His Thing Does What Now?? 15 Facts You Didn’t Know About The Male Private Part
Men tend to say that the female reproductive organ is the most complicated of all the human body parts, making analogies about pulling levers and twisting knobs in a factory to work it properly. But their seemingly straight and straightforward member has some interesting behavior of its own! From impotence to sensitivity issues and showers versus growers, here are some of the most fascinating facts about the male sex organ.
If he doesn’t use it, he’ll lose it
Like any tool God gives you, if you don’t use it, you’ll lose it! The flow of oxygen to a man’s member that happens during an erection is essential to the health and maintenance of said member. Without regular erections, men can experience shortening of the penis over time. So be generous with your man, even if you’re not “in the mood.” Or else you may find yourself disappointed when you are!
There are “showers” and “growers”
The length of a man’s flaccid p*nis is no indicator of how long it will be when erect. (Makes you feel bad for those guys being teased in the locker room!) A man with a small member might experience growth twice that length when erect, while a man with a long one can experience no growth at all. So don’t judge a guy by the bulge in his pants.
Whether they should or shouldn’t be, most men are not humble when talking about their own private parts. When asked, the average self-reported size was 7 to 8 inches. In reality, the average you know what is 3 to 4 inches long.
He’s got a soft little underbelly
Or at least his little man does. Most healthy men surveyed reported being the most sensitive to sexual pleasure on the underside of the shaft and head. Closely following those areas in the pleasure department were the upper side of the head and shaft, as well as the sides of the p*nis.
Sensitivity decreases with age
It’s hard to pinpoint at exactly what ages, and by exactly how much, but there is a definite decline in sensitivity in the private for men, as they grow older. However, rarely does a man complain about this to a doctor. That’s probably because your gorgeous body on top of his gets his imagination going enough to make up for the lack of sensitivity.
Vibrators aren’t just fun—they can be helpful!
Vibrators are not just for women. They can also help men climax. Vibrators have even helped men with spinal injuries—those that really struggle to orgasm—reach completion. So, imagine what one could do for a healthy man…
Half of his man is hiding
Just as you can’t see the roots of a giant tree, you can’t see the entire male private part. In fact, about half of it is tucked inside the pelvis and attached to the pubic bone. This does little to affect your sex life, but it’s an ego boost for guys.
His private is an ecosystem
There are 42 unique types of bacteria living on the male private. However, this number is lower in circumcised men. Don’t worry—it’s healthy bacteria. Nothing to be afraid of when you’re down there, ladies.
There *could* be a link between circumcision and HIV
There is a certain type of bacteria called anaerobic bacteria that can live within the moist folds of an uncircumcised male p*nis but dies when a man is circumcised. Some research suggests that this bacteria causes the immune system to respond in a way that makes it more susceptible to the HIV virus.
Circumcision is not the norm
You may have found most men to be circumcised, but that has a lot to do with where you live. Worldwide, only 30% of all men are circumcised. Jewish and Muslim men make up for 70% of that figure.
Impotence is a legal issue
Women may get shafted (excuse the blatant play on words) in many parts of life, but their rights to sexual pleasure are not overlooked! Impotence is grounds for divorce in 24 states. And they say “lack of communication” is the reason for the divorce rates…
Men suffer from “P*nis Panic”
Officially called “Koro,” there is a real and widespread hysteria amongst men that their privates may disappear one day. Could explain why they’re always grabbing themselves—just checking it’s still there!
The French are rude for a reason
The French might be cocky for a reason—they are reported to have the largest average male member size, at 6.2 inches. Single women, do you know where you’re going on your next vacation now?
Men are big self-helpers
The average number of times a man will “release” in his lifetime is 7,200. The average number of those that will come at the work of his own hands: 2,000.
All those crazy positions you and your man are into today could cause a shift in, um, things tomorrow. If a p*nis bends in a certain direction regularly, overtime it can become permanently curved.