‘Ghetto Superstars’ You Can Be for Halloween

- By

Real Housewife

Requirements:

Glass of wine
Gigantic diamonds
Foreclosure notice
Bad wig

Besides the fact that a lot of the women in the “Real Housewives” franchise either have jobs outside of the home or are not wives, a number of them have other things in common too like a love of big gaudy jewelry and an aversion to paying bills.  Put on a big wig and a dress that is too dressy for where ever you’re going. Have a glass of wine in hand at all times. Talk really loudly about all the fabulous things you are doing  with your life and let everyone know how much everything costs. If you have to make things up, even better. Make sure the foreclosure notice on your home falls out of your outrageously expensive bag a couple times through out the evening.

Comment Disclaimer: Comments that contain profane or derogatory language, video links or exceed 200 words will require approval by a moderator before appearing in the comment section. XOXO-MN