Under A Dry Spell? Signs You Need To Get Laid, And Soon!

December 6th, 2012 - By Julia Austin
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I’m not going to sugar coat this for the single ladies: sex is good for you! Really good for you. It boosts your self image, it sends all sorts of relaxation chemicals through your body, and it’s a nice little reminder that you’re totally desirable. When you haven’t had a play date in the bedroom in a while, your body and brain take a hit! Here are signs you need to get laid and soon.

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  • http://twitter.com/Youarenotakeem Prince Akeem

    Hmm this is all fine and dandy to me, But just don’t go flip flopping and preaching about how much you love Jesus.and how much the church means to you next week.

    Nothing worse than young christian women who selectively pick and choose which words of God they can follow but then want to pass themselves off as Christians. Practice what you preach sisters. Either you put god first or youre a hypocrite.

  • kittypoo

    Am I the only one who noticed the pregnant girl eating chips?

    • natasha

      I was like is that girl pregnant in an article about not having had sex in a loooong time? you were not the only one that noticed that. lol

  • BIGwalt

    For the toy players, don’t forget to take that toy out,IF you get a date!

  • bigdawgman

    This article seems awfully suspect to me, and I’m a man! Judging from the comments I guess it sounds really stupid to women. Girl is sounding real thirsty, she might need to get some therapy. I think there are other issues here. So the only reason you keep yourself looking nice is to have sex??? Hmmmm….. smh

  • Mary

    I never wear lip gloss, so it’s kinda funny to think that wearing lip gloss is what you must have to get a decent guy, maybe that’s where I went wrong.

  • Candacey Doris

    Doing it just because it’s been awhile can lead to some bad stuff. Like hooking up with someone you would never have looked at otherwise, having an unwanted child, or just plain hating yourself afterwards. If it’s been awhile, maybe it’s a sign that you need to start looking elsewhere for guys that are compatible rather than just start looking for guys.

  • Ladybug94

    Julia aren’t you the same one with the high octane sex drive who had an issue when a guy you were with was trying to be respectful. smh

  • http://www.yourtango.com/users/cheekee-baby cheekee baby

    Get a toy or two. Hunting for some cause its been awhile is silly. Learn to hook yourself up and wait until you meet the right one.

    • …………….

      Exactly… toys are awesome and get the job done!

    • pretty1908

      I have one ….nice looking out though :)

      • http://www.yourtango.com/users/cheekee-baby cheekee baby

        Lol. IJS don’t nobody gotta hit the ho’ stroll just to take the edge off. Get yourself a rabbit and have a seat!

    • http://www.facebook.com/kay.moore.7965 Kay Moore

      Preach! There is too much crazy and too many diseases to be casual with men these days. If it’s not Mr. Right, then it’s the rabbit! LOL

  • pretty1908

    *sighs* I rather abstain while single. Casual sex is overrated and extremely dangerous. Yes , Orgasms are great, but spiritual and emotional peace is waaaaay better. Funny article

  • Earthspirit1

    This article had me laughing in my office this morning. It’s just too hilarious! :-) )

  • afroveda

    I understand that sex is pleasurable and has it’s benefits, but it should only be had under certain conditions. For some that might mean being in a committed relationship and for a few it might even mean being married. I couldn’t take this article seriously. It was the equivalent of a gag gift…not good, sound advice at all. A joke. No one can tell me when it’s been too long but me. I mean if your bed is messy you need to clean it up, not have sex.

  • KJS

    When its time for a fade thats always an indictor for me

  • IsaiditJulia

    This is not the best advice! I bet Julia Austin is single with no man! Probably because all she do is get LAID!

  • http://twitter.com/bagaybon Bagay Bon

    You stop trying..
    A lot of women stop trying a couple of years down the marriage road because the know (or think) doing silly stuff are for women who want to get a man.

    • JaneDoe

      Thats why most their husbands cheat bc they don’t do silly stuff…

    • ……………..

      A lot of the cheat regardless

  • IllyPhilly

    Screw all that other stuff. Orgasms are good for you so get to your local Condom Kingdom and stop playing or start playing.