‘Why Joseline Got That Supremes-Marvelettes Wig On’ And Other Hilarious Comments This Week

December 7, 2012  |  

YA’LL DON’T EVEN WANNA KNOW WHAT JACKIE CHRISTIE IS THINKING ABOUT DOING

Say What?: Here I was clicking on the article hoping she was saying she was going to have a seat. That being said there are plenty of places to sit down at the Playboy Mansion, I just hope her legs aren’t in spread eagle form when she does…

LEAVE THAT LIL’ BOY ALONE! KARRINE STEFFANS RELEASES VIDEO OF HER AND BOW WOW SPENDING ‘QUALITY TIME’

Chereese:  If she dont sit her old 7-11 azz down. Damn near every guy has ran through her like a tunnel. What she needs to do is stop being a HOOVER VACUUM CLEANER with her mouth and be a mother to her son.

GUESS EVERYONE WANTS A HAND IN EXPLOITING THE CHURCH – LIFETIME ANNOUNCES NEW SHOW, ‘PREACHERS’ DAUGHTERS’

Say What?: Preacher kids are FREAKS! I remember this one kid from school, whose dad was a preacher and he would regularly take girls to the church to sleep with and his dad was no better sleeping with half the congregation. Between the two of them sleeping around so much it made me read the bible cause I was sure that there must be a commandment that said, “Thou Shall Not Waste A Nut!”

‘POST-SEX BLUES’: DO YOU SUFFER FROM IT?

Say What?: After sex I always get a little sad cause it’s over and then I get hungry. Sometimes I’m just laying there thinking, “Damn I could f*** up some ribs right now!”

‘TAMAR HAS THE SAME THING MICHAEL JACKSON HAD’: VINCE SHUTS DOWN SKIN BLEACHING RUMORS

JustSayin : Yes; she does have what Michael Jackson has… a great dermatologist. Now; what is her excuse for those awful lace front wigs? Cuz; Michael Jackson stayed whipping his hair back & forth with no problem.

DOES THAT CHANGE THE LEGACY? RHOA’S PORSHA STEWART IS SUPPOSEDLY A REFORMED VIDEO VIXEN

Ashe: I don’t really care that Porsha was in a music video a while ago. I am more concerned that she is a grown woman who thinks that there are 265 days in a year. Has anyone ever shown her a calendar? Just curious.

THANK GOD YOU GOT RID OF THOSE CORNROWS! CELEBRITIES WHO LOOK BETTER WITHOUT THE BRAIDS

Sheesh: Venus and Serena look like a jacked up Milli Vanilli with those beads. Thank god, they found a stylist!!

Who They Attracting With That Line, ‘What’s Your Name, What’s Your Sign?’ Corny Pick-Up Lines That Get A Pass

Tee Elyse: I had a guy come up to me in the club one time and say “Can a brother of my complexion step in your direction?” I was thinking in my head “If this Jerome-in-the-house looking a$$ n-word don’t get away from me!” LOL.. haven’t been out clubbing since!!

No One Likes A Cheater: Kenya Moore’s Man Walter Spotted All Up On Another Woman

Cleo: I’m sorry but Walter’s big ole head and satellite ears were distracting me…how could any woman want to be involved with light skin version of moesha’s dad.

WHAT ‘CHU SAY BOO? CAPTION THIS PIC OF CASSIE AND JOSELINE

VirgoStarr: This is easy…Gonna make this a riddle.Who has the most talent in this picture?

Answer: The vacuum in the background. Its supposed to suck.

Jaiah Jaxon: Cassie’s PSA “Quick Diddy please put a ring on it! This is where I’ll end up if you don’t!” Lol

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