‘Ghetto Superstars’ You Can Be for Halloween

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Lonely, Bitter, Confused Black Woman

Requirements:

Toy cats

Screw face

Multiple diplomas (use fake ones)

A-tti-TUDE

In the past year, how many TV specials, magazine articles and newspaper columns have been devoted to the romantic “plight” of black women? Oh and let’s not forget those sometimes funny, but always at least slightly offensive viral cartoons that have been popping up as of late.  Cat-hoarding, bitter black spinsters are all the rage. You ain’t know? Take a cue from Redman (“I’ll Be Dat”) and embrace your inner ridiculousness that everyone seems to think you have.  Caress your toy cats and your degrees all night long. Make contradictory statements about everything and if a man is even remotely nice to you, make sure you bite his head off and then promptly complain to your girlfriends about how stupid men are for not recognizing your awesomeness.

Warning: This costume gets tiresome really fast.  It’s hard pretending to be as ridiculous as we are portrayed. SMH at all those stories…from what planet do they come? *shudder*

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