His Thing Does What Now?? 15 Facts You Didn’t Know About The Male Private Part

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January 4, 2013 ‐ By Julia Austin
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Men tend to say that the female reproductive organ is the most complicated of all the human body parts, making analogies about pulling levers and twisting knobs in a factory to work it properly. But their seemingly straight and straightforward member has some interesting behavior of its own! Click to see what we’re talking about.

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  • Brian

    I hate to break it to you people…but that Congo study was flawed. It used a non-scientific internet survey

  • chanela

    At least men know how women in the natural hair community feel about shrinkage. LMAO

  • chanela

    i <3 men and their schlongsssssssss

  • LiiSH

    All those positions can cause a permanent curve you say?…. :::goes to sign up my man for yoga::: He gonna learn today! How to get that sweet spot LMAO!

  • faydee

    Very informative. Thanks.

  • http://www.dafrastar.com/ DafraStar

    Interesting. Ijust read a study yesterday that mentions that the longest body parts were actually found in men from Congo. French are better endowed than Americans based on the same study, but are nowhere near the top

  • Treen

    Welp, guess I’ll be moving to France. ;-)

    • http://twitter.com/Normally_Weird driven

      i knew a French man with an African….

  • bvictorian

    Because we adhere to certain brand and adsafe guidelines and that word is not compliant with those policies.

    • GeekMommaRants

      Thank you for your response. My comment is not meant as an insult. We have body parts with names, using biological names should be compliant with everything. This is my only point. Again, thank you for the explanation.

      • bvictorian

        We agree. Unfortunately we just don’t make the rules.Thanks for understanding :)

  • bvictorian

    We adhere to certain brand and adsafe guidelines and that word is not compliant with those policies.

  • Just saying!!

    Wow. Didn’t realize that abstaining from sex was putting him in harms way. I’ll find out the rest later…ain’t got time for all these clicks!! Lol

  • Pet

    Well well well. Fascinating. Really informative. I had no idea that its possible it could permanently bend. What a finely crafted piece of work *bookmarks*

  • RJA

    Best. Article. Ever. This was worth the clicks!

  • Nikki

    I wish they mentioned why the traditional Jewish circumcision is controversial.

  • Kay

    The average is 3 to 4 inches long….. *crickets chirp*

    • http://twitter.com/MsRedboneBrite Tee Elyse

      Yeah, I bet some guys be wishing they could pull the other half out of that pelvis! (Slide 8) LOL… how informative, you learn something new everyday because I sho didn’t know that!

      • Kay

        Me neither lol.

    • SL

      exactly! the largest average size is in Congo-Brazzaville I think, at 8.something inches; even the UK beat France, so that was totally inaccurate :/

      • Live_in_LDN

        Haha yeah it sounds like that title of a blaxploitation ‘adult’ flick

    • Live_in_LDN

      There are a lot of Congolease immigrants in France as well as other African immigrants from the former French colonies. It makes sense.

  • Mike

    MN does it again. Knowledge for the women AND men. Thanks. I don’t believe in that “koro” thing, though.

  • JD

    I was so excited to learn more but I refuse to click

    • Mike

      Its worth it. All men need to click cause we don’t know it all.

  • GalaxyEmpress

    So many pages to click…. Ain’t nobody got time for that!