Christmas Don’t Stop The Shade: Gifts We Would Get Our Favorite Celebs

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December 24, 2012 ‐ By madamenoire

Since tomorrow most of our favorite celebs will be getting gifts that we can barely pronounce, let alone never afford, we thought we’d take the time to express some of the more, shall we say, practical things we’d give them if we could. After all, life can’t always be about diamonds, cars, and Hermes bags. With these famous folks, we just want to take it back to the basics and give them what they need not what they want. Oh, and never mind the overt shade, it’s all in good Christmas fun. Here are the gifts we would get our favorite celebs, if only we could.

Source: WENN.com/FayesVision

Source: WENN.com/FayesVision

Tamar Braxton: A Muzzle

We love Tamar — truly we do — but that mouth of hers just gets her in so much trouble. It almost ended her singing career before it even got started, it set off all sorts of Twitter beefs with everyone from Jill Scott to K. Michelle, and now she’s got the Beyhive coming for her. We’re not saying we want Tamar to shut up completely, because lord knows we are waiting on her next single” Hot Sugar” like people in the projects anticipating the first of the month. We’d just use the muzzle to tame that mouth when she’s doing anything else with her vocals other than what she should be, which is singing.

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  • CA Pullen

    How about muzzles, for the foul mouth women on Real Housewives of Jersey, Beverly Hills, Orange County, Mob Wives, Evelyn Lozardo, Tami Roman?

  • SickOfRidiculous

    As SOON as I read the headline for this post I immediately contacted my attorney, drafted up a will and instructed my mother to bury me in something pretty because I KNEW I was gonna flatline after reading this!! I needed a beach chair to lounge in and a drink in a coconut for all this shade. Loved it!

  • chanela

    please don’t call these reality bafoons celebrities. PLEASE!

    • CA Pullen

      I agree. They are not celebrities.

  • Shaybaby

    For Stevie J I was thinking along the lines of castration but that may be a little extreme (or not)…

    • Starbright

      I was thinking along the lines of packing Master Splinter, Jose, and any other of his passengers on his bus and driving it on off the fiscal cliff…

  • JustSayin

    Christmas List- The Braxton family- a new hairstylist that does NOT believe in lace front anything. Please tell me those lace front wigs did not send Toni Braxton back over the edge towards bankruptcy!

  • afroveda

    You mean Donald doesn’t need a hairstylist too?
    Real talk though, all of these were funny and sadly true.