Girl, Don’t Waste Your Time: 9 Signs He Might Be Wack in Bed!

December 9th, 2012 - By Brooke Dean

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Bad sex. We’ve all had it at least once in our lives. How many times have you wished you could get those 2 hours (or 2 minutes) of your life back when you could’ve spent the evening washing and twisting your hair instead? After all, he was a cute new boo and he seemed sweet, so we gave in…and maybe even gave him another chance to redeem himself – only to be disappointed yet again.

Even though bad sex can be hard to predict, especially if there’s some sort of chemistry, some would argue there are signs that the sex will be terrible before you actually have it. Now of course, there are no fail-safe signals, but if any of these signs are present, you may want to skip the romp in the sack altogether and save yourself the time and trouble.

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  • Jasmine

    Who said anything about leaving a guy? The article just said signs the sex might be wack, not “you should leave him if it’s wack.”

  • http://www.therapyiseffinexpensive.wordpress.com/ Zan

    THIS is one of the things I thought I’d have seen in the article…and 9 times out of 10, it never fails. If he (or SHE) brags about their “sexual prowess”, they have NONE whatsoever.

  • Dee

    anyone interested in intelligent discourse? yeah I can get there in 2 minutes too, but it is stronger and more satisfying when someone I like gives me one. Why so much “just me” in the sack fellas? I got mine, too bad for you. 68 and I owe you one. No joy in sex anymore….?

  • ijs

    My man cant dance but he can lay the pipe all day long! lol

  • 4ThWardGA

    I usually perform well when I’m buzzed not drunk it’s a big difference and I think it’s weird as a man to watch flicks by yourself you only pop those in when you with a woman IJS

  • http://twitter.com/CitySharkk City Sharkk

    Men have to pay for it regardless atleast if the sex is business transaction you dont have to put up with any of her crap

    • Vandellish

      haha!!! You beat me to it.

      Yeah men pay for it either directly or indirectly. I guess women pay for it a bit too with all that expensive dolling up they do for guys. The rare time I didn’t have to spend shyt was in Germany Oktoberfest where black American men are treated like superstars. Good times.

  • seveneightyseven

    not sure why “cute” and “sweet” means you gotta give into a guy….smh wtf is wrong wit women?

  • Candacey Doris

    Bad fashion sense isn’t necessarily an indicator. I say this because my old roommate came home with a really messy looking guy and i had to listen to them all night. I was mad but she had a smile for a week.

  • D

    worst article I have ever read…no wonder so many women have trouble with men taking advice like this….

    • courtney

      Mad much?

  • Kaori

    I don’t even know what to think about this. If a man has poor hygiene and is an alcoholic, I wouldn’t even be entertaining the thought of having sex with him.

  • http://www.facebook.com/nessa.fox Nessa Fox

    this list is sooo true

  • ANTMilf

    This list is more like ” 9 reasons why you shouldn’t waste your time with a guy” more than s3x.

  • Say What?

    When I’m f***ing it’s like being on a bus, cause I’m getting off at my stop and I’m DONE!

  • justsaying

    It’s funny how people use their personal experiences as “facts and rules” regarding sex. I can agree with bad hygiene and lack of kissing, but everything else is questionable.

    • IllyPhilly

      I hate kissing during sex, yuck

    • Jasmine

      Where did you see these things listed as “facts”? MOST articles, especially when it comes to relationships, are based on personal experiences – and I’m sure if you were imparting advice, they’d be based of your experiences as well. You can agree about kissing or lack of hygiene, but others in this comments section have said that bad kissing is not necessarily an indicator of bad sex. So for you to say you agree means your experience has proven the same, even if it might not be someone else’s experience. Therefore, your personal experiences could serve as “rules” too.

  • Madeline

    The trolls are out heavy on this one. Hit dogs, and what not.

    • redacted

      As are the censors; the mod is blocking comments that are neither profane, derogatory, or off topic.

      Shocking, i know.

  • CriticXtreme

    Real men don’t dance but give serious foreplay.

    • IllyPhilly

      Touch me there, lick me here, get in, get out, boom goes the dynamite. LMAO. I think I was a guy in another life.

      • Ms_Mara

        LOL

      • Melodi

        i want to be you when i grow up. oh damn…. already grown……

  • Rajo1

    There is no shame in my game…if I go for three to four mins at times..I never trip… I’m confident in my bed game…

  • bluekissess

    Playing devils advocate with if the man is fine but the woman is just wack? Where is the list that a woman maybe wack in bed

    • IllyPhilly

      Very true.

    • Kaori

      “Where is the list that a woman maybe wack in bed”

      On a men’s site.

      • bluekissess

        Well I’m sure “the wonderful MN WRITERS” can come across something.

        • Kaori

          MN seems to be a heteronormative website.

          • jack_sprat2

            Whereas The Advocate is pansexual?

    • Candacey Doris

      It can happen. Some girls just have no experience (is it wrong not to have been with anyone?) and some have been around the block AND down the street and still can’t do it.

  • customcalendars4u2

    I had a wonderful lover who couldn’t dance,don’t judge a book by it’s cover,I don’t like guys who regularly watch porn,if a grown man has bad Hygiene he may as well be a bum on the street (which means he’d be better off begging me for change),everyone does not like to kiss, if you get down like that & a man doesn’t have a condom(then you have one handy) and ANY man that avoids sex with a woman he is dating and is NOT religious then you already know something is wrong!

  • IllyPhilly

    IDK what yall women doing wrong, but I can get off in 2 minutes with or without a decent sex partner.

    • Rajo1

      Dead as$

    • DJTheDJ

      Funniest comment I’ve EVER seen on this site.

    • Marquis de Sade

      Yep, I too sometimes subscribe to the “I GOT MINE, YOU GET YOURGASM” type of freaky deaky derring-do.

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