File This Under #TooDamnFunny: What’s Up With J.T Doing A Tom Cruise For His Exclusive “People” Cover?

October 24th, 2012 - By Marissa Ellis

People Magazine

 

So news of the vanilla persuasion like the wedding between Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel wouldn’t usually fall under our Madame Noire radar, but this People magazine cover above forced our hand. We just couldn’t with this _____ cover. Questions were flying about the decision behind these poses. First off, did J.T. not learn anything from the Tom Cruise “jumping on the couch” fiasco (in case you didn’t notice, Cruise is divorced from the source of his jump-couching stunt)? Secondly, why such a corny pose for their exclusive cover? I mean, couldn’t they have thunk of something more creative? Instead of me weighing in on the symbolism of JT looking like a clown, contrasting with the image of Jessica playing the demure bride, I’d like to ask you (our very spirited readers) to chime in and let me know your thoughts.

Sidenote: Why is seemingly unrelated news of Britney Spears peaking out on the right hand side of the cover? Mighty sneaky, “People” – LOL.

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  • dbatt001

    dont get too excited…it doesnt last, especially in Hollyweird

  • Meyaka

    If he is that happy to be married,they are off to a great start. May God bless their union.

  • ieshapatterson

    because he’s know to be a cheater,i hope he gets it together i.e be faithful and things go well for them and they’ll stay together.

  • quest

    I don’t see a couch, so how is this a Tom Cruise thing? He has always been a funny guy. I’m happy for him but this has nothing to do with the way Tom Cruise jumped on Oprah’s couch. The man has gotten married and is happy. Tom Cruise wasn’t married to Katie Holmes when he jumped on the couch. And look at Brittney Spears in the corner. They were young when they were together and that was years ago. Let people live.

  • NicPal

    When I saw the cover I just started shaking my head just wow!

  • kickash

    i think the funniest thing about this is the fact that he is clearly wearing some form of Mary Janes on his feet.

  • http://www.yourtango.com/users/cheekee-baby cheekee baby

    who cares? But her hair is hideous and so is the dress.

  • C

    He’s a funny guy (see his SNL skits) and seems happy to be married. The pose fits with those things. What I don’t understand is how celebrities share so much with the public and then say later on that they can’t have privacy. You sold your wedding pics to a tabloid though. it’s just ironic.

  • TRUTH IS

    I know he is not that excited to be marriage. Word is she gave him an ultimatium. He looks like he is not ready for grown up relationships from the looks of that pic. Goodluck to them anyways!!

    • TRUTH IS

      *married…damn

    • JaneDoe

      Cosign, he doesn’t look like married material to me either.. I do wish them luck but I don’t see them lasting.
      The pink dress sis cute though

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