Raven: Condoms are great ways to prevent child support.
Jai: This is a msg I got from my ex: ” if you love me you will not be dk this bs you no i love u and i do not want a women in my life but you i hope u no dot i do not want to stop being with u. ”
TRUTH IS: I felt my IQ drop few point reading his text.
Cinnamon71: My brain and eyes are hurting trying to decipher that…SMH
Jacara: Interesting. I had no idea Lane Bryant had a “Pentecostal” collection. Apparently, NO ONE knew except Nicci lol
Tshgregson: Mimi needs prayer, and holy water.
Yokessm: I feel bad for her, I wouldn’t hug usher with a homeless body, he is disgusting to me.
JLJ: Maybe Fannie would have done better if she could read the script…I’m not right
Na Na: Um [Christina] should have known by the Dream’s wedding “suit” that he wasn’t serious about that thang.
DeVanneJuiceeJeniceChinn: Marijuana (usually)gives you the munchies… who was she holding the dope for, cuz she hasn’t picked up a bag of Takis in a while.
Cam: Address the attitude, yes. But…can she address that upper lip too??
Nikia D-Shiznit : Kim imports more wood than U.S. Customs.
Mia: Devin you are under arrest! Report to my bed with handcuffs and a bottle of baby oil!
Thedoggonetruth: I thought TLC was known as “The Learning Channel.” What happened to that?
Sahara Isha Ross: I got 4 f**kin cats. I luv those lil muthaf**kas
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