Give Him The Finger & 8 Other Responses For The Guy Who Told You To Smile
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Veronica Wells
Say, “You Smile!”
Just this past Saturday, before my foot had even crossed the threshold onto the street, this man, who just so happened to be walking past my building, said “Why you looking so mean for?” Several things ran through my mind, in quick succession: “Why did you end that sentence in a preposition?”, “To protect myself from losers like you.” and “Ugh!” When I calmed down and replayed the incident in my head, I realized that homeboy wasn’t exactly smiling either. I hit him with the blank stare that time; but the next time someone comes at me with the smile line, I’ll be sure to tell them to do the same and see how he likes it.
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