Give Him The Finger & 8 Other Responses For The Guy Who Told You To Smile
Tell him you are smiling
This will work if you’re into leaving people standing dazed and confused in the shadows. The key to this pointer, is that once you say it, you hit him with maybe a full second of your straightest face, and then dash off. By the time, you’ve made it down the street, he’ll have just figured out that you probably dissed him.