Source: WENN

FRIENDS IN HIGH PLACES: WILL AND JADA ARE THROWING A LUNCHEON FOR THE FIRST LADY

IllyPhilly: Daaaamn, I’m like Chris Rock “What can I get for 30 bucks and some double mint?”

SO THAT’S THE BIG ANNOUNCEMENT? DONALD TRUMP IS HOLDING PRESIDENT OBAMA’S NATIONALITY FOR RANSOM

Cakester: Darn, I thought his announcement would have been that he finally found a lacefront that actually matched his ski-balled head!

Sandra Hardin: Don’t let me get Rossie on your bald head A$$

Absolut_renee: So pointless waiting for that announcement…i could have had a V8

Tamz: Donald Trump is nuttier than h**ker spit.

LAURA ISN’T WORRIED ABOUT GETTING FIRED: “SHAUNIE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ‘BBWLA’”

Yvette: Laura better shut up before she is the first to get pink slipped by the puppet master. Oops I mean Shaunie O’neal

SHE’LL BE ALRIGHT: GARCELLE BEAUVAIS “STUNNED” BY HER FIRING FROM TNT SHOW

StillJUICYbaby!: I Didnt know she had a show…do they still make those things…

HE’S JUST MAD: PRESIDENT OBAMA RESPONDS TO DONALD TRUMP’S $5 MILLION OFFER

Cakester : That’s right Mr. President! Trump, put your money where your hair line is!!!

GLORIA GOVAN SETS THE RECORD STRAIGHT ON HER FAMILIA: “PEOPLE HAVE A HUGE MISCONCEPTION OF MATT”

Kells: No one cares Gloria.. You and Matt can go disappear and have 5 more kids and we still won’t care.

File This Under #TooDamnFunny: What’s Up With J.T Doing A Tom Cruise For His Exclusive “People” Cover?

Kickash: I think the funniest thing about this is the fact that he is clearly wearing some form of Mary Janes on his feet.

SHUT UP AND SING! 6 ARTISTS WHOSE CHATTER DISTRACTS FROM THEIR TALENT

KJ23: Teyana Taylor. She’s extremely talented, but those interviews… just why?

Chanela: People interview her? where?!

DRUM ROLL PLEASE (OR NOT): “DRUMLINE” IS GETTING A SEQUEL

IllyPhilly: Next sequel State Property 3: The Gob’ment got me.

Im TinkerBell: You cant leave out Hustle and Flow:Done Pimpin…

Ms_Sunshine9898: Or Set It Off 2: Stoney’s Revege. . .

WYCLEF SPEAKS ON OPERATION NOT SEXAY: “I DIDN’T WANT TO GREASE THE BOTTOM ON PURPOSE”

Dee: What the heck kind of bike club does he belong to…The Sons of Ashy A$$?!

Kenedy : You mean….Sons of Asharky