If Life Was Like A Reality TV Show…

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November 5, 2012 ‐ By Kendra Koger

Source: hellobeautiful.com

Remember when you were a child and your imagination seemed to know no bounds.  You could go from playing hide-n-go seek, to playing house, to being a jazzercise teacher in the blink of an eye (wait… no one else wanted to teach jazzercise?… Oh, okay).  But as you got older, reality began to cement you and those things that you originally thought were possible, like jumping from a high altitude with an open umbrella and landing safely, began to seem ludicrous and dangerous.

However, with the ever present feature of reality television it seems as though people have lapsed back into that timely rationale of ‘what I see on TV is completely possible in real life.’  So, let’s play a game, shall we?  Let’s imagine our lives were dictated by the realm of reality television.

If life was like reality television, this is how I would picture it *I wistfully look up while the scene around me dissolves and random violin music plays.  I stop for a second to make sure I’m not having a seizure, then go back to daydreaming.*

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  • Miss Anonymous

    My life as a reality tv show would be boring, the most drama I would have is “who ate the last biscuit”.

  • KJ23

    Those “I’m not here to make friends” montage had my dying!!!!

  • TRUTH IS

    Reality TV = Moral and intellect decline!! My brain weeps knowing she cannot learn jack squat from watching these ratchet filled shows. I have already shot my T.V.!!

  • Kells

    Life is like a reality tv.. Everyone walking around thinks that they are a star.. I live in Atlanta (for now) and its the craziest thing you will ever see. Chicks wearing $800 shoes and $1200 bags jumping into a Hyundai. Dudes walking around looking like Miss Jay.. Not to mention ppl living in 550k houses that haven’t paid their mortgage in months.. Its hilarious.