Oh, You Thought It Was Just Us? 14 Of The Most Ratchet White People On T.V.

December 13, 2012  |  
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With efforts like “Bury the Ratchet” underway and all the hate directed at reality TV shows like the Basketball Wives and Love & Hip-Hop franchises, you might think that black people are the only ones cutting up on the tube. Well, it ain’t so. We’re not saying just because white folks are acting a fool on reality TV too it’s OK, we’re just saying, we’re not the only ones. Here are the 14 most ratchet white people on TV.

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Honey Boo Boo

Alana Thompson, more commonly known as Honey Boo Boo, and her entire family, somehow landed their own reality t.v. show after appearing on the show Toddlers & Tiaras. Never in a million years did it seem likely that a redneck family living in rural Georgia would become overnight superstars. To call this family and the show ratchet is an understatement. Who goes to a convenience store barefoot, and who feeds their child a mix of Mountain Dew and Redbull to prep for a beauty pageant? Crazy is all we can say.

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Big Ang Raiola

Big Ang from the show Mob Wives is definitely an interesting character. From her clearly plastic surgery enhanced face and body to her crazy crime-infested past, Big Ang isn’t someone we’d consider to be any sort of normal. Oh, and that voice of hers..what the?

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Abby Lee Miller

Abby Lee Miller is the head instructor of a self-named dance company and if you’ve ever heard anything about her or watched a few minutes of the show Dance Moms, you’ll see just how rude, short-tempered, and harsh this lady really is. We’ve never seen a person cause so many little girls to cry and anger so many parents as Abby Lee has. Granted she is passionate about her job, the way she teaches and controls her dancers goes a bit over the line.

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Teresa Guidice

Teresa Guidice from the Real Housewives of New Jersey is another celeb on the list who just screams fake, in all senses of the word. Teresa is one of those women who craves and adores drama, and she brings plenty of it. From divorce rumors to and internal angst, she’s gained the title as the drama queen on RHONJ.

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Brett Michaels

Bachelors dating younger women is not very uncommon in today’s world, especially when the bank account is right. However, when you have to create a show with dozens of younger scantily-dressed women in hopes of finding love, there’s a problem. To remedy his lacking relationship world, Brett Michaels hosted a couple seasons on t.v. with his own show known as Rock of Love. In the end, Brett didn’t find a single meaningful relationship.

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Sonia Pizarro

There isn’t anything wrong with being a big girl, but there are some definite limits. Sonia Pizarro from the show Operation Repo is clearly glad of her shape and her overall look, but there are some times when her hair, makeup, and clothes just scream ratchet. Big girls should not chase after someone while wearing a spaghetti strap tank top. Just an FYI.

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Courtney Stodden

Any woman who is willing to marry a man who is 35 years older than her is completely out of her mind. Courtney Stodden married actor Doug Hutchison when she was just 16! The couple has appeared on Couples Therapy to patch their relationship and all seems to be just fine. In any case, Courtney definitely has a few screws loose.

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Coco Marie Austin

Coco, Ice-T’s wife, has definitely made her mark in Hollywood, but mainly only because of her status and her body. Coco is in fact a model but the woman has worn some of the most ratchet and revealing outfits we’ve ever seen. If if weren’t for her curves, Coco would definitely be just another big-chested blonde.

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Crystal Harris

Crystal Harris is one of many of Hugh Hefner’s playboy girls, but she has recently become his wife. Despite her past decision to not marry Hugh the first time just hours before the wedding, she’s apparently had a change of heart. In any case, marrying a man old enough to be your grandfather is just flat out ratchet. Anything for the money though!

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J Woww

To say the least, all of the girls on Jersey Shore are a lot to handle, but J Woww definitely takes the cake. From her huge boobs to her bondage-dominatrix-esque clothing, J Wow wasn’t afraid to put it all out there, despite the fact that millions of people were watching. Combined with drinking rampages and fist fights, sorry to say it, but J Woww is a bit crazy.

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Kendra Wilkinson

We definitely don’t want to hate on Playboy bunnies, it just strikes us as completely ratchet for a young beautiful girl to date someone as old as Hugh Hefner. After describing sex with an almost 70 year old man as “eh,” Kendra decided on a more normal life. She’s now married to Hank Basket and has two children, though her past still makes us think “ratchet!”

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Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag was once a normal girl, even during her time on The Hills. After the fame hit and the money started readily flowing in, Heidi opted for plastic surgery that she really didn’t need. Heidi had 10 plastic surgery procedures in one day and decided that she wanted her boobs to be as big as the first letter of her name.

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Kim Kardashian

We have a love-hate relationship with Kim Kardashian and though her love life, for now, has seemed to settled down, with her finding a a happy medium, we can’t help but remember the amount of guy hopping she’s done in her lifetime. Of course, when you’re famous just because of your last name, you can go from guy to guy as much as you want. Her 72-day marriage to Kris Humphries definitely keeps Kim in a negative light, as does that see-through skirt she recently wore.

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Ramona Singer

Ramona Singer from Real Housewives of New York doesn’t fit the true definition of a housewife. Ramona owns plenty of businesses and definitely loves her money.She has a mind of her own and isn’t afraid to say what she’s thinking, but the girl has got an attitude of a goddess and has pulled plenty of moves on the show that have us screaming, ratch on ratch on ratch.

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