TV Rundown: ‘Real Housewives’ + ‘Detroit 187’
Real Housewives of DC
Season 1, Finale
The most boring cast in the history of the “Real Housewives” franchise has taken a final bow. I’m not sure if they will be back for another season(I can’t imagine they would be), but lets hope Bravo finds a more entertaining use for that hour.
Pretty much all 75 minutes of the finale are devoted to that White House state dinner incident that we are all too familiar with at this point. Not much new information really, but we are treated to color commentary by the Salahis’ fellow castmates. Stand in front of a mirror, clutch a string of pearls and gasp. That is basically the level of insight they offer.
Anything remotely interesting happens off camera and is told in the updates that appear on the screen. Stacie finally finds her dad. Cat and her husband divorce. Mary makes her grown daughter live on her own. Blah, blah, blah.
Oh and why do they wear ballgowns for the one on one interviews? Where are they going?
Bravo, don’t bring this mess back on the air. Mmmkay? Thanks.