Since tomorrow most of our favorite celebs will be getting gifts that we can barely pronounce, let alone never afford, we thought we’d take the time to express some of the more, shall we say, practical things we’d give them if we could. After all, life can’t always be about diamonds, cars, and Hermes bags. With these famous folks, we just want to take it back to the basics and give them what they need not what they want. Oh, and never mind the overt shade, it’s all in good Christmas fun. Here are the gifts we would get our favorite celebs, if only we could.
Tamar Braxton: A Muzzle
We love Tamar — truly we do — but that mouth of hers just gets her in so much trouble. It almost ended her singing career before it even got started, it set off all sorts of Twitter beefs with everyone from Jill Scott to K. Michelle, and now she’s got the Beyhive coming for her. We’re not saying we want Tamar to shut up completely, because lord knows we are waiting on her next single” Hot Sugar” like people in the projects anticipating the first of the month. We’d just use the muzzle to tame that mouth when she’s doing anything else with her vocals other than what she should be, which is singing.