Aint Nobody Tryin’ To See All That! Celebrities Who Think They Have Great Bodies But Don’t
Fame can make you delusional. With so many people gassing you up all the time, it’s easy to lose touch with reality. We’d like to dedicate this gallery to those celebrities who don’t know their true clothing size or who take every opportunity they can to show off their bird chests as if they’re really working with something. We love the confidence these celebs display but sometimes we just want them to cover it up a bit, know what I’m sayin’?
We don’t know why, but Fantasia tends to looks ratchet in just about whatever she puts on. This bikini is certainly a major offender, but the singer can’t even seem to manage rocking one-piece pant suits or dresses without trouble. We know you’ve got back baby, you don’t have to wear ill-fitting clothing to show it off.
Remember Steve Harvey’s shirtless pictures back in 2011? We’re glad he worked up the confidence to take off that wig but this is ridiculous. In the words of Jamie Foxx: “Steve Harvey’s body looks like a busted hot water bottle.” He knew he was wrong for getting oiled up and posing for these photos. Please put a shirt on sir, you’re embarrassing your grandbabies.
This is Steve Harvey’s body guard. He’s not famous but he deserves to be put on blast for the busted photos he took when Steve Harvey took his. He is half naked and on top of a lion. And that lion looks like it’s screaming for help. And why are his man boobs cross-eyed?
Nobody likes to take their shirt off more than Usher and when he recently posted these pics all over Twitter showing off what he thinks is a chess onset for his role as Sugar Ray Leonard we couldn’t help put think where’s 8701 Usher? We remember when he had a six pack and didn’t have to flex quite so hard to show it off. Maybe it’s time to play for the shirts team.
I know that this isn’t the first time we’ve gotten on Nicole Richie about her weight. But every time I look at her I want to go in the kitchen and make her a plate of food. And she’s always showing off those twigs on the red carpet. Put on some pants or eat a sandwich.
Will someone please tell pasty white to put the bird back in the cage? That is all.
His voice may be silky smooth, but his body is lumpy. Trey Songz needs to pull it together if he wants to keep posing with his shirt off. We appreciate the fact that he’s trying to bring R&B back all by himself, but if he performs at the 2013 Grammys, we hope he may as well keep it buttoned up.
When Lena Dunham, star of the HBO hit Girls showed up on the red carpet not wearing any pants, this photo blew up all over the tabloids. I’m not so mad about this, but she makes my list because she never has any clothes on. She’s naked on almost every episode of Girls and the truth is she’s not making women more secure about their different bodies. She’s making us all uncomfortable.
Lil Bow Wow
Bow Wow is never going to live down that “lil” part of his name if he doesn’t bulk up a bit. At 25, his body hasn’t changed much since he first stepped on the scene at 13. That’s a problem.
You’d think someone who spends so much time dancing would have a little more definition going on up top. Jason Derulo may think he’s the Sexiest Man Alive but he’s confused. We know Jordin Sparks likes it but we think he should keep his shirt on when he’s not in the bedroom.
We feel bad for Khloe Kardashian. Her petite sisters get all the love while she’s sometimes treated like the red-headed step-child, but some of it is her fault because Khloe still tries to rock the fashion that the other Kardashian sisters do even when she is busting out of it. Someone should send Khloe a Tweet and point her in the direction of the big and tall store. She’s got a lot of good stuff to work with, she just needs to know how to dress it.
We blame this on the women who have somehow decided that something about Rick Ross bouncing back and forth on stage with no shirt on is swexy. We’re pretty sure Ross knows he doesn’t have a great body, but that hasn’t stopped him from believing people aren’t opposed to seeing it. Wrong!