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Debrahlee Lorenzana, a bronze beauty, is apparently way too cute for work. She says she was terminated from Citibank because of her unbearable hotness.

Gawker has a funny take on the glamazon’s tale of woe.

“Everything about Debrahlee Lorenzana is hot. Even her name sizzles,” writes the Voice in a profile of the hot banker fired for being “too distracting for her male colleagues to bear.” Her lawyer even has photographic evidence of said hotness.

Lorenzana is about to enter arbitration with Citibank, which she accuses of wrongful termination.

Apparently, Lorezana was forbidden to wear pencil skirts, clingy turtlenecks or three-inch heels to the office because colleagues found it too distracting. We, at Madame Noire, can’t imagine being forced to part ways with out cute outfits. This really does sound actionable.

Gawker adds:

For legal purposes, her “sex positive” women’s rights lawyer Jack Tuckner (Is it wrong to find men who self-define as “sex positive” gross?) had to get Lorenzana to pose in Hot-but-work-appropriate outfits, doing Hot-but-work-appropriate things like reading the newspaper and bending over to look at a piece of paper.

For journalistic purposes, the Voice had to include a gallery of photos of Lorenzana airbrushed to an inch of her life, in skimpy outfits and with her chest heaving.

So, what do you think? Should Lorezana be forced to work from home for the rest of her life so as not to bring down corporate America’s productivity rate?

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