This Is Not How You Win: Wyclef Tweets Suspect Picture, Greased Up On A Motorcycle

October 17th, 2012 - By Renay Alize

Source: twitter.com

If you’re on Twitter you might have seen this picture already. Because right now, as I type Wyclef’s name is trending there. Memes are being created on Instagram and my office is erupting with laughter and shade throwing.  And this picture is the reason why. This was not a personal, family photo that someone leaked. This is a picture Wyclef posted himself on his personal Twitter page, along with this caption.

TODAY I AM 43 YEARS OLD! I look And feel 26! U cant keep a good Man down! Keep a smile when they want you to frown!

There are several things wrong with this image but I’m just going to highlight the most egregious ones, in the form of questions because there are no definitive answers as to why we, the public, ever saw this image.

1. Why did Wyclef only lotion (baby or canola oil perhaps) the top half of his body?

2. Why is he wearing these panties?

3. Do these panties feature the Haitian flag?

4. Is this where the money from the Yele foundation went?

5. Who took this picture?

6. Why didn’t they tell him it wasn’t a good look?

7. Does he believe this is the image of a man who wants to run a whole country?

8. Do you think Lauryn is somewhere laughing at this?

What are your thoughts on this image? Did Wyclef succeed or flop as the sex symbol he was trying to portray himself to be?

 

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  • diggy.p

    Wyclef been kicking rocks and playing in baby powder on that lower half.

  • http://twitter.com/_BryBelle BryHindrixx

    I can’t with this pic… Wyclef.. do something about those chicken legs. O_O

  • SunshineBlossom

    Does anyone else see how his legs look like they’ve been greased in chalk??

  • Joede

    Dang, I only bought a car for my mid-life crisis and when I took my picture with it, I had on clothes. Boots, skirt, shirt…only thing showing were my knees. And trust me, my legs look much better than these chicken stalks!

  • YouHeardMe!

    I’ve learned over the decades that a man who is too much into his own body usually like other mens bodies. Yeah!

  • ada

    i’ve been depressed for the past two weeks but after seeing this picture i now realise my life is not so bad…..wyclef…get your life

  • dee

    Dat’s jus nastay! In a bad way. It looks like a flyer for a cheap strip club in the hood on male stripper nite.

  • moemiel

    wyclef 2 wrongs dont make this right ?

  • clove8canela

    These questions…can’t stop laughing!!

  • Ms_Mara

    Wyclef is looking good from the neck to the belly button. Other than that…nooooo honey boo boo chile. *shakes head vigorously*

  • http://www.facebook.com/sonia.b.perry Sonia Bell Perry

    The panties match the motorcycle. Oily upper half, ashy lower half. I am so confoozed.
    But I still like him and his music! (Though I’m still hoping to hear a respectable explanation of what happened with the Yele Foundation.)

  • Shaybaby

    I just threw up in my mouth… #epicfail

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