‘If You Were The Right Kind Of Bish You Would Walk In Here And Say I’m Not Gone Fight’ RHOA Episode 5 Recap

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December 3, 2012 ‐ By

Lord, and Andy Cohen, willing, last night was the actual last night fans of the Real Housewives of Atlanta would have to stomach the likes of Kim Zolciak on the Bravo TV show. Though the only white girl in the crew has added a certain level of drama to the series, at the fifth season, people are just about over her, and from last night’s episode she appears to be over the series as well. The good thing for the network — and reality TV suckers — is there’s plenty of new drama in town to take her place and we definitely saw that in full effect Sunday night. Check out the highlights of episode 5.

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  • Tish

    Does anyone know where Nene got the dress or blouse she has on in the solo shots on episode 5? The beautiful multicolor top?

  • Setra

    What a crazy episode, I couldn’t believe Kim’s walk-off. First off, she had way too many excuses not to go and I thought it was rude that she cancelled last minute after everyone planned it around her. I agree that her walk-off was rash, considering this is a pay check she needs, it was especially self destructive for her to disrespect the camera man. I thought Kenya’s explanation about her flirting with Apollo was interesting as well. It didn’t seem like Phaedra was okay with it when it happened. This episode gave me and my DISH coworker plenty to talk about so I’m
    glad I watched. I recorded it on my DISH Hopper, because I was able to watch the play back on multiple TV’s. I started watching on my living room TV and then continued watching on my kitchen TV right where I left off. I can’t wait to see what happens on the Anguilla trip.

  • IntellectisKey

    Lol, wait, did yall delete my comment because I told people where they could go to get a recap without clicking through ten pages? Yall mad mn? LOL smh… I’m done

    • scandalous7

      shyt

  • GetItTogether

    kim is so rude to sweetie, cussing at her and everything and saying nobody asked her ****ing opinion when she says something, she must be getting paid good…..

    • LaLa

      and she probably getting over paid since kim cant handle her money!

  • Campbell

    Is anyone taking Kim seriously? There is no way she can carry a show on her own. There have been few (think Bethanny Frankel) to do it successfully and Kim has about 1/16th of Bethanny’s personality. (Even Tamar & Vince’s ratings are tanking) What she just did was walk out on a guaranteed paycheck. Having Kroy as a husband will not supply all of her current or future financial needs. The average career of an NFL player (disputed to be between 3.5-6 years) has to support them and their families for the remainder of their lives if they have no other marketable skills. (Kroy seems nice, but I don’t see him commentating a football game). That means, he has to support 4 Kids (day-to-day costs, medical expenses, college, wedding, cars, retirement, etc) and a wife who doesn’t like to work for the next 20-60 years on 6 years of salary…I think not. Wake up people; she’s crazy as hell.

  • NikkitaMichelle

    Kim should have left when Sheree did. Her reality career should be over. Did anyone watch that wedding mess?

    • Melyssa

      Sheree didn’t leave she was kicked off (asked to leave)…. her financial woes is not what they want America to See. (child support battles/chateau sheree still looking like an empty lot/, etc.) I feel that is why KIM is leaving too but at least on her own accord because she can no longer afford to live in her “Dream House” and keep up appearances, same thing with Lisa from 1st season.. she and her husband downsized to smaller house next thing you know she’s leaving the show. They all came into the show BallinOut (whether it was Reall or Fake) and little by little you started seeing the changes.

  • Melyssa

    Lowkey Kenya is crushing on Apollo… to the point she is overstepping boundaries.. Who in da hell ask a woman which one of her friends would she let her man (husband) have a threesome with.. She was fishing in hopes of Phaedra or Apollo even putting his foot in his mouth and naming her.#EpicFail!!!!! (Apollo’s an OG Playa he ain’t new to tha game)

    • UmOk

      Girl there is nothing lowkey about it. LOL. She is OUT OF ORDER and very open about it. Smh…the thirst….

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/QNSDLRMIXS6QEIEKCC62GJPOHE CharleneH

    its a shame when the daughter is wiser thatn the mother . . . that’s what happens when you are your kid’s FRIEND!

