Dang Boy! I Didn’t Know You Had It Like That: 10 Celeb Men Whose Bodies Look Better Than We Thought

December 4, 2012 ‐ By Clarke Gail Baines

There’s something very hot about a guy who looks like your everyday Joe Schmo and then pulls off his shirt to show…BLOW BLING BLOW: abs of perfection, poppin’ pecs and biceps and triceps that could hurt a fool that comes very incorrect at you. You know, the modern day Popeye. It’s also something that could make you give a certain celebrity the eye when you weren’t really paying them any mind before. Check out these 10 fellas and you’ll know what I mean…


And to think, I’ve never looked at Miguel as anything but the guy with the great voice who sings “Sure Thing” and “Adorn,” the new baby-making jams. But who knew he had a body like this? The singer showcased his very well put together biceps and triceps, and a nice set of abs that I think we can all appreciate. Heeeeey Miguel!

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  • Hope Floats

    What’s with black people and this “baby-makin” slang phrase? This is one of the reasons most black people view sex so casually and matter-of-factly. SMH

  • boonevincent .

    Tyler The Creator doesn’t workout, sure.

  • LiiSH

    Nick Cannon’s corny made him a millionaire… IJS

    • Phoenix

      Becaue idiots give a hack cash

      Hitler wasn’t digging for coin change at a drive-thru either.

  • Breyun Stokeling

    lol i know its rude but all i can think is what a bunch of butterfaces!

  • boss

    I threw up a little when I saw John legend…

  • were we women suppose to get excited or something? 3/4 of the guys you mentioned are gay, so why are you guys acting like you were giving women eye candy..just stating the obvious, also they have money to take care of their bodies and their are a million and one regular ppl with better looking bodies than these

  • Miss_Understood

    They all look strange…almost as if they would be okay if they weren’t in good shape…I’m so confused, this is just like that photo Tommy Davidson flexing and the one of Steve Harvey with no shirt on…smh

  • Common….yessssss!

  • YESSSSSSSSS Miguel!!!! Woooooo chile!!! Chuck Berry perm and ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Meh….

  • sammi_lu

    I won’t lie, I clicked on this article a little thirsty this morning. After a few pages..thirst has quenched, in fact I don’t know if I’ll ever be thirsty again.

  • Nick Cannon! YUM!

  • Lani

    Somebody had to have photoshopped tyler the creator’s head onto a male models body…..i refuse to believe with all the sense the good Lord gave that that’s really him!

    • LMAOOOO I don’t know why this has me rolling at my desk right now!!!

  • wow

  • toya

    Miguel Miguel Miguel.. <3

  • Cleo

    I don’t really like abs and I find non of these men attractive

  • bluekissess

    Somebody put all the names in a hat because I’m NOT feeling it. MN has failed AGAIN

  • Amanda Konnik

    Oh, I was so gonna just ignore the comments, especially with Ne-Yo starting it off… but then a big boo, uh oh uh oh! I’ve even got Common as one of my M!en, but that frolet thing on his chest, there just has to be a better image out there of him. A wee bit anti climatic if you as me.

    • thats what we have Nair for, when he go to sleep remove it and when he wake up and ask be like ‘Gee, i dont know…’

      • LaLaLaMeansILoveYou

        uh-uh…you guys must be from this “metro-male” generation or something…where I’m from it was ok for a man to have some hair on his chest, absolutely nothing wrong with it. Not that I want a Grizzly Adams or anything but unless you’re a professional swimmer then let it be.

        If my husband had hair on his chest and I ever caught him shaving/NAIRing it off, I’d ask him if he wanted to borrow some of my nail polish and mascara too when he was done. Even the author of this article had me going wth with the “Even with all the hair on his chest….” comment on Donald Glover. SMH at you young folk today and I’m not even that old lol

        • “If my husband had hair on his chest and I ever caught him shaving/NAIRing it off, I’d ask him if he wanted to borrow some of my nail polish and mascara too when he was done.” so, the simple removal of hair from a man’s body determines his sexuality? just like women,there are men who do not like hair on their bodies.

          • MLS2698

            People’s bodies develop and hair is there for a purpose. Now if it causes odor, which chest hair doesn’t, I suggest cutting it off. But really, what’s all the obsession about cutting hair? It’s how you know a man is a man. Even a male lion has a more distinctive crowning glory of flowing hair. Hair is s-e-x, which creates life! You ever followed a trail of hair from a man’s abdomen South to…….well, you know where.

            • lol! no and i would never do that! to each their own though.

        • Miss_Understood

          Scientific Fact:
          Body Hair=Funk…More Hair Follicles–>Increased Stank Molecules

          • lol! i don’t care what anyone does with their body;i commented to LaLa because of her generalization of men who shave and gay men.

  • Kay

    Nope, dryer than the Sahara. Bad list

  • thatonegirl

    Donald Glover is MINE sorry ladies, lol. I love a nerdy guy that’s packing a little heat ;).

    • Nkontrolikejanetdamnit

      I agree! He is the main reason I watch Community on Thursday nights. Troy Barnes can get it.

  • IllyPhilly

    These guys made my nipples soft.

  • Kaori

    Eh, not feeling these guys, especially Jim Jones, Chingy, Tyler, The Creator, and Common.

    Nick Cannon isn’t bad, but he just seems too goofy.

  • Say What?

    Can I be the first to go eww at this list? I barely wanna see half of these guys with their shirts on.