“I Wanna Be Thick For You Jesus”: Woman Sings Ode To Chicken

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November 14, 2012 ‐ By


I know some of you will watch this video and swear that we’re setting us back; but for a moment I need you to just indulge in 5 minutes of ignorance and watch as this woman, Logan Mac, sings, very passionately– almost spiritually, about her love for chicken. Most people, regardless of race, love this poultry, but no one loves chicken as much as Logan. With lines like “Don’t let me die skinny, lawd,” and “I Wanna Be Thick For You Jesus” along with the benediction at the end, we know it’s not a joke for her.

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  • IAJS

    she can sing but this is foolery plain foolery

  • http://www.facebook.com/christy.cooperflowers Christy Cooper-Flowers

    I can’t…but her hair is cute.

  • Ambitous12

    She has a beautiful voice and I am dying laughing…now I want chicken now

  • Sha

    After nearly getting fired for ROTFLMAO, I have had a serious revelation….She is my SHERO!!! Nothing can come between my love for The Yard Bird (like how I capitalized to make it sound important) Yes, I know silly as heck but this was my laugh for the day. Too funny!!

  • Candacey Doris

    ….That’s some serious love there.

  • Cha Cha

    While I will not put out a song about it… I feel the exact same way about the barnyard pimp and all his chickenheads…

  • http://www.facebook.com/barbara.codner Barbara Codner

    SMDH…

  • IllyPhilly

    Damn makes me wanna have some grilled salmon.

  • Tamz

    I saw this yesterday and was ROLLING. Ole girl can sing!! But when she did the confessional breakdown and started talking about the “breastesses”, I lost it.

  • Ms. Bee

    “I decree and declare that, ha, whennnnnnnn…” lmao.

    I love it. If Mary J. Blige can do it, so can she.

  • http://www.facebook.com/nikia.dshiznit Nikia D-Shiznit

    Funny..

  • Nikki

    WOW! That was… interesting, to say the least.