What Had Really Happend Was…9 Dirty Little Secrets We Learned During VH1’s LHHATL Special

December 17, 2012  |  
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Because one season and two reunions just weren’t enough to capture the craziness that is the lives of “Love & Hip-Hop Atlanta’s” cast, last night VH1 aired a “Dirty Little Secrets” special that brought even more skeletons out of Rasheeda, K. Michelle, Scrappy, Joseline, Mimi, and Stevie J’s ratchet closets.  If you thought you knew all there was to know about these characters, you were wrong. Check out nine secrets we learned during last night’s special.

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Jim Jones is who we have to thank for LHH

You wanna talk about somebody looking like the definition of struggle? Last night Mona and them showed footage of Jim Jones from five years ago looking like a straight refugee and threatening to kick the a** of anybody who got in his way when the premise for this show was first developed. Apparently VH1 got word that there was “this rapper guy named Jim Jones who all the kids loved” and they wanted to make a show based around him. That didn’t work out so well because of that whole a** kicking threat, but once they threw some ladies in the mix — and the producers felt safe — “Love & Hip-Hop” was born.

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Joseline put them paws on her

When everyone saw the fight between Scrappy and Stevie J last season, no one knew the fight initially kicked off between Joseline and Ericka. While the ladies were in the middle of screaming and determing who was irrelevant and whether or not Erica slept with Stevie J, Joseline actually reached her hand and “smushed” — Atlanta producer word — Erica in the face. Without showing the footage in sequence it was hard to tell what happened immediately after but now we know both Joseline and Scrappy put them paws on somebody.


Stevie J was slobbing down Joseline before the LHHATL audition

Negro is triflin’ as hell.

One of the producers of the show talked about the first time he met Mimi and Stevie and apparently in the midst of getting Mimi’s info and running out to put change in the car meter, the producer saw Stevie outside kissing on Joseline on the roof of his car. It’s no wonder they had to cast these three on the season. Stevie had the nerve to try to come back inside and introduce himself as a good guy who loved Mimi…we all see how true that was.

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Mimi and Stevie J are still together

And on that sorry note, when asked the status of their relationship on last night’s special, Stevie said he and Mimi are a couple no matter what. In typical Mimi fashion, all she had to say was “are we?” which let everyone know that answer was yes and “no matter” what was quite accurate for the status of their relationship as Stevie switched between camera time seated next to Joseline and then next to Mimi throughout the entire special. SMH

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Joseline’s English has gotten no better but she still knows how to work the pole

I really thought the major secret last night was going to be Joseline picked up Rosetta Stone and learned English in the past three months, but we’ll have to settle for a small victory when it comes to her inability to speak the language of the land — at least she knows her speech is terrible. Joseline said she had no clue she was so hard to understand but after actually watching herself on camera — and having so many people tell her — she realized the letter b isn’t a substitute for v in the English language and the word skrip is actually strip.

One thing she does (still) know how to do though is work the pole. In one of the more ignorant segments of the night, Joseline proceeded to jump on stage and show that she hasn’t come to far from her roots. But that should have been expected considering they were filming in a strip club to begin with. The good news is she’s looking more feminine these days.

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H*es ain’t winning no more

Pass this on to Karlie Redd if you get the chance sometime today. That chick got a grand total of 1:27 on the “Dirty Little Secrets” special last night and all she had to say was her sex life has gotten better since she’s been on LHHATL. I suppose that means Roscoe Dash has a better pipe game than Benzino. How do you bust it open for tracks and your career is still losing though?

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Correction: some h*es aren’t winning no more

I say that because for some reason Shay is coming back for season 2 of LHHATL. If you’re having a brain fart, Shay is the best-friend/side piece of Scrappy who was only on the show because she was sleeping with Scrappy and who got royally embarrassed when he proposed to Erica on the season 1 reunion. Given all of that, I thought for sure Shay’s relevance would naturally have fallen by the wayside but on last night’s special she kept talking about it being time to turn the tables on Scrappy and that she left all of her tears at the reunion. I don’t see how anything she does could really affect Scrappy now since he’s moved on but I guess that’s why we’ll have to tune in.

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K. Michelle’s still got the one-liners

If  you’re wondering whether the beef between Rasheeda and K. Michelle has subsided since the reunion and initial questions over the validity of K’s abuse story, allow me to share this one-liner from the hot-headed singer: “Rasheeda is a fake Chilli. She needs to stick to the rivers and the lakes that she’s used to.” ‘Nuff said.

