Grab A Napkin And Silence That S**T…And Other Hilarious Comments Of The Week

August 24th, 2012 - By MN Editor

Another week down and another set of hilarious comments. Enjoy!

OVER IT: KELLY ROWLAND HANGS UP THE MIC FOR A LEAD ROLE IN NEW BET SITCOM

Janae C. Miller:  Just glad to hear that she’s hanging up the mic. Lol

 

IMA-A-DIVA: MARIAH CAREY WANTS NICKI MINAJ OUT AND LENNY KRAVITZ IN ON “AMERICAN IDOL”

Sammi_lu: It’s not Nicki that Mariah has a problem with..it’s that damn fool Roman that lives inside her and speaks out of turn she is concerned with!

 

LL’S STILL GOT THOSE MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT HANDS: RAPPER BUSTS UP INTRUDER IN HIS HOME

Cadence: This kind of turned me on. SMH lol

 

STUDY FINDS YOU CAN PSYCH YOURSELF OUT OF DEBT

Madeline: Can I “psych” myself outta these student loans????

 

YOU KNOW THAT’S ANNOYING, RIGHT? 6 THINGS YOU’VE GOT TO STOP SAYING TO YOUR SINGLE FRIENDS

Miz Jones:  Tired of hearing…….. “he is on the way”!!!! grrrrrrr who is he and who asked YOU!!!!!!

 

NICKI MINAJ’S REACTION TO FANS MAD AT HER CANCELLED SHOWS? #GOF**KYOURSELVES

Danielle Ferrell: Did she forget without the fans she won’t get paid???? Nikki need a vaca


THANK GOD I DODGED A BULLET! THAT FEELING YOU GET WHEN YOUR EX IS A MESS

Hosea Goodie Mercer:  Mine almost made me get baptized again…

 

THROWBACK PHOTO OF THE DAY: TIA & TAMERA WITH THEIR PARENTS!

Tiffany Gilbert: Dad is HOT… MOMMA jumped on those goods… I ain’t mad


WHY DON’T YOU KNOW HOW TO ACT? 6 SIGNS OF POOR MANNERS

Keyzer Soze: Wow… Where do I start. Belching, big time. Grab a napkin and silence that s**t

 

LET’S ALL DO BETTER: THE CRAZY THINGS I’VE SEEN AT FUNERALS

Shayla Twiceasnice Mcdougald: Mistresses of the deceased wearing t-shirts that say “Wifey” on them

Meka R. Weems: My damn aunt Angie’s pissy a** is always getting up to use the bathroom and one time she didn’t make it

 

MOMMA DEE ON BICTH, ERICA, SHAY & SCRAPPY AND JUDGMENTAL PEOPLE

WhoMe: What college and nursing school did she go to? A non-accredited one?

Samantha Reese: So…is this whole BICTH thing supposed to be her version of Physychotic?? #FAIL Momma Dee. Go to your box


SOMEBODY WATCHED TOO MUCH BBWS: RED LOBSTER CUSTOMERS ATTACK WAITRESS FOR REFILLING THEIR WATER GLASSES

Kimmy Kim: Apparently they wanted more cheddar bay biscuits to go with all that water

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  • IllyPhilly

    CTFU!! Too funny!!

  • DinaLineth

    lol! thanks for listening and putting it all in one page!

  • Pam

    This one had me hollering in the office:
    Meka R. Weems: My damn aunt Angie’s pissy a** is always getting up to use the bathroom and one time she didn’t make it