“Ray J Wouldn’t Get A Second Glance From Me Lathered In Baby Oil, Wrapped In $100 Dollar Bills” And Other Hilarious Comments This Week

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November 9, 2012 ‐ By

 

Source: WENN

THE BEST THING ABOUT THE ELECTION — BESIDES OBAMA WINNING — IS WE DON’T HAVE TO HEAR FROM THESE IDIOTS ANYMORE

Cakester: Now Trump can go back to sniffing lacefront glue….

 

HOT MESS (BUT FUNNY) VIDEO: ELECTION REPORTER CONFUSES WILL.I.AM FOR WYCLEF JEAN…AND THEN WALE

Lorraine Bowen: Silly beige ppl

 

UM WE STILL KNOW WHO YOU ARE: JERMAINE WANTS TO CHANGE HIS LAST NAME TO JACKSUN

Edie Dixon: He can change his name, but his FACE will always look like an old leather BOOT..

Mommy Needs Alcohol: lmaooooo @ edie – only his face?!?! That hair alone is something outta madame tussauds wax museum

TK: Artistic????? Is he gone sing or put out a line a ultra greasy hair products that bake in the sun…..Dude have a seat and go adjust your 27-piece

 

FANTASIA GOES IN OVER NOSE JOB RUMORS: “I AM A TRUE WOMAN”

Realadulttalk: Listening to mto [MediaTakeOut] is like taking advance from the schizophrenic homeless man in the subway. Not a good idea!!

 

ANOTHER SAD BLACK REPUBLICAN: MIA LOVE LOSES UTAH CONGRESSIONAL ELECTION

Maggie: She is pictured the way she should of always been . . . having a seat.

 

I KNOW YOU MEANT WELL, BUT THAT WAS WACK: 10 VIDEO VISIONS GONE VERY WRONG

ANTMilf: That Tip drill and that Khia chick’s video and song so n a s t y, I felt like taking my TV to an OB/GYN clinic to get it checked for a virus.

 

SO KIM STILL THINKS HER COMMENTS ABOUT KANDI’S HOUSE ARE COOL: “I DON’T HAVE TO PROVE ANYTHING TO ANYONE”

Cleo: Kim was always shady to me, idk something about her and that still sittin’ sideways wig.

 

TRUE LIFE: I REMEMBER MY FIRST CELEBRITY CRUSH

Princess: Heavy D. He was fat and Jamaican. I was in love

 

FINE THINGS COME IN SMALL PACKAGES: 9 SHORT MEN WHO COULD DEFINITELY GET IT

Na Na: I’m sorry but Ray-J would never get a second glance from lathered in baby oil and wrapped in 100 dollar bills.

 

STACEY DASH WRITES 1,344-WORD RANT ON ROMNEY’S LOSS BECAUSE SHE STILL WANTS PEOPLE TO CARE ABOUT HER AFTER THE ELECTION

Tee Elyse: *Sweet Brown voice* Ain’t nobody got time to read all that!

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  • Madeleine

    I DIED at Jermaine JackSUN looking like a leather BOOT. LMFAO!!!!!!!

  • FromUR2UB

    Lorraine Bowen: Silly beige ppl
    Haha!! I could see the head shake and hear the sigh on that one.

  • Cleo

    Wooo woop I made it!!! Thanks madame noire : )

  • Miemie

    OMG these are hilarious, laughed so hard lol

  • http://twitter.com/MsRedboneBrite Tee Elyse

    LOL… hey, I made it!

  • princess

    hey im up here!!!!! lolol thanks madame noire!!! :)

  • sabrina

    LOL @ maggie!

  • IllyPhilly

    Dead at the last one!!

  • baddvixentype

    That comment about Trump sniffin lacefront glue was the #guts!!! funny as hell lmao

  • Tamz

    Na Na: I’m sorry but Ray-J would never get a second glance from lathered in baby oil and wrapped in 100 dollar bills.

    lmfao!!!!!