“Chad Makes My A** Ache!” And Other Hilarious Comments Of The Week

September 7th, 2012 - By MN Editor

Source: Palmbeachpost.com

We love it when you all slay us with the hilarious reactions in the comments section. Keep the shady comebacks coming.

SOMEONE PLEASE CALL 911: CHAD TATS EVELYN’S NAME AND FACE ON HIS LEG

Mia: Goodness he’s a red eyed pathetic fool who makes my a** ache! Because of this fool I can’t even look at a milk dud without wanting to vomit!

@dramadessa:  Welp. The artist got her eyebrows right…

 

MALIKA YOBA WILL BE ANGELA BASSETT’S MLK IN “BETTY AND CORETTA”

Meme:  Malik Yoba can be my MLK, ABC, and even my 123……yes ma’m! *sorry “New York Undercover” flashback* =/

 

THE THIRST FILES: NOTHING’S WRONG WITH A LITTLE E-FLIRTING BETWEEN TWO MARRIED PEOPLE, RIGHT?
Jac’que Line D. Smith: I don’t even wanna borrow a married man’s ink pen

 

RIHANNA’S NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS WELL: PETA COMES FOR SINGER AND HER SNAKESKIN BOOTS

Natasha Kersh:  Cookin fried chicken right now….

 

CASSIE GOES IN ON TWITTER CRITICS: EFF A BLOG, I’M GETTING MINE

Darling’s Page: Girl bye! We been stop giving a damn about you and poop daddy!

 

RATCH CITY B! 7 MOMENTS YOU HAD TO SEE ON PART 2 OF THE LOVE & HIP-HOP REUNION

Ms_Mara: I just wanna know WHAT in the dead squirrel hell was that thing on Shay’s head?! That was soooo unfortunate. Almost as sad as her having Scrappy’s bills in her name.

 

GETTING FINER WITH AGE! SOME OF THE SWEXIEST BLACK MALE CELEBS IN THEIR 40S!

MLS2698: No matter which direction I turn, Blair keeps looking at me from that pic. He so cray!

 

YAY! ASHANTI’S GOT A NEW JOB AND IT’S NOT SINGING (YES, THAT WAS SHADE)

Natasha Kersh: She seem cool as a person, but singing??? uncool….

 

DO OVER! 5 MOMENTS THAT WERE EVERYTHING AT THE MTV VMAS

Brittany: Nicki Minaj is a beautiful black woman but that makeup and hairdo brings back memories of Homie the clown O_O

Jason Fangz Vorhees : Drake’s clothes remind me of the clothes men wore during the 70s blaxploitation films.

 

PLAYING INCOGNEGRO: IS IT BAD THAT I AVOID PEOPLE I DON’T WANT TO SEE?

MLS2698: I saw an OLD classmate in the parking garage of my school and she said, ” ( my name here), I was looking for you on FB.” But I told her I didn’t have a FB account and was not getting one. She asked why, and I said because I don’t want to be found by random people, and kept walking while telling her to have a nice day.


LADIES, BEWARE OF THE “HOMIE” BOX

WhoMe: Shay and these atrocious wigs. You are in Atl, the hair capital of the world and you cant get a decent weave or lace front. Stop worrying about men and worry about your hair boo boo! Ugh!

Disqus_WfmNqv9gsC : And in that order

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  • Ms_Mara

    lol mLS2698, you are hilarous!

  • MLS2698

    But Blair WAS looking at me. Y’all don’t believe me, huh?

  • gracie

    Poop daddy!!!? Bhahaha

  • IJS

    Ms_Mara: I just wanna know WHAT in the dead squirrel hell was that thing on Shay’s head?! That was soooo unfortunate. Almost as sad as her having Scrappy’s bills in her name….ROFLMAO!!!! I think I p!ssed myself a lil bit!

  • Zettai

    Milk dud had me rollin

  • Native_Noir

    I died TWICE at that “dead squirrel hell” one the other day. Toooooo funny.

  • IllyPhilly

    CTFU @ “Drake’s clothes remind me of the clothes men wore during the 70s blaxploitation films.”

    • Tamz

      #dead

    • MLS2698

      What is with these dudes wearing their clothes so tight, you could see their heart beating through their shirts?

      • Ms_Mara

        lmao

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