“The Best Way To Get A Ring Is A Closed Mouth.” RHOA Episode 8 Recap

December 24, 2012  |  
Source: Bravo

For all the things Kenya Moore makes you want to call her when you watch her on the “Real Housewives of Atlanta” — namely crazy — I have to say last night’s episode changed my opinion of her just a bit. Honestly, I may have even felt just a tad bit sorry for her (I know, I know!), and inclined to do a little background check on Walter. After seeing how things when down last night, I’m not sure if he’s the one that got bamboozled by Kenya or if he’s bamboozling us. Check out the highlights and see why.

Kenya opening doors

Kenya thinks she opened doors for somebody

OK so this was the part of the show when she was still crazy. You know how in “Barbershop” Cedric the Entertainer joked that Rosa Parks didn’t do nothin’ but sit her a** down. Similarly, I’d like to tell Keyna, you didn’t do nothin’ but walk across the stage in a two-piece and smile.

This woman keeps going on and on and on about being a part of history, but I don’t know anyone who remembers her pageant win over the seductive temptress roles she’s gone on to play in every single movie over the years. Yet, she keeps trying to stuff down everyone’s throats that she has somehow opened doors for black women everywhere. Honey, Carole Gist, the first African American to win the Miss USA titled opened the door in 1990. You just kept it pried open.

Kandi and Nene

Kandi and Nene have a moment

For a second there, a very brief one, Nene and Kandi showed successful black women can uplift each other. The two had a random heart-to-heart, bonding over Porsha and Kenya’s foolywanging when out of nowhere Nene asked Kandi why she has a problem with her and then turned around and gave the Bedroom Kandi queen props her all her success and said she’s proud of her.

After watching that, I can’t understand why these two just can’t get along. Since then, they’ve said some not so positive things about each other on their blogs, which sounds like this moment of clarity was short lived — very. We’re not saying they have to be BFFs but the beef is lost on me.’

Kenya

Kenya apologizes…and then goes in again

Typically, when one decides to apologize for wrong behavior, they try to have their attitude in check — or at least their outward expressions. But as Porsha pointed out, while Kenya was saying sorry for calling Porsha all types of bishes during their argument the night before, “Her face was like a mean raisin.”

And let’s not get on the ‘tude. Porsha was a little hasty to try to cut in when Kenya first starting talking but then she just went on and on, still trying to prove her point on the low, and then complained that Porsha didn’t apologize to her. She didn’t give her a chance to!

Miss America

Miss America shade

And then there was the bringing up of old ish. Still reveling in the history she thinks she is a part of, Kenya decided to give Cynthia what could possibly be the worst gift ever — a copy of Vanessa William’s memoir. No disrespect to Miss Williams, it’s just Cynthia not remembering that Vanessa Williams was the first Black Miss America doesn’t exactly mean she needs to read up on her whole life.

What Kenya fails to realize is there are two types of history one needs to know. There’s history history — like George Washington was the first president, the middle passage, women’s suffrage — and then there’s ish you only need to know because you’re a part of that world. Cynthia is a model, not a pageant contestant, her not being able to quote Vanessa William’s career line by line is not a travesty.

Peter

Someone stop Peter from talking

You know how you foreshadow a pivotal moment in an episode when ish is about to hit the fan? That moment was when Peter got up with a shot and lime in hand and starting talking just a bit too much. You never know what’s going to come out of this man’s mouth anyway and by the time he got to talking about Walter and Kenya’s relationship seeming fake, you knew there was nowhere for the evening to go but down.

And that’s exactly what happened when Walter let it be known that no proposal would be taking place on anybody’s island if he was involved. But who was really shocked — besides Kenya? This is the same man who, when someone pointed out that he and Kenya were matching in the color pink, made it a point to say that wasn’t on purpose. Did she really think a ring was coming after that?

Kenya salty

Kenya gets salt poured on her wound

If my fake boyfriend just told me we weren’t getting engaged, my next course of action would not be to ask everyone around the table how they were proposed to. And I damn sure wouldn’t follow that up with, “how do you let a man know you’re ready to be his wife?” Girl, Walter knows. He just doesn’t care! You couldn’t pay me enough to sit through that type of conversation if I really was in shock that I wasn’t getting married.

Walter Kenya

Anything could happen in Anguilla but a proposal

I was going to give Walter one point for at least following Kenya when she stormed away from the dinner table engagement talk, but when she walked away from him and he told the staff makes sure she gets on the bus okay, that point was revoked.

This is the point in the night where I actually started to feel bad for Kenya. I know she’s an actress, but her disappointment at not being proposed to seemed genuine — and Walter started to seem like a phony. “Anything could happen” was probably not the best thing to say to someone so desperate to get a ring while on a three-day island vacation, and the fact that he had not an ounce of sympathy for her breakdown did not make that blow any easier to take. Kenya should have listened to Nene. “The best way to get a ring is a closed mouth.” And a man who’s actually interested in you.

Kenya Bushes

Kenya cries in the bushes

The heartache went from a few tears to a full-on water show at Las Vegas when Kenya broke away from Walter and literally cried in the bushes. At this point, I think every woman whose had her heart played with felt a little somethin’ somethin’ for Kenya. We know the woman is on a time clock, even if she realized way too late that Walter wasn’t in to her at all. And I do have a feeling her tears were more about wasted time than Wally Walt, but still, ol’ girl was hurting.

