And You Thought Your Daddy Was Bad: NY Father Shows Up To HS Demanding To Know, ‘Who’s F**king My Daughter?!’

November 29, 2012  |  

Anytime a parent shows up to their child’s school outside of a teacher-parent conference you know it’s all bad. Yesterday, Michael Canaii earned the embarrassing daddy of the year award, hands down, after he showed up at the HS of Graphic Communication Arts in New York City with one serious question: “Who’s f**king my daughter?”

Oh my damn.

A law-enforcement source told the NY Post:

“He was yelling and complaining that his daughter was smoking weed and not listening to him, and he wanted the school to do something about that.”

According to a student account, one guy caught the wrong end of that anger when he said something slick about the mouth and daddy Canaii chased him into the school. There, the 35-year-old concerned father not only kept yelling, he was also swinging a heavy chain with a padlock and demanding to speak to both his daughter and the school’s principal — all of this at nine in the morning.

“[He] asked two students to take their stuff off and fight him in the lobby,” the source added. “He also asked security agents and a dean to ‘fight’ him as he was swinging a big chain around yelling, ‘No one is going to touch me.’ ”

Unfortunately for him, someone did in fact touch him — police officers. Canaii was promptly arrested for his potentially violent outburst, although as the NY Post put it, “his only crime — besides alleged criminal possession of a weapon, menacing and pot possession — was caring too much.”

The dad had to be briefly hospitalized after his arrest and he was arraigned in Manhattan Criminal Court last night and held in lieu of a $5,000 bond or $1,000 cash bail. According to the lawyer, Canaii went to the school because he feared his daughter was involved in gangs. What that had to do with who was having sex with her I don’t know but I guess I shouldn’t try to make sense of this whole thing. Nevertheless Canaii’s aunt, Sondra Williams, who told the Post that the daughter in question lives with her mother, vouched for her nephew’s character, saying:

“He’s a decent father.”

I can only imagine what he will say to his daughter when he’s released from custody. I would not want to be her right now.

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  • Ms_Sunshine9898

    Ah! Reminds me of the time when I was 21 and my dad went to every police department he knew of in our hometown to find the @sshole who took his daughter’s virginity *hangs head in shame*

  • At least he cares, but it has me wondering if this was his son would he show the same concern or would he just give him a pat on the back and a “that’s my boy”. While I’m not excusing her behavior I just wonder these “boys” are probably only doing what he would encourage his son to do. I’m not saying he is like that, but I know the type.

  • Reese

    OMG, that is so embarrassing. But hey at least he cared enough to take an interest in what his daughter was/is doing.

  • my Dad cared enough to speak to my teachers and just like my mom, he scared the jesus out of me when i needed it. Never once did my dad have to come to school because i showed my behind. I was too scared to show it. That was how he showed me he cared, by not acting a fool. He died before i was old enough to even think about boys that way…

  • wow

    Daddy may have went just a tad bit over board but I can’t be too mad at him, I’d rather see a dad give too much of a d*mn about his kids then none at all. His intentions where honorable but he went about it totally wrong and out of pocket.

  • JustHereForTheComments:)

    Hilarious. Did he really think someone would raise their hand and admit to having sex with his daughter?

  • JujuGee

    this is just tragic… for real? at the school ? with a chain and a padlock? – sounds like the next ratchet hip-hop song.. lol… I wanna know exactly what happened that “the dad had to be briefly hospitalized after his arrest”.

    • Ms_Sunshine9898

      lol even some ratchet parents love their kids too lol the best way they no how!

    • Probably heart attack

  • C’mon yall… when you were in high school how did females get to join the gang? Ijs lets not judge, we dnt know what phone call that man got a 8am that morning… sounds like daddy was ready to take on the whole gang instead of his daughter having to do it

    • Candacey Doris

      I agree. From what i remember about getting into a gang, if you were a female you had to do a lot of guys to get in. I’d be mad too if i thought my daughter was going through that. I just wouldn’t go about setting it right the way he tried to.

  • For the kid it is embarrassing. I had an employee whose mother pulled a gun on the school counselor when she was in high school…she still doesn’t have a great relationship with her mother. I believe in going to war over your child but not by using my brain. All other options lead you nowhere.

  • She’s probably doing the same things that he and her mother were doing at her age and he can’t handle it. He’s 35 with a teenage daughter. He was a kid raising a kid. It’s no wonder he’s acting a fool.

  • Gigi

    Looking like Suge Knight on hard times. While I’m all for drastic (but rational) measures in order to reach your child, this here was just too much. I tell my daughter that the day she begins to act like she doesn’t have home training, I will show up at her school in rollers, a moo-moo and slippers and a belt. But a chain?! and fighting the authorities?! A hot awful mess.

    • JujuGee

      i literally laughed and snorted at your comments, Gigi.

  • after this embarrassing move the daughters probably want return to school without feeling horrible and embarrassed. dad was straight high on something and pissed off. sometimes people realized what they were doing at a young age and goes bananas on their kids trying to protect them be instead hurt them..

  • Alohilani

    What an idiot.

  • ieshapatterson

    a hot mess.

  • bluekissess

    The real question is why he wearing those raggedy outdated braids? He wants to be taken seriously but he’s dressing like a child. How about talking to his daughter directly? How about he express his concerns with the mother and both have a chat with the daughter?

  • sammi_lu

    I give Dad an E for effort but am going to have to dock serious points for not thinking this out fully and poor execution. Lol!

  • Trisha_B

    If i was his daughter, i would want to change schools & stay out of trouble lmao. At least the man is concerned about his daughter. If she’s living w/ her mother, & he believes she’s apart of gang activity & having sex, her mom probably can’t handle her or just being careless. So daddy doing what he gotta do! But how is it the principle fault, idk lol

  • pfeiffer87

    At least he gives a damn.

    • victoria

      IMO, giving a damn means scheduling appointments with teachers, counselors, principal, etc. His behavior isnt proof that he gives a damn, it’s proof that he lacks proper parenting skills. And if she’s in gangs, it appears the apple doesnt fall from the tree.

      • Shirl

        Thank you!!!

    • Kay

      Thats not giving a damn that’s acting a damn fool

  • IllyPhilly

    I can’t say much, that was how my father was. Vietnam/Gulf War Vet- a licensed maniac.

  • JaneDoe

    This right here is hilarious