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 SAY IT AIN’T SO! CEE LO ACCUSED OF SEXUAL ASSAULT

Queenie Hamlet: How can he assault anyone with T-Rex arms? It’s not like he can reach out and grab you!

GOOD LUCK WITH THAT: RIHANNA CHARGING $250 FOR DELUXE VERSION OF NEW ALBUM     

Joy Kamille: All that? I was waiting for it to say it comes with Chris Brown.

Mia: I really don’t want it if CB comes with the package. You can get a free a** kicking from a bus driver.

Hazel: I wouldn’t purchase it for $9.99. I can sing in mirror and sound like a billy goat for free!

NENE LEAKES COVERS THE NEXT ISSUE OF EBONY NAKED IN A TUB FULL OF DIAMONDS

Meka Blizzard-Rob: A Bath in diamonds? Can we say booty cuts?

SO D.L. HUGHLEY DOESN’T LIKE WOMEN, ESPECIALLY ANGRY BLACK ONES

Sdot Little: Every time I see D.L. he makes me itch so bad I need Lanacain.

OBAMA CAN REJOICE! STEVIE J ENDORSES POTUS, WHILE DRESSED AS A PRIEST FOR HALLOWEEN

Native_Noir: He should have dressed as a clown…cause that’s what he is.

TEACHER SUSPENDED FOR FACEBOOK JOKES ABOUT SHOOTING NAPPY-HEADED, DIRTY STUDENTS

Mia: You would think this big greasy George Foreman looking chick would be sympathetic to the looks of others.

SERIOUS QUESTION: IS THERE A NICE WAY TO TELL SOMEONE THAT THEY STINK?

Oluwaseun Simoné: I usually say, “I am bored how about we go run you a bath.” Or if their breath stink I will say, “Hey I’m bored how about we go brush your teeth.”

EVENING EYE CANDY: FOOTBALL HUNK CAM NEWTON

Mia Darden: In Oprah Winfrey’s Miss Sophia voice “I seed him…. and I know dere is a GOD