This a lowkey “where you been?!” post because I don’t know where VH1 dug up Bootsy Collins from for their annual “Divas” celebration Sunday night, but he was there in full shimmer. The man who told us he could “take a lickin’ and keep on tickin'” looked like a ticking time bomb when he hit the red carpet in a jacket that surely required all the sequins in JoAnn Fabrics to make. We can’t even talk about the rings, the glasses, or the hat, so we’re gonna let ya’ll do that. Capture this pic of Bootsy doing what he does and tell us what the hayell he’s doing.