‘JoJo Looks Like He Licks Windows For A Living’ And Other Hilarious Comments This Week

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November 23, 2012 ‐ By

 

Source: WENN

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, NO: R. KELLY SAYS HE’S GOING TO BRING “TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET” SAGA TO BROADWAY

Jazzy Jay: Would someone please take the hinges off the closet, nail and super glue it shut so he can’t get out again? Thank you in advance for your cooperation.

Trey Suchasweetheart Andrews: I wouldn’t go see this if it was playing for one night only in the parking lot in front of my house….

 

Panty Etiquette 101: The Dos And Don’ts Of Going Commando

Karlyn: You forgot two things…1. If someone can see your underwear in all those situations, it ain’t no better! I don’t want to see your labia on the dance floor or your zebra print thong! 2. In church. Wear some panties for the Lord. He knows if you don’t.

 

POOR MITTENS: MITT ROMNEY RESURFACES AT THE GAS STATION

Kenedy: I can see he’s going for that 47% look.

Tamz: Was Ann busy? He couldn’t pick someone from his binders full of women to help dress him? He looks like that crazy guy you see on the freeway yelling at cars holding a sign saying “Need money, God bless you” and begging for change and if you don’t give any, you’ll get hit with a barrage of eff you’s.

 

CAN A BROTHA GET SOME LOVE?! CELEBRITY BROS WHO GET NO SHINE WHATSOEVER

QuietlyJudgingYou: JoJo looks like he licks windows for a living.

Tee Elyse: Pretty much every Jackson brother except Jermaine [is an outcast], and the only reason he’s always in the media is because of that tragic paint job that he calls a scalp!!

 

CAN YOU GUESS WHOSE CUTE KID THIS IS?

Soulsis: Kid-cute. Daddy-fine.

 

‘I’M JUST REALLY BLESSED TO GET A SECOND CHANCE’: K.MICHELLE SIGNS MAJOR RECORD DEAL

Scandalous7 : YES! Good for you. Now don’t mess this up with that mouth of yours. Take the needle and thread you do your weaves with and sew it up!

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  • Ms. Bee

    At least I’m not the only one anymore who doesn’t think these comments are funny.

    • gee

      I’ve got a pretty lively sense of humor, but most of the time the comments are never funny.

  • ms lady

    usually these are good this week they were wack

  • Soul tape 2

    Yawn

  • bluekissess

    The only one that was funny was Jojo licking windows. The fans should vote because the MN editors don’t know how to choose.

  • Meyaka

    Rotfl @ tee elyse.

  • Miss_Understood

    Hey! my comments are noteworthy too LMAO at JoJo licking windows for a living

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