“Lord, Every Night I Take Off My Bra It’s Like A Buffet” And Other Hilarious Comments Of The Week

September 21st, 2012 - By MN Editor

You already know what time it is:

KEYSHIA COLE ON MARY J. BLIGE: I WISH SHE WOULD HAVE REACHED OUT TO HELP ME

Charlotte Charleston: I’m sorry, did Mary start an up & coming R&B singer outreach program that I’ve never heard about?

 

NICKI MINAJ IS ABOUT TO GET IT CRACKIN’ LIKE A BAD BACK AS THE NEW JUDGE ON AMERICAN IDOL

Sheena Marshall:  What the what….? Can they get Ellen back? One of the Basketball Wives? The Geico gecko? Ochocinco???

 

SHE’S SERIOUSLY GETTING PAID: NICKI MINAJ EARNING $12 MILLION FROM AMERICAN IDOL

Trisha_B: For 12 milli they getting Roman, Martha, Onika Maraj, Nicki Minaj, & Harajuka Barbie. Pretty good deal since they only taking up 1 seat.

 

GUESS HE THOUGHT CHILD SUPPORT WAS OPTIONAL: JASMINE GUY’S EX-HUSBAND OWES HER $40K IN BACK PAY

Yolanda Is forever Blessed: Dang dude! Who was her baby daddy, a homeless guy???

 

TRUE STORY: I DATED A MAN WITH HORRIBLY BAD BREATH AND LIVED TO WRITE ABOUT IT

IllyPhilly: That’s when you start playing games like, “Let’s hide the mint-in your mouth.”

 

RACKIN’ EM UP! R.KELLY MAKES HISTORY WITH SOUL TRAIN NOMINATIONS

Goddess8281: Why do ppl still check for Mr. Piss On You?

 

WYCLEF SPEAKS ON BOOK BACKLASH: “I AM NOT DISRESPECTING LAURYN IN ANY SENSE”

Bri: No I’m not going to check out superhead 2.0′s book… I thought this book was about how he went from the little house in Haiti to the mansion in America not about how he went from his wife’s panties to Lauryn’s to his managers.

 

SOME THINGS JUST GET BETTER WITH TIME: DENZEL TELLS GQ ABOUT HIS FATHER, WHITNEY HOUSTON & HIS MESSAGE TO BLACK FOLK

IllyPhilly: His voice sounds like what good sex is made of. I can hear him when I read LOL

 

OH LORD, NOT MADEA AGAIN: WHY ARE TYLER PERRY’S PLAYS SO GOOD, BUT HIS MOVIES AREN’T?

Erica Hampton: I think Madea has run her course….He should do a “Madea Goes to Heaven” and close the curtains on the broad.

 

FINDING FOOD IN YOUR BRA AND 6 OTHER BIG-BREASTED GIRL PROBLEMS

Davidson Ruby: Lord, Every night I take off my bra it’s like a buffet.

Ratchet:

UM, DID MITT ROMNEY TRY TO “PASS” FOR HIS UNIVISION APPEARANCE?

TeArro Moore: He Ain’t S**t F**k This N***a !…..#Obama

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  • Kay

    Lol dead at the Madea goes to heaven…

  • Davine Dinzey

    “Let’s hide the mint-in your mouth.” LMAF

    • MLS2698

      IKR!

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  • Kenedy

    Lmao @ Trisha B & the Nikki Minaj comment….wow, i died on that one

  • Yokessm

    Lmao

  • gracie

    I just looove MN Fridays!

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