‘Why Joseline Got That Supremes-Marvelettes Wig On’ And Other Hilarious Comments This Week

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December 7, 2012 ‐ By madamenoire

YA’LL DON’T EVEN WANNA KNOW WHAT JACKIE CHRISTIE IS THINKING ABOUT DOING

Say What?: Here I was clicking on the article hoping she was saying she was going to have a seat. That being said there are plenty of places to sit down at the Playboy Mansion, I just hope her legs aren’t in spread eagle form when she does…

LEAVE THAT LIL’ BOY ALONE! KARRINE STEFFANS RELEASES VIDEO OF HER AND BOW WOW SPENDING ‘QUALITY TIME’

Chereese:  If she dont sit her old 7-11 azz down. Damn near every guy has ran through her like a tunnel. What she needs to do is stop being a HOOVER VACUUM CLEANER with her mouth and be a mother to her son.

GUESS EVERYONE WANTS A HAND IN EXPLOITING THE CHURCH – LIFETIME ANNOUNCES NEW SHOW, ‘PREACHERS’ DAUGHTERS’

Say What?: Preacher kids are FREAKS! I remember this one kid from school, whose dad was a preacher and he would regularly take girls to the church to sleep with and his dad was no better sleeping with half the congregation. Between the two of them sleeping around so much it made me read the bible cause I was sure that there must be a commandment that said, “Thou Shall Not Waste A Nut!”

‘POST-SEX BLUES’: DO YOU SUFFER FROM IT?

Say What?: After sex I always get a little sad cause it’s over and then I get hungry. Sometimes I’m just laying there thinking, “Damn I could f*** up some ribs right now!”

‘TAMAR HAS THE SAME THING MICHAEL JACKSON HAD’: VINCE SHUTS DOWN SKIN BLEACHING RUMORS

JustSayin : Yes; she does have what Michael Jackson has… a great dermatologist. Now; what is her excuse for those awful lace front wigs? Cuz; Michael Jackson stayed whipping his hair back & forth with no problem.

DOES THAT CHANGE THE LEGACY? RHOA’S PORSHA STEWART IS SUPPOSEDLY A REFORMED VIDEO VIXEN

Ashe: I don’t really care that Porsha was in a music video a while ago. I am more concerned that she is a grown woman who thinks that there are 265 days in a year. Has anyone ever shown her a calendar? Just curious.

THANK GOD YOU GOT RID OF THOSE CORNROWS! CELEBRITIES WHO LOOK BETTER WITHOUT THE BRAIDS

Sheesh: Venus and Serena look like a jacked up Milli Vanilli with those beads. Thank god, they found a stylist!!

Who They Attracting With That Line, ‘What’s Your Name, What’s Your Sign?’ Corny Pick-Up Lines That Get A Pass

Tee Elyse: I had a guy come up to me in the club one time and say “Can a brother of my complexion step in your direction?” I was thinking in my head “If this Jerome-in-the-house looking a$$ n-word don’t get away from me!” LOL.. haven’t been out clubbing since!!

No One Likes A Cheater: Kenya Moore’s Man Walter Spotted All Up On Another Woman

Cleo: I’m sorry but Walter’s big ole head and satellite ears were distracting me…how could any woman want to be involved with light skin version of moesha’s dad.

WHAT ‘CHU SAY BOO? CAPTION THIS PIC OF CASSIE AND JOSELINE

VirgoStarr: This is easy…Gonna make this a riddle.Who has the most talent in this picture?

Answer: The vacuum in the background. Its supposed to suck.

Jaiah Jaxon: Cassie’s PSA “Quick Diddy please put a ring on it! This is where I’ll end up if you don’t!” Lol

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  • scandalous7

    this was one of the better weeks, I was dying

  • Miss_Understood

    BTW: I’m the one that said the comment about Joseline’s wig…lmao I want some shine too!!

  • kim chase

    MN why didn’t you include the article with nivea, lauren london and toya posing in the picture together? The comments in that article was hilarious…. I mean yall left the best one off the list. :(

  • WHITELatino

    jOSE hERNANDEZ IS A STRAIGHT UP MAN LIKE ALL COLORED HARD LOOKING PUERTO RICAN WOMEN ARE.

    • Miss_Understood

      Awww here we go, we got one of those Race-Baiting Moles on MN like they do on Bossip!

  • Na Na

    Ha Ha! Walter does look like Frank Saturn selling behind!

  • bluekissess

    I’m sure say what and justsayin work for MN. Over 1,000 members and they get more shine than a gold tooth. Knock it off

    • Say What?

      No I don’t. Why you hating?

      • teri

        Keep doing ya thang. That part about “F**king up some ribs” had me rolling

      • bluekissess

        Just because I don’t think your funny doesn’t consider me a “hater.” I just don’t think it was funny but if you need a congratulations to help you get through your Friday then Congratulations for not making me laugh :).

        • Say What?

          I think you’re taking all of this far too seriously. These jokes were made because they made me laugh anyone else enjoying them is just a side bonus. I hope you feel happy for reprimanding someone on the internet. Good job!

          • bluekissess

            God woke me up this morning. I’m ecstatic. I just love voicing my opinion. I don’t need to reprimand anyone.

    • MLS2698

      Not the case. I end up in here all the time, but I’m studying for finals in microbiology, so I’ve haven’t been getting my laugh on as much. If its funny, just laugh!

      • bluekissess

        I don’t care…

        • MLS2698

          But you clicked on here………Hmmmmmmm

          • bluekissess

            Let me clarify I didn’t care about you studying for your exam.

    • JustSayin

      I wish I worked for MN! Lmao. Can Say What & I Get paid for being funny? Heck… Katt Williams has retired and unretired in less than four days and he hasn’t been hilarious since he was known as the pimp named slickback.

      • bluekissess

        It’s apparent you haven’t received any “Good Jobs” throughout your life. Your still talking about your MN Nick Cannon joke success. It’s kind of laughable. Your trying to create some shade or calling me a hater which is a cliche. You have a handful of people saying your jokes are “funny” but your focused on the one who hasn’t? I still think the comment made about Jojo licking glass is by far the funniest joke I’ve seen. But again that’s my opinion.

        • JustSayin

          LMAO! what are you talking about?!!? I didn’t even create any shade or call you a hater. Did I even say anything about the joke? All I said is that I wish I could get paid by MN. That’s it. Whew chile… u really know how to just kill a conversation. not even that serious.

          • bluekissess

            Congratulations to your MN success lmao

  • NaturalJem

    Lol!!! Say What and Just Sayin had me rolling!!! Y’all are crazy!!!

  • Say What?

    I was killing it this week! I’d like to thank the Academy and all the trifflin people that made me clowning on them possible. Stay ratchet y’all!

    • Tamz

      You owe me a damn Sprite!! Lmao!!!!

    • realadulttalk

      You have a lotta issues–I like that in a person :)

    • Cleo

      Lmfaoo!! You ain’t right

    • TeahMonae

      MN needs to put you on payroll!

  • Meyaka

    “Say what” is a straight foooooooooooool lmao

  • ANTMilf

    I guess Say What? had the best week on MN!

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