  • Miss_Understood

    I actually fell asleep before Kim walked off so I’ll catch that later today…if her other show doesn’t take off she’s probably gonna have to hit Big Poppa up for a loan cuz we learned from Lisa and Ed that the NFL don’t pay like the NBA

    Anyway, this may sound wrong but….PHAEDRA, when you have a husband that looks like Apollo you need to keep yourself up! He is very attractive and looks like he puts effort into his clothes. You are too intelligent, beautiful and wealthy (?) to be dressing like you bought your clothes from TJ Maxx after Black Friday and looking like you got your hair done in somebody’s kitchen!

    That being said, Kenya is highly disrespectful and if she keeps it up somebody is gonna throw acid in her face…wait maybe that will actually improve her skin…

    • realadulttalk

      Phaedra and Walter looked like they wanted to choke Kenya out.

      • GirlSixx

        LOL. Nah…. Walter was relieved like “Good now she can shut her mouth with all that marriage and babies talk.” lolllll

        • realadulttalk

          lmao

    • Allie

      I was just thinking about the way Phaedra dresses, like sometimes she looks like a little girl, and I don’t like when she wears headbands either…

    • Beejcee

      She said during this episode that she got the clothes she was wearing (when she and Kandi were shopping) at TAGS (Kandi’s boutique)!

      • Miss_Understood

        “Oh GAWD” *Ms Lawrence Voice*

      • scandalous7

        oops lol

    • GirlSixx

      BOL…. @you bought your clothes from TJ Maxx after Black Friday and looking like you got your hair done in somebody’s kitchen.

  • pretty1908

    all of those women are hilarious ,but i still only like cynthia and nene ! i have a soft spot for porscha, but she is rather too dingy to function. phaedra , you really try to pretend to be the belle of the ball , but i find you crass and extremely tacky. kandi, what’s your problem? You seem really frumpy and messy this season… and the kegel balls…eeew ! Kim, its ok to admit that you have nothing in common with these women and simply want to move past them. you are full of excuses and have jumped on the I’s married now high horse. Kenya, I see you and I pray daily I am nothing like you. You seem unhinged and pressed to pursue a relationship with a man who seems to be gunshy and pain ole lame. Porscha, I like your spirt ! You are funny, active, and likeable, and I hope God blesses you with a baby! But please pick up a book or two along the way.

  • GirlSixx

    The show has served it’s purpose to KIM so now that she got everything she wanted she is bouncing.. She was on there for notoriety and to find a husband in which she succeeded at both. Honestly I can’t even be mad at her for that. Her new role now is being a NFL Wife.

    • Shonda Johnson

      Kim hasn’t achieved anything but have 2 different baby father and have 3 kids out of wedlock. Her and Kroy with be divorced within 3 years.

      • Beejcee

        Preach. I think it is 3 different fathers.

  • realadulttalk

    Cutting out commercials–this is a 40 minute show. How in the world can you justify a 10 page recap?? I don’t read 1/2 the articles on here b/c of the page clicks…

  • bluekissess

    I love NENE. Bloop…

  • JaneDoe

    That damn Nene but she was soooo right.. Kim acts like she is such a big bad bish but clearly she is not

    • realadulttalk

      YES!! Nene was so on point about Kim.

    • Alohilani

      What does it take to be a ‘big bad bish’?

  • NONEYA

    Good bye Kim, she really has out grown the show anyway IMO,from where she was when the show first started! Porsha (Ghetto Name) is the new itch to hate for me, cant stand her or her weave!!

    • bluekissess

      Porsha taught me that it’s only 265 days in a year. I’m still wondering where the other 100 is located

      • Ms_Mara

        Nooooo, that was just a “fraudulent slip”. LOL Talk about an airhead!

        • Amy Perry

          lmao yesss !

      • realadulttalk

        You could hear crickets when she said that. Lmao

      • NikkitaMichelle

        She said that once before and I ignore it because I thought it was a slip of the tongue. Then she said it again. Lawd help.

      • UmOk

        I flatlined when she said 265 days so confidently….smh….and still lmbo!

    • Miss_Understood

      I feel that she isn’t cute enough to be that d a m n dumb! I mean, it’s never good to be stupid but society tends to look the other way when the idiot is gorgeous…

  • IntellectisKey

    We couldn’t just do a one page recap? *goes to realitytea*

    • bluekissess

      I just got anxiety when I looked at the list. I didn’t click. All this money for a tacky website

    • realadulttalk

      Never heard of that site…thanks!

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tiffanie-MadameGigglez-Thomas/665285721 Tiffanie MadameGigglez Thomas

      Hmmm never heard of it either… thanks!

  • Alohilani

    What if you are not a ‘bish’ at all?