Ya’ll Don’t Even Wanna Know What Jackie Christie Is Thinking About Doing

December 7, 2012  |  

Source: WENN

I’m going to steal a Real Housewives of Atlanta Phaedraism and say Jackie Christie is a strange bird — not that we didn’t already know that.

It’s been truly painful watching Jackie struggle to fit in with a group of misfit video vixens and jump-offs on Basketball Wives LA, particularly when you consider she’s a woman of a certain age and the rest of the cast members are like the same age of her daughters. But that’s never stopped Jackie from gossiping, fighting, and even showing her goodies in New Orleans for some beads like a 20-something-year-old to be apart of the crowd.

Now it appears the wife of Doug Christie is thinking about showing off more than her ta-tas. In a random tweet, she had the nerve to say:


I certainly hope that’s an editorial position she’s considering.

Look, I’m all for flaunting what you’ve got, but Jackie ain’t got it, and it’s not just a question of her physical look. Jackie is a wife and mother to two girls who happen to clearly be in need of some counseling to get their family structure back in order. Perhaps that’s something Jackie should be looking over right now, instead of Playboy. Besides, I feel like the only reason she would even considering getting naked for the mag is to keep up with the likes of Draya, Brooke, Adiz Bambi, and Gloria who have all done some rather risque photo shoots this year. Jackie: Everything ain’t for everybody. Please find your lane and stay in it.


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  • scandalous7

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  • Cakester

    She’s clearly getting confused…”Hef” is short for Hefner, not heffa, so sit down some where and button up tight!

    • scandalous7

      just stop…just ……stop lmao

  • kierah

    Her husband can’t even speak a female reporter and yet she can buss it open in Playboy?! Someone put an APB on Doug Christie’s b-a-l-l-s.

  • iT3ach

    I didn’t know Playboy had a “Bipolar Grandmothers” issue. Yay for diversity!

  • Raya

    She’s just fooling around!! There are only a few women of a certain age that can do that she is not one them! She only said Playhouse because that is a higher standard in skin mags

  • yeahright

    Really, Jackie?? C’mon u can’t be serious…lol. Ijs…

  • Faith

    Brande, you all should not be surprised.

  • You guys misspelled Bambi in the article. Try again! Or hire me. 🙂

  • Playboy solicits the people THEY are interested in not the other way around I doubt that “Hef” is interested.

  • If everybody saw the hot mess I saw when she walked around in her damn GIRDLE on BBWLA…NOBODY is buyin that ish.

  • ConfusedByThis

    There goes my lunch!!
    Between this and a naked Wendy Williams. MM needs Gag Alerts!!

  • Ms. Bee

    Look. If I wanted to see a poptart, I’d make one.

  • rzakia

    It’s just weird that people are always calling Jackie out for being older but so is Brooke, she’s like 37. I’m not saying 37 is old or anything but she certainly isn’t in her twenties but no one called her out for being proud to get her first King cover. And if you’re saying that Jackie shouldn’t pose because her grown kids have issues then I guess Draya shouldn’t pose for anything either since I remember her getting arrested for child neglect and her child may or may not have been taken away from her. Anyway from what I’ve seen on the few shows I’ve seen all of these women (except Malaysia) are at least a little crazy and have issues so I guess none of them should be posing for anything until they get their lives in check.

  • ieshapatterson

    Lol IF she is being serious,then God needs to come down in human form and slap some sense into her

  • Native_Noir

    **crickets** Soooooooooo….did anybody see Scandal last night?…

  • Say What?

    Here I was clicking on the article hoping she was saying she was going to have a seat. That being said there are plenty of places to sit down at the Playboy Mansion, I just hope her legs aren’t in spread eagle form when she does…

  • Kitsy

    This woman is delusional, and a liar to boot! I’m going to go out on a limb and say that Playboy would never, ever, ever(!) approach her to do a spread!

  • nick

    They would need to give away that issue for FREE cuz “ain’t nobody got time for that”!

  • I said it

    *covers eyes*…..Jackie posing for playboy…UGH

  • realadulttalk

    I hope she’s only thinking of purchasing a subscription.