Put Some Clothes On That Girl! 9 Young Celebs Who Dress Way Too Hot
They’re young, beautiful and filthy rich. They also seem to have trouble finding clothes that use a reasonable amount of fabric. These celebrities, while uber stylish, are dressing way too grown for their age and we think they need to rein in the sub-21 sex appeal a bit. Maybe their parents think it’s cute, but we’re definitely thinking it’s a little much. We check out the worst young celeb offenders out there.
Kendall and Kylie Jenner
Yet two more members of the Kardashian klan who kan’t seem to keep their klothes on (sorry, we couldn’t help ourselves with the extra ‘k’s). The daughters of Kris and Bruce Jenner have certainly taken a page out of hot sister Kim’s book in flashing their under-21 goodies all over the Twitter-verse. From barely-there bikinis to super skin-tight Herve Leger bandage dresses, these girls aren’t shy about showing what genetics has done for them. Though, thankfully, the two have flown largely under the radar, avoiding scandal or plain oh-lawd-what-is-my-child-doing embarrassment, we certainly wouldn’t mind them dressing a little less Pretty Woman and a little more age appropriate.
So using the term celebrity to describe Bobbi Kristina might be a little bit of a stretch in and of itself, but she is in the spotlight for one reason or another. But her ridiculous antics and questionable romances have only helped to draw attention to her rather risqué fashion choices. Look, we know it must be trying to grow up as a celebrity kid, especially when your parents are Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown, but come on, girl. Bra tops, skin-tight dresses and hot candids with Nick Gordon aren’t what needs to be going on right now. A little class will take you a long way, Bobbi, so might we suggest a more mature look that shows substantially less boobage.
Miley, Miley, Miley. Liam Hemsworth may be close to making an (honest?) woman out of her, but bride-to-be Miley Cyrus still hasn’t shed her jailbait sex appeal. When she first busted onto the scene back in her Hannah Montana days, Cyrus was yet another cute, innocent Disney creation. But it wasn’t long after the show wrapped, that Cyrus decided to break out a “mature” look. And by mature, we mean less clothes, of course. From awkward photoshoots with her dad Billy Ray to writhing around on beds in music videos to braless candids, Cyrus has definitely crossed the line between appropriate and just down-right uncomfortable.
The biggest offender of the bunch for a number of reasons, Courtney Stodden first came to our attention when she decided to raid the nursing home and marry 51-year-old Lost and 24 actor Doug Hutchinson. Yes, 51. She was 16 at the time. If age didn’t throw flags all over that play (it should be known her parents approved of the union), then Stodden’s straight-from-the-strip-club style certainly did. Lucite heels, cleavage spillage and lady parts nearly hanging in the wind are among Stodden’s signature looks and at the ripe old age of 18 years they’re totally, absolutely inappropriate. That chick obviously has more issues than Vogue, but that still doesn’t excuse her ridiculously raunchy attire.
In case you were wondering what the OMG stands for in the OMG Girlz, it is Officially Miss Guided. While there could be an entire gallery devoted to how stupid of a group name that is, let’s just focus on the topic at hand. While the OMG Girlz might be way more toned down when compared to the likes of some of the questionable young ladies on this list, I still have a difficult time believing that they are really dressing their age. Super short skirts and heavy make-up (on Nicki Minaj level) definitely doesn’t scream teenager.
One of the more reserved ladies on our list, but nonetheless, Selena Gomez has never been shy about upping the underage sex appeal. Gomez started off as a child star, but it wasn’t long before she took her chances on the big screen and began to make a name for herself outside of Disney. Though she managed to keep it classy for a good minute, she has definitely had her more revealing moments. Will her recent breakup with the Biebs push her into uncharted, half-naked territory?
We’re going to cut Demi Lovato some slack. Homegirl has been through a lot over the years. But we’d be lying if we said we hadn’t been worried about some of her fashion choices. From plunging necklines to come-hither looks and uber-form fitting dresses, Lovato definitely wasn’t afraid to show off her curves. But, we must admit, with age and experience has come some maturity. Lovato has pulled the reins in on her overall look, and has recently opted for colorful rather than bust-ier looks. Good for you, girl, good for you.
This one is definitely going in the hot-mess category. Unequivocal, undeniable hot mess. Things started off relatively well for actress, singer and 90’s baby Taylor Momsen. I mean she was Cindy Lou Who, for crying out loud. You’d like she’d be able to keep her cleavage at a respectable level. Alas, that was not the case. With barely-there ensembles and super goth, heavy makeup, Momsen the sweetheart has turned into Momsen the wannabe-badass. Look, we’re all about promoting freedom of expression here, but hot damn. Can we please put some pants on this one?
Huggie Bear, Huggie Bear, Huggie Bear. Why do you hate clothes so? We first got a glimpse of Vanessa Hudgens when she was prancing around, singing her heart out in High School Musical alongside Zac Efron. Sure she may be just a hop, skip and a jump away from Social Security at an elderly 23 years old, but just a few years ago Hudgens had some serious trouble keeping her goodies under wraps. Sure, she tried to toe the line with the whole boho chic, I-don’t-wear-pants-look, but naked is still naked. But we, at least, applaud her for getting a little older and therefore making her nakedness slightly more acceptable.