You already know what time it is:
Charlotte Charleston: I’m sorry, did Mary start an up & coming R&B singer outreach program that I’ve never heard about?
Sheena Marshall: What the what….? Can they get Ellen back? One of the Basketball Wives? The Geico gecko? Ochocinco???
Trisha_B: For 12 milli they getting Roman, Martha, Onika Maraj, Nicki Minaj, & Harajuka Barbie. Pretty good deal since they only taking up 1 seat.
Yolanda Is forever Blessed: Dang dude! Who was her baby daddy, a homeless guy???
IllyPhilly: That’s when you start playing games like, “Let’s hide the mint-in your mouth.”
Goddess8281: Why do ppl still check for Mr. Piss On You?
Bri: No I’m not going to check out superhead 2.0′s book… I thought this book was about how he went from the little house in Haiti to the mansion in America not about how he went from his wife’s panties to Lauryn’s to his managers.
IllyPhilly: His voice sounds like what good sex is made of. I can hear him when I read LOL
Erica Hampton: I think Madea has run her course….He should do a “Madea Goes to Heaven” and close the curtains on the broad.
Davidson Ruby: Lord, Every night I take off my bra it’s like a buffet.
TeArro Moore: He Ain’t S**t F**k This N***a !…..#Obama
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