“Curb A** Beyotch, That’s What You Are!” RHOA Episode 7 Recap

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December 17, 2012 ‐ By

Kenya flipping

When I tell you Nene is giving us life this season, I am not exaggerating. Last night she read everybody up, down, and sideways and didn’t let not one little detail slip past her when it came to the messiness of some of her castmates, proving Kenya isn’t the only person who this season wouldn’t have been the same without. Check out the highlights from last night.

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  • Setra

    I agree NeNe is hilarious and had me laughing out loud with last night’s episode. She was exactly right that Kenya and Walter didn’t seem like that much a natural couple. I also thought it seemed like Porsha may have been instigating when she brought up the fact that Kenya was dancing on her husband. I thought the renewal of Peter and Cynthia’s vows was a sweet idea of Peters. I was kind of glad that Porsha brought up the fact that Kenya was being a little nicer on this trip. This episode gave me and my DISH coworker a lot to talk about so I’m glad I watched. I wasn’t home last night when it aired so I recorded it on my DISH Hopper. This DVR can
    record and store up to 2,000 hours of entertainment so I never run out of room.

    • http://www.yourtango.com/users/cheekee-baby cheekee baby

      Did you really insert an ad for dish in your post? You ought to be ashamed of your damn self.

  • KayBee

    That old red-orange old school Fashion Fair looking makeup ain’t helping either.

    • http://twitter.com/Nerdstradamas Kendra

      Not the Fashion Fair makeup tho? Straight out of a 1992 Essence magazine ad?

      • KayBee

        :) More like a 1992 Jet magazine ad next to that ad for Raveen perms.

    • http://www.yourtango.com/users/cheekee-baby cheekee baby

      LMAO! Comment of the week!

  • miemie

    download ad blocker! no adverts ever again! i was mad at myself for not doing it earlier

    • http://twitter.com/Nerdstradamas Kendra

      Bless you!

  • Miss Jay

    The Gone with the Wind twirls were right on time since she was rocking a Blanche from Golden Girls robe.

  • http://www.beautifulmic.com/ beautiful mic

    Kenya looks very hard in the face.

  • Christmas Jelly Bean

    She is just so mad that nobody wants to marry her.. smh

  • Jaiah Jaxon

    Meanwhile, while these catty hoes fighting and arguing, Kandi’s in her room getting it cracking with that fine man of hers! #IAintMadAtCha

    • chococupcake85

      Rumor has it Kandi’s man is gay. It’s just a rumor but who knows…

      • scandalous7

        so what was your point puttin that out there then? Somebody must always ruin it.

  • Cleo

    You are speaking the truth tho lol she kept saying I’m fresh off the runway lol I’m like girl you wish you still looked the same. She should go see a dermatologist

  • Diam

    Gone with the wind fabulous? I hope Kendra knows that at the end Rhett Butler left Scarlet O’hara….but I digress

    • SheBe

      Yes he did and didn’t care. “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.”

  • bigdede

    First, I loved that NeNe pointed out that Walter and Kenya didn’t seem like a real couple. Second, I love that Peter surprised Cynthia and the surprise actually worked. Third, I loved all of Porshe’s lines last night, loved them. Like NeNe said to Kenya. Porsha was just stating what she observed and Kenya had a chance to rebuttal but instead she got all crazy. NeNe told her she could have just said that Porsha was wrong instead of going crazy like that. The BEST part of the whole night was when Kenya started twirling and said she was Gone with the Wind Fabulous and Phaedra looked at her and looked at the other girls and was like “All right then”. Best part of the night!

    • msgeegee

      i liked when Phaedra said “you better preach!”…..LMBO

  • Patricia

    This is why I don’t watch this foolishness. Some blacks and mainstream media stereotypes us black women as we like to fight and argue with each other all day long. I know some people likes this non sense but it is a shame. I wish people would stop watching and supporting this and support positive black women who are trying to maintain a positive image what they have.

  • Dee

    Loved the episode! Cynthia is always giving fierce looks and eye cuts, just wish she had the personality to match

  • kierah

    Ain’t nobody shocked that Kandi is a frreeak! She looks like the type that keeps a supply of Monistat and Amoxicillin just for hottub situations.
    Kenya got mad at being called a tramp because a hit dog will holla!

  • Na Na

    Kenya cray cray….ain’t no way around it.

  • Tamz

    I swear all that sashaying Kenya was doing, I thought she was having a “Paris is Burning” flashback…#GurlBye

  • littleoleme

    LOVED LAST NIGHT’S EPISODE. What I don’t understand is why Cynthia was outside with the other girls at the end. If my man had surprised me with that vow renewal and teared up like that I would have been giving him something he can feel! Lol!

    • UmOk

      LOL!!! Riiiiggghhhttt! Maybe she put him to sleep early and then came back down. lol. But even Kandi had sense enough to be upstairs putting in work, trying to get a ring. Meanwhile Kenya, with her “we were thinkin about eloping” lookin arse downstairs twirling and ish. Arguing and lookin like a fool.

      • littleoleme

        Lol. You stupid!

  • Miss_Understood

    Curb a s s B i t c h=my favorite sound bite of the night!

  • TeahMonae

    I don’t think Porsha did anything wrong. I could be wrong, but I thought someone asked her what happened when she and Kenya first met. She didn’t say anything disrespectful, she was just answering the question from her point of view. Kenya could have did the same without flipping out.

    • chococupcake85

      Yea, Nene ASKED her what happened. I don’t know how people forgot that. Nene even repeated to Kenya, Everyone has a right to express their opinion about how they felt. And that’s how she, (Porscha), felt about the situation. I caught that part clear as day.

      • msgeegee

        Yes, Nene brought the whole thing up. She was stirring up old ISH and she KNEW IT. Porsha could’ve played nice. She should just glossed over the subject or downplayed it instead of bringing up an old incident. Nene got that mess started by asking what happened and then she sat back and watched those 2 idiots go at it…..

  • Denise

    Portia started that whole mess. She should have just kept her mouth shut and avoided that whole situation. But then again that would not make for good tv.

    • Miss_Understood

      Actually NENE started that mess-she laid the ground for the drama and sat back and watched it unfold and even had the nerve to try and “stop” the fight, asking “What Happened” like she didn’t know

      • beck0974

        Oh please…Kenya was bound to go off on someone (Walter) or someone was going to go off on her (my bet was on Phaedra). Doesn’t matter who “started” it. Kenya, being a representative of Miss USA, could have diffused the situation easily. Instead, she went off and made herself look a fool. And that “Gone With the Wind” crap… just ugh…