You Can Help Us Here Fellas: 14 Things That Make All Women Insecure
Has your girlfriend ever suddenly acted distant, needed to take a walk, or not felt like talking? It’s because she’s insecure about something that just took place! Even if you didn’t tease her or raise an eyebrow, sometimes your silence can be worse than anything when you’ve triggered one of your girlfriend’s points of insecurity. We know: you’re silent because you had no idea she was upset. But get with the program and know women need comfort and reassurance in these situations.
Whether a woman is much more or much less successful than you in her career, she is very conscious of that difference. A woman that is more successful might feel that you see her as dominant, or the one “in control” because she’s the one that can afford to take you both on trips. If she’s less successful, she may fear you think she’s not pulling her own weight in the relationship. The best you can do is show big support for all of her successes, whether that means becoming CEO or somebody’s assistant. Show her you find all of her efforts admirable, so she’ll never feel that she’s underachieving in your eyes, or intimidating.
A woman that initiates sex is a woman that doesn’t buy into the BS that being the aggressor is unattractive to men. Good for her! But she always fears a little bit that she is wrong—that maybe men do find an aggressive woman a turn off. Any time you reject her advances, she can feel the whole world saying, “I told you so…” Don’t let her believe it! Let her know why you’re saying no right now—maybe you’re tired or stressed. But let her know how completely attractive you still find her, and that you can’t wait to jump in the sack later.
The first time you see us cry
You may think it’s not a big deal at all when your girl cries in front of you for the first time. But your, “It’s no big deal” nonchalant, casual attitude to us might look like you freezing up or trying to pretend it didn’t happen. Make your girlfriend feel extra loved after she’s cried in front of you. Make her laugh, cuddle her. But no matter what, don’t go on as if nothing just happened. That won’t comfort her. It will offend her.
Your free time
When you tell us all your meetings for the day have been cancelled and you’re going home, we’re automatically thinking: why aren’t you spending the day with me? Are you trying to avoid us? Do you consider us an added stress/responsibility? Don’t think you need to explain how you spend your time? Then you shouldn’t have gotten into a relationship! When you need alone time, explain to your girlfriend that you’ve been stressed and that you’re trying to spare her of the bad mood you’re in. Make it about you, not her.
Your female friends
Even the coolest, most confident girlfriend quivers a little when her guy has tons of close female friends. That’s tons of females that have highly maternal, protective feelings over that guy. Those are women that, even if they have no romantic interest in the guy, instantly compare any of his love interests to themselves, wondering if that girl can take as good of care of him as they can. Before your girlfriend goes to meet your girl friends, she needs to know this: that you haven’t slept with any of them, that you never wanted to sleep with any of them and that none of them ever wanted to sleep with you. You may think it’s petty, but we need to hear it. If you have slept with any of your female friends, you need to bite the bullet and tell your girl now. She’ll find out eventually. She won’t be thrilled about it. But she’ll be even more upset if you hid it from her.
Your male friends
We know your male friends are the ones that know how you really feel about us. If you find us the least bit clingy, they know. If you think we’re weird in bed, they know. We need a little extra affection around your male friends so we can know that they know all is good in the relationship.
Complimenting your ex
It doesn’t matter if you still recognize that your ex was a great business woman, or athlete, or cook. If you mention that, all we are thinking is, “Why are you bringing her up? Is it because you still have feelings for her?” Anything other than negative, or neutral feelings towards your ex does not bode well for your current girlfriend. Keep your nice thoughts about your ex to yourself.
You seeing her place for the first time
Women judge a guy a lot based on his home. Is he a control freak? A free spirit? A mama’s boy? Slightly feminine? Old fashioned? Even though men may not give two thoughts to a woman’s place, we believe that you judge us as we judge you. So say something about our place the first time you see it (something nice, of course!) You get bonus points if you say something about the place, and how it relates to us. For example, “I love your decoration. It’s really bright and welcoming like you are.”
We women want to feel just the perfect amount of feminine next to our men. We want to feel slender but still curvy. We want to feel curvy but not larger than our men! If your girlfriend is a little on the plus size, always emphasize how hot her curves are. If your girlfriend is very slender but lacking boobs and booty, always emphasize how cute her petite figure is. Play up what is feminine about her body.
Your girlfriend will be insecure about the number of women you’ve slept with, if that number is high. If you have, for some reason, kept exact score, your girlfriend does not need to know that. If she ever asks you what your number is, say something like, “I don’t know. Somewhere in the fill in number here.” And do yourself a favor: round down.
Our first fight
We can play it cool for a while, but eventually every girlfriend is going to get emotional about something. We’re going to be a “total girl.” We all kick ourselves a little the first time we flip out on a new guy. When the blow up is over, don’t give us space. That’s not what we want. In this case, do go on as if nothing has happened. Ask us what we want to eat for dinner. Make us laugh. We need to know that our first fight hasn’t changed the way you see us. And if you act in any way weird or distant after it, we’ll feel we’re forever changed in your eyes.
Your relationship to our va-jay-jay
The taste, the smell, the color, the shape, the landscaping. We don’t know what you’ve seen in your time as a sexually active male. We don’t know how we compare. If you don’t pay our va-jay-jay any type of attention and avoid going down there to visit, we’ll automatically think you found something off about it or worse, that you are not into us enough to be generous.
Meeting your parents
We need tons of positive affirmation after meeting your parents for the first time. You might be silent in the car ride home because you’re content with how great things went. But remember, we were the ones under observation. We were the ones who had the potential to fail, or impress. We need to know what you thought about the first meeting with the parents. Pick out a few high points of the night and bring them up.
Her beauty regiment
Pimple cream, workouts for her flabby arms, that awkward phase when her eyebrows are only partly plucked. Getting pretty isn’t pretty. Even if you’ve shown your girl you like her for so much more than her looks, we all deep down have a little fear that when you see the curtain come down (i.e. what goes on behind the scenes of this perfectly put together woman) you’ll be terrified. If you happen to witness our beauty regiment, tease us playfully about it, tell us we’re cute when we’re doing our goofy looking arm exercises. Let us know it doesn’t phase you.