typical…on most signs here, you couldn’t possibly be more wrong;

first and foremost, dancing with women is almost exclusively a social function for the benefit of women–many men i know who don’t dance like Denny Terrio don’t because they feel it’s demeaning to make such a display of yourself just for a woman’s attention…in other words, you’re declaring yourself to the world you’re her boy-fool;

now dancing with a production company (see Nicolas Brothers) or part of tribal and/or family tradition (see Clegg, Johnny, Marley, Bob, Black Mambazo, Ladysmith) is an entirely different thing…of course, if that’s too old-fashioned for you to understand, go and get yourself a boy toy like Usher or better yet, Richard Simmons;

good hygiene is paramount but 9 times out of 10 a chance to have sex crops up when you BOTH are dirty (i believe it’s called “spontaneous”)..the eloquent and so romantic cure is for both to hop in the shower and get things started there;

i’ve known women who’ve taken men others rejected, literally thrown them in a shower and a bar of soap after them before climbing in themselves and going to work on him with both hands, and coming out with a wonderful husband her girlfriends try to steal;

and let us make this clear, CLOTHES DO NOT, REPEAT, DO NOT MAKE THE MAN ( unless, of course, he’s a republican, in which case, sex is not necessary nor permitted);

what IS important is that they be neat and clean, like the man wearing them–15 minutes in almost any Salvation Army store and a man can come out attired for any occasion up to and including a White House dinner;

and 9/10 of the reasons why those men who put off sex with you almost til they can hear the chapel bells ringing is that they are understandably terrified of having to deal the rest of their lives with women with stratospheric expectations based upon old wives tales like most of these you’ve listed;

we could list twice as many “signs” not to have sex with you, starting with incessant flirting, too much makeup, too much “mirror”, too many shoes and not enough food, but the whole point is we’re dogs because you like us to be, and the ones with good breeding will show through the scruffiest coats and those of us will only be made happy when we are left delightfully miserable by those of you with the ability and will to housebreak us–or as i heard my grandmother once put it, “Girl, if he’s a good man with bad breath, buy him a toothbrush and a MilkBone and see he uses both!”

This entire post is stupid. This is why women continually pick losers and end up being baby mamas, and this is a woman saying this,

Congratulations on becoming as crassly pornographic in your thinking as Hustler.

The funny part about the list is if a women finds a guy so eager to get every gal he meets into bed that he does all these things, he’s not doing it for you sweetheart, he’s doing it for the last 200 women he screwed then the next 200 after you.

Pick the right guy based on his personality, you have to have a good bond to keep up good sex in the long term.