Jazzy Jay: Would someone please take the hinges off the closet, nail and super glue it shut so he can’t get out again? Thank you in advance for your cooperation.
Trey Suchasweetheart Andrews: I wouldn’t go see this if it was playing for one night only in the parking lot in front of my house….
Karlyn: You forgot two things…1. If someone can see your underwear in all those situations, it ain’t no better! I don’t want to see your labia on the dance floor or your zebra print thong! 2. In church. Wear some panties for the Lord. He knows if you don’t.
Kenedy: I can see he’s going for that 47% look.
Tamz: Was Ann busy? He couldn’t pick someone from his binders full of women to help dress him? He looks like that crazy guy you see on the freeway yelling at cars holding a sign saying “Need money, God bless you” and begging for change and if you don’t give any, you’ll get hit with a barrage of eff you’s.
QuietlyJudgingYou: JoJo looks like he licks windows for a living.
Tee Elyse: Pretty much every Jackson brother except Jermaine [is an outcast], and the only reason he’s always in the media is because of that tragic paint job that he calls a scalp!!
Soulsis: Kid-cute. Daddy-fine.
Scandalous7 : YES! Good for you. Now don’t mess this up with that mouth of yours. Take the needle and thread you do your weaves with and sew it up!