“Wayne Brady’s Hairline Looks Like A Frown” And Other Hilarious Comments This Week

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October 12, 2012 ‐ By

Source: WENN

 THAT TIME AN OLD WHITE MAN ENTERTAINED ME WITH TALES OF COLORED PEOPLE ON A FLIGHT

I had a coworker turn to me once and say someone had lost their “cotton picking” mind, I’m not sure if the person she was referring to was white or black because all I saw was red as I calming asked “who picks the cotton?” She started to apologize and state how she was not racist and never thought of it that way when I cut her off and said ” don’t you EVER use that word in my presence again” then I gave her my back till I cooled off and then it was back to business as usual, thank God she never said it again or I planned to slap her gums down her throat :@)

 

FRIDAY FUNNY CLIP OF THE WEEK: OMARION DANCES FOR HIS FREEDOM ON STAGE WITH RICKY ROSS AT BET HIP-HOP AWARDS

Native_Noir : OMG, Ricky Rawse the BAWSE, Please go put on a Dr. Huxtable sweater to contain all of that. Thank you sir. #TEAMSPANXFORMEN

 

“SHE WANNA ACT LIKE A MAN, IMA TREAT YOU LIKE A MAN”: CLEVELAND BUS DRIVER UPPER CUTS TEENAGE GIRL

Eggy: That girl took an upper cut and was still able to talk that ish and keep fighting….. she ought to re-direct that talent to boxing or mma fighting. She has a future career!

Na Na: For real cus she got up like he just gave her a manicure!

 

WELL THAT’S…INTERESTING: MIMI IS WRITING A BOOK ON WARNING SIGNS OF DATING MEN IN THE INDUSTRY

Dee: This is like someone that cannot sing judging a singing competition…oh that already happened, never mind.

 

NICKS VS. THE NICKSTER: MUSIC LEGEND STEVIE NICKS SAYS SHE WOULD’VE KILLED NICKI MINAJ IF SHE WAS MIMI–AND THEN APOLOGIZES

Meyaka: Oh that’s it? Cause I thought about pulling her wig off and beating her with if, until roman begged me for mercy …

 

WELL, YOU DON’T SAY: 9 CELEBRITIES, BALLERS, AUTHORS AND VIXENS YOU MIGHT NOT HAVE KNOWN WERE VIRGIN ISLANDERS

Guest: Wayne Brady’s hairline looks like a frown :0( <——- Wayne Brady’s hairline.

 

SMH: TEEN BEAT TO DEATH OVER JOKES ABOUT GAS WHILE ADULTS WATCHED

Kierah: All those adults who watched are just effing worthless! As my grandma would say, they need to be shot with Shyte and sued for stinkin’

 

SO DID STEVIE J REALLY PUT THEM LIPS ON WEEZY? JOSELINE SAYS HER MAN DOESN’T PLAY THOSE GAMES

ANTMilf : Of course she’s defending Master Splinter, Jose is a man himself.

 

WAKA FLOCKA SAYS CHRIS BROWN NEEDS TO LEAVE RIHANNA ALONE: “YOU DON’T NEED THAT”

Appassionata: still waiting on someone to explain what the eff is a waka flocka*

 

WHEN PRETTY GIRLS WEAR THE WRONG MAKE-UP! 10 CELEBS WHO CAN’T GET THEIR FACES RIGHT

Meyaka: Tamar Braxton “the make up artist revenge ” coming to theaters near you..

 

TURN OUT THE LIGHTS: PILAR CLAIMS UTILITIES CUT OFF BECAUSE DEION ISN’T PAYING SUPPORT

HipHopWired.com:  That chicken McNugget can’t pay an electric bill? GTFOH.

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  • IllyPhilly

    Sorry, this week’s list was dry.

  • Jolene

    I don’t see the humor in the “cotton picking” comment….

    • IllyPhilly

      Plus one. Not even one letter had humor in that.

  • Ms. Bee

    Yall… I always find myself searching for the funny in these posts. Did anyone find it yet? If so, point me in the direction of it.

    • TRUTH IS

      Tehe lol

    • Mia

      Hater!
      This is a great format, MN shouting out the readers!

      • Ms. Bee

        Oh.

    • Nenah

      I know right? Every week I read this hoping they post some comments that are actually funny.

  • Shay

    Madame Noire is killing me with these loud video commercials that conveniently does not have a mute button until 15 seconds of the video has played. Really is a distraction and a reason why I don’t frequent this site much anymore

    • LaLa Fisher

      good lawd I was just thinking the same thing!! and occasionally they will pop up more than once if you dare pick a story that has more than one page…..

    • LaLa Fisher

      good lawd I was just thinking the same thing!! and occasionally they will pop up more than once if you dare pick a story that has more than one page…..

    • Kayo Halana Malie

      You can get an Ad Blocker. I am using Safari and since I’ve installed an ad blocker the pop-up videos don’t pop up and the videos on the side don’t play (Those actually don’t show up either).

    • Zettai

      Get Ghostery. It’ll block all that ish.

      Now if these MFs can get a real slideshow instead of making us click through 10 pages so they can get the extra ad revenue I’d be all good…

  • Meyaka

    Dead @kierah, eggy and guest.
    I’m rolling on the floor .
    “Shot with Shute and sued for stinking” bwahahaha