Queenie Hamlet: How can he assault anyone with T-Rex arms? It’s not like he can reach out and grab you!
Joy Kamille: All that? I was waiting for it to say it comes with Chris Brown.
Mia: I really don’t want it if CB comes with the package. You can get a free a** kicking from a bus driver.
Hazel: I wouldn’t purchase it for $9.99. I can sing in mirror and sound like a billy goat for free!
Meka Blizzard-Rob: A Bath in diamonds? Can we say booty cuts?
Sdot Little: Every time I see D.L. he makes me itch so bad I need Lanacain.
Native_Noir: He should have dressed as a clown…cause that’s what he is.
Mia: You would think this big greasy George Foreman looking chick would be sympathetic to the looks of others.
Oluwaseun Simoné: I usually say, “I am bored how about we go run you a bath.” Or if their breath stink I will say, “Hey I’m bored how about we go brush your teeth.”
Mia Darden: In Oprah Winfrey’s Miss Sophia voice “I seed him…. and I know dere is a GOD