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Mona-Scott Young is going to pimp this show for all it’s worth

I mean have we seen a “dirty little secrets” special on any other show. LHHATL has been such a gold mine for VH1, they want to make sure we don’t forget a thing about these people. You’d think they’d be promoting the NYC version of LHH which is premiering in just a few weeks but Mona and her peeps are thinking long-term. Face it, these people aren’t going anywhere.

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  • Dominic Blais

    of course shes dumb she doesn’t have a white man

  • Dichu eba realy lub mehSteebie

    I forgot Karlie Redd was even on the show!!! So irrelevant! And I LOL’d when Erica kept passing up Scrappy in her house like he was invisible while he standing there in a bright orange jacket and a bouquet of flowers. The expression on his face was hilarious!

  • MsSunshyne77

    How was Stevie smashing Joseline a secret? She was pregnant, duh!

    And as far as her pronunciations, that is how the ‘v’ is pronounced when speaking Spanish.

  • IllyPhilly

    LMAO. I just watched the whole thing. I’m sorry. but the cartoon was the best thing.

  • Vandellish

    Save for Rasheeda I’m not attracted to any of these ladies in the slightest. This kind of show can only be eye candy for me since VH1 seems reluctant to explore any real depth within these people (yes everybody has a bit). So no watching this show for me.

    So yeah…Lemme know when somebody gets whooped so I can watch it on a blog. lol

  • Guest

    I was happy to see that K-michelle was not talking about Memphitz for a change. This was funny though. Mi-Mi is still falling for the Okie Doke. JIm Jones was hilarious… he was threatening the whole crew…. LOL!

  • Suchalady

    Mona is greedy scum. I can’t believe she’s still milking this season.

  • Suchalady

    Mona is greedy scum. I can’t believe she’s still milking this season.

  • Ay

    Shay played herself smh

  • natrualj

    Its crystal clear to me, Joseline mushed Erica then Scrappy being the punk that he is tried to jump Joseline, thats how him and Stevie got to fighting. Listen to the comments Scrappy and Erica were making after watching the fight, that punk tried to fight a female. AND WAD BRAGN ABOUT IT, BUT THEN THATS WHA GIS MANLY MAMMY TAUGHT HIM…smfh

    • Veratta Pegram-Floyd

      I don’t know if Scrappy tried to fight Joseline but I know that Joseline had no business being in that altercation (and starting it) in the first place. That situation had nothing to do with her, yet she was the loudest one and put her two cents in where they didn’t belong.

  • 4ThWardGA

    Erica remind me of Olive Oil as far as body goes she look str8 one time and that was when she had on that lingerie but otherwise I’d pass but she has good woman qualities nobody”s perfect I guess

  • Meyaka

    Dead @k.michelle.

  • StephLuv

    Can’t believe I actually miss this show and looking forward to its ratchet return.

    • mlw1924

      lmao, me2..

    • IllyPhilly

      You not alone Stebieluv

  • OH MY GOODNESS! Funky Dineva said her hair was laid like Howard the Duck… I CANT!

    • Tamz

      Lmao!! Shay did look like Howard the Duck!!!

  • realadulttalk

    Mimi being stuck on stupid was not a secret!!

    • Meka

      You mean down on dumb!! LOL

    • ieshapatterson

      Yeah…..I’ve come to accept that she isn’t a strong woman and us only playing herself.

    • DILLIGAF98

      Now, this isn’t 100% true because she hasn’t been let in on the secret yet. That chick is slightly retarded.

      • realadulttalk

        Lmao–now that made me crack up. You sure hit the nail right on the head!!!!

      • Trisha_B

        lmfao you ain’t right!!

    • IllyPhilly

      Dead. Was it ever? Don’t she be acting so hard and look the dumbest?

  • Na Na

    K. Michelle killed it in one line. “Rasheeda is a fake Chili, she needs to stick to the rivers and lakes that she’s used to” Man I fell out with that line!

    • pretty1908

      I SCREAMED at that

    • Lex

      ugh she got the best one liners. She should just know she’s ruining her career that never began..

  • shebaby

    wow i forgot it came on last night gotta watch it tonight!!! ratchet at its finest!!!