“I Wanna Slap Rick Ross On His Belly And Take Off Running” And Other Hilarious Comments This Week

October 5th, 2012 - By MN Editor

 

Source: WENN

CATTY! NICKI MINAJ CUSSES MARIAH CAREY OUT ON AMERICAN IDOL SET

Msgeegee: “I am so surprised that Nikki would act a fool” said no one… ever.

 

BET HIP HOP AWARDS DRAMA IS KARMA IN ACTION

Diva: I just want to slap rick ross on his belly & take off running

 

DAWN AND MAXINE HAVE A MESSAGE FOR TERRY AND CINDI: “YOU’RE NOT EN VOGUE!”

Realadulttalk: Dear everyone involved: NONE of you are En Vogue…the group only exists in your minds…

 

Morning Greeting: *Bone Thugs N Harmony Voice* “It’s the first of the month! Wake up, wake up, wake uuuupppp!” Is anybody else excited for October?
@ElleRHall I’m excited about Halloween and taking my boy trick or treating so I can ravage his goods as he sleeps. I’m a candy pimp.


FORGET BANDZ! 7 THINGS THAT WILL REALLY MAKE HER DANCE

Miss Anonymous: Lol! I surely would get my twerk team on if someone paid all my student loans off in one check. Paid off loans will make me dance . . . lol

 

BEFORE THEY WERE FAMOUS: 14 HIGH SCHOOL PICS OF OF OUR FAVORITE BLACK FEMALE SINGERS

One and Only MzRae: Macy Gray pics look like somebody’s Uncle Jarell

 

A DAPPER TYLER PERRY TALKS BLACK WOMEN HAVING HIS BACK IN THE NOVEMBER ISSUE OF ESSENCE

Get Real: C’mon people. I love the fact that the brother is getting his money. “Madea goes to Pre-School” “Madea goes to First grade’ “Madea goes to middle school” “Madea graduates middle school’ “Madea goes to the mall” “Madea goes into Footlocker” “Madea leaves the mall” “etc. I mean how much of the same ole recycled stuff can you guys take?

 

THERE’S JUST SOMETHING ABOUT R. KELLY: CAN WE HATE THE SIN, AND NOT THE SINNER?

Meyaka: Had he urinated on me, I would have beat him down with one if his long capes he be wearing.

 

THEY PUT THEM CUFFS ON ‘EM: LIL SCRAPPY ARRESTED

Realadulttalk: The South must be lost w/out its Prince.


LET ME SEE THOSE ROOTS, GIRL: NICKI MINAJ TWEETS PHOTO OF HAIR AND SAYS SHE’S ALL NATURAL

Entyce: “Rapunzel, Rapunzel. Let down your Remy Indian hair extensions!!!”

ThatUpsetBrownGirl : Well STOP wearing them Ronald McDonald and Henry the VIII wigs!

STARO: Liar, Liar! Weave on fire!!!

 

SHERRI SHEPHERD’S READY FOR ANOTHER BABY: “I’M STILL LOOKING FOR A UTERUS”

FAMURattler85: Include free sew-ins with the weave and a fully loaded Hyundai Equus with rims and window tints and I’ll be her baby mama!

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  • fabe

    Madea goes to Footlocker!! It’s being made as we speak! Hallalujer! I am beautiful woman
    and interracial romance is my dream……so I joined —blackwhiteplanet.C0M——it’s
    where to connect with beautiful and excellent people! especially Get Real!! I had to get up and walk around for a minute
    because I was laughing too hard at “Madea goes to the mall, Madea goes
    in footlocker, Madea leaves the mall!” OMG, HILARIOUS!!

  • TheRealAaronStandsUp

    LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME

  • NicoleSUCKS

    Hahaha, these jokes are so funny, I forgot to laugh. Madea goes to Footlocker, really?!?

  • NicoleSUCKS

    None of these “jokes” are funny at all, get a life MN!

    • princessoutta23

      Bitter much?

      • NicoleSUCKS

        Not bitter, they’re not funny dipsh*t!

    • Amira

      ITA. Not one.

  • FromUR2UB

    Love the Minaj comments! Heehee!!

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/5544IOPYZGREW7M6VHJ6RYZ5WI hot.chocolate

    Madea goes to Footlocker!!!!!!! My husband looking at me like I’m crazy choking over here.

  • Lola

    OH. MY. GOD. Entyce, ThatUpsetBrownGirl and STARO Bwahahaha! And Diva had me laughing all week LOL. Well done, Ladies!!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_JAI4SRENU2A5WKRTELXXYJPDSI Kayla

    @Madea goes to footlocker….. lmfaooo

  • Meyaka

    Rotfl @ slap him on the belly and take off running.

  • http://twitter.com/MsRedboneBrite Tee Elyse

    DEAD @ all of these, especially Get Real!! I had to get up and walk around for a minute because I was laughing too hard at “Madea goes to the mall, Madea goes in footlocker, Madea leaves the mall!” OMG, HILARIOUS!!

  • IllyPhilly

    Madea goes to Footlocker!! It’s being made as we speak! Hallalujer!

  • Miss K

    DEAD!!!!! rick ross and the candy pimp had me rolling!

  • MLS2698

    Dead……… Rapunzel Remy Indian!