Gucci shoes by the banks of the river last night. I’m sure he was annoyed with Kenya singing the same old song, but what I don’t get is why he couldn’t plainly say, “I don’t love you, hell I don’t even like you, I don’t want to be around you, and we’re not together?” Instead he tried to drop all sorts of rude subtleties, saying things like, “I gotta tell you to do something, I gotta tell you, Kenya it’s time to eff me,” when she talked about him seeming to not be interested in her. I would’ve popped that little sinister smirk off his face if he was talking to me like that and helped him fish for some big catches with his bare hands. And though there’s essentially no logical reason for Kenya to still be confused about anything between them, I do want to know why Walter would say if he didn’t want to deal with her anymore, he wouldn’t be there. He must be getting a hefty little check for his random appearances and lies.

Cynthia has a book for Kenya: He’s Just Not That Into You

Cynthia is usually a little more subtle with her shade, but she did not hesitate to go in on Kenya in her latest Bravo blog post. Cynthia seemed to be wrapping up some unfinished business with her co-star when she wrote about her reaction to getting that Vanessa Williams book. She said plainly:

BTW “Beyonce,” had I known that you were going to gift me a book on the trip, I would have returned the favor. Have you ever read He’s Just Not That into You?

Well damn.

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