Source: WENN
MEEK MILL TRIPS OVER CHILD SUPPORT ON INSTAGRAM: “MY BABY MOM A TRUE BUM”
Raven: Condoms are great ways to prevent child support.
NOTHING DRIES UP PANTIES FASTER THAN A MAN WITH BAD GRAMMAR
Jai: This is a msg I got from my ex: ” if you love me you will not be dk this bs you no i love u and i do not want a women in my life but you i hope u no dot i do not want to stop being with u. ”
TRUTH IS: I felt my IQ drop few point reading his text.
Cinnamon71: My brain and eyes are hurting trying to decipher that…SMH
WHY DO WE DO IT? WEARING AN OUTFIT YOU KNOW IS DEAD WRONG
Jacara: Interesting. I had no idea Lane Bryant had a “Pentecostal” collection. Apparently, NO ONE knew except Nicci lol
STILL AIN’T LEARNED: MIMI SAYS FILMING LHH WAS TERRIBLE…BUT SHE’S STILL OPEN TO SEASON 2
Tshgregson: Mimi needs prayer, and holy water.
TAMEKA SHUTS DOWN GOLD DIGGER LABEL: “IT’S AN INSULT TO MEN BECAUSE IT IMPLIES THEY’RE NOT LOVEABLE”
Yokessm: I feel bad for her, I wouldn’t hug usher with a homeless body, he is disgusting to me.
WAIT, HOW DID YOU GET THAT ROLE? 14 OF THE CRAPPIEST CASTING CALLS IN BLACK FILMS AND TV
JLJ: Maybe Fannie would have done better if she could read the script…I’m not right
MAGAZINE COVER CURSE: 9 COUPLES WHO SHARED THEIR LOVE WITH US AND ENDED UP YESTERDAY’S NEWS
Na Na: Um [Christina] should have known by the Dream’s wedding “suit” that he wasn’t serious about that thang.
SOMEBODY GIVE FIONA APPLE AN APPLE…AND SOME CHICKEN: SINGER LOOKING GAUNT POST ARREST
DeVanneJuiceeJeniceChinn: Marijuana (usually)gives you the munchies… who was she holding the dope for, cuz she hasn’t picked up a bag of Takis in a while.
NICCI GILBERT BLAMES EDITING FOR HER R&B DIVA ‘TUDE, PRODUCERS BEG TO DIFFER
Cam: Address the attitude, yes. But…can she address that upper lip too??
LALA WOULD REALLY LIKE IT IF YOU WOULD STOP CALLING HER FRIEND KIM A H*E
Nikia D-Shiznit : Kim imports more wood than U.S. Customs.
EVENING EYE CANDY: FORMER FOOTBALLER DEVIN THOMAS
Mia: Devin you are under arrest! Report to my bed with handcuffs and a bottle of baby oil!
GET READY FOR ANOTHER REALITY SHOW ABOUT WOMEN WHO DATED FAMOUS MEN, STARRING LAMAR ODOM & 50 CENT’S EXES
Thedoggonetruth: I thought TLC was known as “The Learning Channel.” What happened to that?
KIM K. AND I HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON: I DON’T WANT TO BE A CRAZY CAT LADY EITHER!
Sahara Isha Ross: I got 4 f**kin cats. I luv those lil muthaf**kas
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“I Wouldn’t Hug Usher With A Homeless Body” And Other Hilarious Comments Of The Week
Source: WENN
MEEK MILL TRIPS OVER CHILD SUPPORT ON INSTAGRAM: “MY BABY MOM A TRUE BUM”
Raven: Condoms are great ways to prevent child support.
NOTHING DRIES UP PANTIES FASTER THAN A MAN WITH BAD GRAMMAR
Jai: This is a msg I got from my ex: ” if you love me you will not be dk this bs you no i love u and i do not want a women in my life but you i hope u no dot i do not want to stop being with u. ”
TRUTH IS: I felt my IQ drop few point reading his text.
Cinnamon71: My brain and eyes are hurting trying to decipher that…SMH
WHY DO WE DO IT? WEARING AN OUTFIT YOU KNOW IS DEAD WRONG
Jacara: Interesting. I had no idea Lane Bryant had a “Pentecostal” collection. Apparently, NO ONE knew except Nicci lol
STILL AIN’T LEARNED: MIMI SAYS FILMING LHH WAS TERRIBLE…BUT SHE’S STILL OPEN TO SEASON 2
Tshgregson: Mimi needs prayer, and holy water.
TAMEKA SHUTS DOWN GOLD DIGGER LABEL: “IT’S AN INSULT TO MEN BECAUSE IT IMPLIES THEY’RE NOT LOVEABLE”
Yokessm: I feel bad for her, I wouldn’t hug usher with a homeless body, he is disgusting to me.
WAIT, HOW DID YOU GET THAT ROLE? 14 OF THE CRAPPIEST CASTING CALLS IN BLACK FILMS AND TV
JLJ: Maybe Fannie would have done better if she could read the script…I’m not right
MAGAZINE COVER CURSE: 9 COUPLES WHO SHARED THEIR LOVE WITH US AND ENDED UP YESTERDAY’S NEWS
Na Na: Um [Christina] should have known by the Dream’s wedding “suit” that he wasn’t serious about that thang.
SOMEBODY GIVE FIONA APPLE AN APPLE…AND SOME CHICKEN: SINGER LOOKING GAUNT POST ARREST
DeVanneJuiceeJeniceChinn: Marijuana (usually)gives you the munchies… who was she holding the dope for, cuz she hasn’t picked up a bag of Takis in a while.
NICCI GILBERT BLAMES EDITING FOR HER R&B DIVA ‘TUDE, PRODUCERS BEG TO DIFFER
Cam: Address the attitude, yes. But…can she address that upper lip too??
LALA WOULD REALLY LIKE IT IF YOU WOULD STOP CALLING HER FRIEND KIM A H*E
Nikia D-Shiznit : Kim imports more wood than U.S. Customs.
EVENING EYE CANDY: FORMER FOOTBALLER DEVIN THOMAS
Mia: Devin you are under arrest! Report to my bed with handcuffs and a bottle of baby oil!
GET READY FOR ANOTHER REALITY SHOW ABOUT WOMEN WHO DATED FAMOUS MEN, STARRING LAMAR ODOM & 50 CENT’S EXES
Thedoggonetruth: I thought TLC was known as “The Learning Channel.” What happened to that?
KIM K. AND I HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON: I DON’T WANT TO BE A CRAZY CAT LADY EITHER!
Sahara Isha Ross: I got 4 f**kin cats. I luv those lil muthaf**kas
More on Madame Noire!
More on Madame Noire!