Don’t Worry About Matching Your Undies! Surprising Things You Wear That Men Love

November 9, 2012 ‐ By Julia Austin
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Insecure because you don’t have big boobs, commercial-worthy hair or an impeccable sense of style? Don’t worry: when it comes to looks, men can actually be more perceptive than you think. There are plenty of small, seemingly unattractive details that men love.

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  • Ashley Bella Fonte

    Muffin top…

  • Amanda

    My boyfriend hates stretch marks more than anything.. he doesn’t love them at all. I don’t have any though, so I don’t have to worry about it.

  • gmarie

    as for matching underwear, or quality of underwear in general..No, men don’t care but they do notice. if it looks nice they will comment. So while it isn’t a deal breaker to 99% of straight men, going that extra mile is noted.

  • Kiyoko Kayo Hisoka

    It’s only ‘ridiculous’ because you greatly care what men think of you.

    • Kay

      This conversation was over 48 hours ago.. Get a life

      • Kiyoko Kayo Hisoka

        But yet you responded.

        • Kay


  • Guest

    bogus list

  • Dawnn

    For some twisted reason, I really don’t believe all those. I don’t know what men like most of those things.

  • NeaJ

    Men love stretch marks? Those men must be visually impaired! Even us women don’t love them! Stop it!!! Lol

  • On_Point

    Clicking through MN articles…. “aint nobody got time for dat HA”

  • B.

    O_o This feels like a setup…

  • Lovelyday

    Good pc article! Lol!

  • Kiyoko Kayo Hisoka

    Who cares what men like!

    • Kay

      Straight women that like d!ck

      • Kay

        lol that statement is so contradictory.any women That likes men, whether they want to admit it or not on some level cares what men think.

        • Nikki

          I know I do…

          • Kay

            Right! Shes over here in this fairy talk land where women don’t value a mans opinon. If that was true hair salons, nail salons, short asss dresses, lingerie, makeup all that wouldn’t exist. Women want men to think highly of them, it’s in our nature.

            • Kiyoko Kayo Hisoka

              No one is in ‘fairy talk land’. I am just not a woman who values a man’s opinion as much as some other women do. From a very young age, girls are taught to attribute their self worth to what the opposite gender thinks. I am just advocating that women not do that. It is not in our nature to want men to think highly of us. This comes from socialization.

            • Kiyoko Kayo Hisoka

              You are more than welcome to live your live trying to please men and placing a high value on their opinions. If you get your hair done, nails and toes done, wear ‘short asss dresses’, wear lingerie and makeup just to achieve having men think highly of you, then I can only assume you aren’t offering much else. Not all of us women hold men’s opinions in such high regard. Rest assured that very, very few male centric sites are writing articles, telling men what women like and asking men to mold themselves to fit so tightly into what women like.

              • Nikki

                My father’s opinion is the only male opinion I hold in high regard. When I’m in a relationship, I care about what he thinks of me -just like I would want him to care about what I think of him. I do all of that beauty stuff for myself because I feel good when I pamper myself. Maybe I’m young and naive…

                I think you’re misinterpreting this whole thing.

              • Kay

                Whatever regardless of what I say youre going to twist it into your little feminist ( I’m independent and don’t need no man)agenda

                • Kiyoko Kayo Hisoka

                  Lol (no, not really)! I am not a feminist and you obviously know nothing about feminism.

              • Irritated

                You are more than welcomed to stfu 🙂

                • Kiyoko Kayo Hisoka

                  You’re f*cking deranged.

  • ugh

    i can’t click thru 15 pages, seriously MN, you could put 5 on one page and get 3 clicks from me, but I’m not clicking through 10 or more pages when each page barely more than one complete sentence.

    • ANTMilf

      Thank you, I get carpal tunnel syndrome clicking through 15 pages! Can’t all 15 things be on one page?

  • wash your a** and brush your teeth before bed and we are good. lingerie, matchin under drawz, cellulite, wrinkes etc etc blah blah. we dont care honestly. think about it like this ladies. Think about the biggest woman you can think of with a rack of kids thats ghetto as hell and looks like she stank…Ever asked yourself “who stuck their d*** in that?!?!” exactly ladies…..exactly …..we just dont care

  • Nikki

    I don’t know about guys enjoying stretch marks.

    • LOL… when I read that, I thought of Katt Williams when he said “Men don’t care about stretch marks! It means one of two things: you were either big and got small, or you were small and got big! Either way, we f*&kin! Either way!”

  • Sheena

    Awwwwwww another crappy 15 from Julia 🙁 only got to slide 2. All these advertisements not going to keep paying if your readers aren’t actually gonna click through them!

    • Sharri

      That is why I use AdBlocker, no more annoying adds or videos,

  • Cleo

    I don’t believe half of these especially the one about wrinkles, really?? Why do so many men prefer dating younger women then?

    • Kiyoko Kayo Hisoka

      Younger women are easier to control.

      • Yep and they have “less baggage” i.e. requirements and adult responsibilities.

  • rena

    Such a great list. To bad I don’t feel like clicking through all those pages. The undergarments thing makes sense. I never thought about it like that. Not only do I have this thing where my undergarments have to match my socks have to match & coordinate with my undergarments smh.

    • Cinnamon71

      Me too, Rena. I have to color coodinate everything. I like when all of my clothing matches and goes together.