“How Can Cee Lo Assualt Anyone With T-Rex Arms?” And Other Hilarious Comments This Week

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November 2, 2012 ‐ By

Source: Owen Beiny / WENN.com

 SAY IT AIN’T SO! CEE LO ACCUSED OF SEXUAL ASSAULT

 

Queenie Hamlet: How can he assault anyone with T-Rex arms? It’s not like he can reach out and grab you!

 

GOOD LUCK WITH THAT: RIHANNA CHARGING $250 FOR DELUXE VERSION OF NEW ALBUM     

Joy Kamille: All that? I was waiting for it to say it comes with Chris Brown.

Mia: I really don’t want it if CB comes with the package. You can get a free a** kicking from a bus driver.

Hazel: I wouldn’t purchase it for $9.99. I can sing in mirror and sound like a billy goat for free!

 

NENE LEAKES COVERS THE NEXT ISSUE OF EBONY NAKED IN A TUB FULL OF DIAMONDS

Meka Blizzard-Rob: A Bath in diamonds? Can we say booty cuts?

 

SO D.L. HUGHLEY DOESN’T LIKE WOMEN, ESPECIALLY ANGRY BLACK ONES

Sdot Little: Every time I see D.L. he makes me itch so bad I need Lanacain.

 

OBAMA CAN REJOICE! STEVIE J ENDORSES POTUS, WHILE DRESSED AS A PRIEST FOR HALLOWEEN

Native_Noir: He should have dressed as a clown…cause that’s what he is.

 

TEACHER SUSPENDED FOR FACEBOOK JOKES ABOUT SHOOTING NAPPY-HEADED, DIRTY STUDENTS

Mia: You would think this big greasy George Foreman looking chick would be sympathetic to the looks of others.

 

SERIOUS QUESTION: IS THERE A NICE WAY TO TELL SOMEONE THAT THEY STINK?

Oluwaseun Simoné: I usually say, “I am bored how about we go run you a bath.” Or if their breath stink I will say, “Hey I’m bored how about we go brush your teeth.”

 

EVENING EYE CANDY: FOOTBALL HUNK CAM NEWTON

Mia Darden: In Oprah Winfrey’s Miss Sophia voice “I seed him…. and I know dere is a GOD

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  • Tsh

    Lmfao omg these comments have me in tears!!!

  • che

    Not funny, but it’s hilarious that only 8 people think this is funny.

  • http://twitter.com/McpheeNM NM

    LOL!! oh my!

  • IllyPhilly

    DEAD at first and last ones!! I swear I never noticed Cee-lo’s arms or body for that matter. Bwhahahaha!!

  • gigi francois

    OMG. I look forward to these every week. I laugh so hard my chest hurts

  • Nikki Holman

    KMSL, I can’t with y’all!!!!!!!!!
    @ How can he assault anyone with T-Rex arms? It’s not like he can reach out and grab you!

    @ I really don’t want it if CB comes with the package. You can get a free as- kicking from a bus driver.

    @ I usually say, “I am bored how about we go run you a bath.”

  • sammi_lu

    Mia Darden aint right..LOL!

  • Angel

    OMG!!! Mia, Hazel, and Queenie comments were hilarious!

  • Native_Noir

    Thanks MN, but my comment wasn’t meant to be funny. That was a TRUE story!!! :)

    • MLS2698

      But wouldn’t it have been great if he DID dress as a clown?! Or a rat!

      • Native_Noir

        Right! Master Splinter… What a joke. Smh