Kenya better take a word of advice from the book of Phaedra: “The only woman looking for a husband is one who ain’t never had one because it’s more work than you think.”

Kenya and Walter

Walter’s story seems fake

OK so I gotta call BS on Walter’s fake relationship claim — or at least point out that something seems a little fishy now. If you’re in a play relationship just for the cameras, why would you tell someone that “anything could happen” and you wouldn’t be opposed to eloping?

When Walter called into that radio show a couple of weeks ago, he said Kenya shocked him with all the marriage talk once the cameras started rolling, and up until last night, the way he starts coughing and choking anytime she says the m-word seemed to prove just how caught off guard he was. But I can’t think of any man who wouldn’t have shut down any possibility of eloping when it was brought up to him if he wasn’t even in a real relationship. Walter knew Kenya wasn’t speaking hypothetically, she wanted a ring. His actions last night seemed to suggest he was the one faking interest in her just to be on TV but she really thought she was in some type of relationship — even if it he appeared to have more interest in watching paint dry than seeing her booty pop on the island.

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  • Jud Jud

    That ”relationship” between kenya and walter is not real even Peter and Nene said it. She needs to love herself and stop thinking engagement or marraige will define her. Take your time. There are so many married couples and even people in relationships who are not happy.

  • TK

    I wanted to like Kenya-I even with the editing something seems “not quite right” with her situation. We don’t know what all went on but at some point you have to say this “marriage” conversation is going nowhere so let me move on and go somewhere. I hope she gets it together and dries up that thirsty attitude.
    On a side note am I the only one feeling like the old Nene is back? 🙂

  • Ladybug94

    I don’t even need to read this article. Kenya’s problem is her and Walter were having conversations but they were having two different conversations. She said one thing, Walter said another and somehow what Walter was saying registered with her completely differently then what everyone else is hearing. I don’t know how she heard that he was possibly going to propose when he was actually talking around it and if you have to ask him to propose, he’s probably not the one for you anyway.

  • After his radio interviews and last nights episode, I am starting to believe “Walter” is the liar. He wanted “Kenya” as long as he thought others wanted her or liked her. When he saw or thought that they were mad or dislike her . . . all of a sudden he speaks. Real men don’t do that. If he went in thinking it was just acting, why didn’t he con’t to act. Walter is a PLAYER and a LIAR!

    And he may have a little sugar in his tank! I thought that from the beginning of the show.

  • How about, why the hell would Kenya go on a trip with all those married folk in the first place! NEVER! We know how ecstatic black women are when they have a husband, so she should have known at some point on that trip, marriage was going to come up. Come on now!
    Kandie, who is in a real relationship even said the whole scene made her feel pressured about marriage. So you know if you are on ice with a guy, that you might not have that type of connection with, why would you go on a trip with him and some married couples period. And one of the chicks that don’t like you was there with her husband, you know she would bring that up for pure spite especially since Kenya has been acting so thirsty for a ring. Seriously. But at least they kicked a little bit of knowledge on that episode. I totally agree with what NeNe and Phaedra said.

    • Negress

      She wasn’t invited but she had to come anyway and make a dust up.

    • Ladybug94

      One thing that upsets me with Kenya is she kept bringing it up and it front of others no less. Walter was minding his own business and she kept saying “remember our conversation” “remember, what we discussed”? I guess she thought she wouldn’t get embarrassed since others were there.

  • Na Na

    How big of Phaedra to be the only one concerned enough to go find Kenya after she was getting flirty with her husband.

  • Kaori

    All I can do is laugh because these shows are so fake but people (not directing this at the writer) talk about them more than they do real world issues.

  • Ms_Mara

    I don’t know what to believe now. On one hand, EVERYBODY can see that there are no sparks between them. She flirts with every man in sight while Walter’s standing right there and he doesn’t even bat an eyelash. But on the other hand, Kenya Moore is not known for her acting skills, lol. She really seemed to be holding out hope that she was going back to Atlanta with a ring. And the disappointment seemed real, which is not surprising because Walter has been very ambiguous in most of their conversations. I don’t know anymore. But on a side note, that scene between Kenya and Porsha was so 8th grade.

    • Ladybug94

      Walter doesn’t bat an eyelash because he doesn’t care. He probably wishes one of those guys would take her off his hands.

  • fake relationship

    But her relationship WAS FAKE THO…..IT WAS STAGED!!!!!!!

    • KJ23

      Exactly! I feel like the only reason why Kenya was crying was because Walter was beginning to go against the facade they originally agreed on and everyone was calling her out.

      • After his radio interviews and last nights episode, I am starting to believe “Walter” is the liar. He wanted “Kenya” as long as he thought others wanted her or liked her. When he saw or thought that they were mad or dislike her . . . all of a sudden he speaks. Real men don’t do that. If he went in thinling it was just acting, why didn’t he con’t to act. Walter is a PLAYER and a LIAR! Trust.

  • Jewel B

    I can’t believe you fell for the dragon tears! In all of the episodes up to this point she was the one talking about marriage, he was not. Granted the eloping on the beach conversations is a little suspect, we don’t know what was edited out. Kenya is an actress that can bring on the water works at the drop of a dime. Their whole relationship seems scripted and off. There is no chemistry or affection between the two of them. I’m the person who usually feels sorry for everyone but I don’t feel sorry for Kenya. This relationship is not real.