Panty Etiquette 101:The Dos And Don’ts Of Going Pantiless

November 21st, 2012 - By Brande Victorian

 

"Woman holding panties"

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It’s a known fact that the love below needs regularly scheduled time to breathe but the appropriate occasion for doing so is very much up for debate according to some ladies who seem to have a deep-seeded disdain for fabric on their chocha. Unfortunately they aren’t the only ones who have to deal with the consequences of letting it all hang out all the time and in the end everyone, like people with eyes and etiquette, suffers. So to make it plain, consider this your digital reference manual of occasions when it is and is not OK to forgo fabric on your behind. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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  • Abcd1234_efg

    The grammar and spelling mistakes in this article are pathetic.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003031455847 Joy Leaf

    Like most nudists my hubby and I find that terry cloth is your friend. You have something clean to sit on and the terry can be removed quickly when you have guests. But if you knock on the door without calling first be prepared to wait while we hunt up clothes and put the terry in the hamper. :)

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jen-Clark/100000568225513 Jen Clark

    lol what the heck is a baby tee?

  • Frieda

    Please, please, please… it’s “drawers” not “drawls”. Yeesh.

  • http://twitter.com/sabadaga SANDRA

    That was pretty funny !!

  • Lulu012

    excuse me is that woman in the main picture SNIFFING THAT PANTY

  • letsdothis

    “Did I miss anything?” No, I don’t believe you did. In fact, you
    could have saved yourself a lot of time and a WHOLE lot of words,
    because you could have written this entire article in just one sentence.
    “Sleep naked, but never go anywhere beyond your bed without wearing
    panties.”

    If this article is written in your own words, that makes you
    the biggest prude since women went to the beach wearing “long
    underwear.” Times have moved on since the Victorian days, but clearly
    you didn’t make the trip.

    And a writer’s note: “Your house, your rules, if your alone.” “…if YOU’RE
    alone.” I’m not sure you can call yourself a writer with such a glaring
    error as that in a published article.

    IMHO.

  • Sheena

    There is no way Im giving my grandma and auntie an “I sit bare naked bottom on this couch” warning. sorry not happening lol

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Anthony-Muthapukkin-Tinney/100001244269956 Anthony Muthapukkin Tinney

    Women talking about they`re panties!!Please continue,i`m getting quite aroused.

  • scandalous7

    I wear panties all the time, even when I am alone, I am too uptight. I liked to be covered up constantly. Dont feel comfortable without them.

  • DoinMe

    Who in the hale wrote this article? Somebody’s grandmother from 1955?

  • Victoria’s Non-secrete

    Panties are totally optional…In fact I’m panty-less right now. Unless aunt flow gonna sneak up on you like the IRS…let her freeeeeeeee, weeeeeee….

  • SeeHow

    Do with tights/ stockings, don’t with white

  • Karlyn

    You forgot two things…1. If someone can see your underwear in all those situations, it ain’t no better! I don’t want to see your labia on the dance floor or your zebra print thong! 2. In church. Wear some panties for the Lord. He knows if you don’t.

    • maddyv

      You made me laugh so much I did that seal hand clapping thing where you rock back and forth but no sound comes out.

      • Lulu012

        OMG i did the same thing after reading YOUR comment hahaha

  • chanela

    *DEAD* “Yes, you’re still inside your home, but no, you are not alone and therefore you need to put some doggone drawls on”

    omg i laughed soooo hard! ahahahaha