“But She Talks Like She Is Gargling Marbles…”And Other Hilarious Comments Of The Week

August 17th, 2012 - By MN Editor

This week we had some more serious topics to discuss in entertainment news but when it came to the typical all-out celebrity foolishness, you all did not disappoint with the funny comebacks and hilarious shade. Enjoy! We definitely did.

 

CANDID CARTERS: BEYONCE POSTS PERSONAL FAMILY PICS ON TUMBLR

Sammi_lu : These pics are more choreographed than a JLo video..candid my foot! The only thing believably unplanned and imperfect about these shots is the last one with Bey’s slightly dirty bare feet.

 

GUESS WHICH ATL RAPPER TURNED DOWN A CHANCE TO JOIN LOVE & HIP-HOP?

Kenedy: Tity boi???? Really?i can’t..i won’t

 

POOR BOBBY : EVERY LITTLE STEP THE SINGER TOOK HAS LED HIM BACK IN REHAB

Realadulttalk: He spends as much time in rehab as I spend at work.

 

FASTER, SLOWER, MORE, LESS: WHAT SHE’S REALLY TRYING TO TELL YOU IN BED

Bigdawgman: “I just want you to ravage me” bwahahaha! You been layin’ up with Mike Tyson, haven’t you!!

 

SOMEWHERE KIM K. IS SMILING: EVELYN FILES FOR DIVORCE

Jaiah Jaxon: And Jenn is sipping tea, grinning thinking “I told you so…”

Ashley79: And saying thank God that I didn’t buy her a gift.

 

SCORE! “LA LA’S FULL COURT LIFE” RENEWED FOR A THIRD SEASON

Martina Westcott: She named her child after a seasoning. No thanks

 

UNCENSORED IS RIGHT: BRAXTON SISTERS TALK PLASTIC SURGERY AND “ORAL TRANSACTIONS” IN JET

Na Na: I love me some Braxtons but its way too much make-up and wigertry going on. how are they made up full face at the crib eating breakfast?

 

UMMM NE-YO DOESN’T UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE STILL THINK HE’S GAY

Haha: I’m sorry, but that picture is just too telling….” How you doooin’ Ne-Yo?”…*in madea voice

 

TINY’S SOLO HUSTLE: T.I.’S WIFE GETS A LATE NIGHT TALK SHOW ON VH1

MLS2698: She sounds like she has extra spit in her mouth, and doesn’t quite know how to manage it. Swallow, talk, swallow, talk.

Derrell Johnson: Will it be in “closed caption” so we can understand it!

Bubblez: But she talks like she is gargling marbles….

 

LOW BLOW? USHER’S LEGAL TEAM SAYS TAMEKA SUFFERS FROM MENTAL DISORDER

Gloria Bess: She wasn’t too mentally ill for him to put two babies up in her………

 

BACK IN THE SPOTLIGHT: JERMAINE JACKSON RELEASES NEW BOOK ON LIFE WITH MICHAEL

Disqus_WfmNqv9gsC: Jermaine seriously needs to go to bed somewhere.

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  • Delores

    Okay… I can’t believe I missed this one. I’m kinda glad cuz I would’ve died that day:
    MLS2698: She sounds like she has extra spit in her mouth, and doesn’t quite know how to manage it. Swallow, talk, swallow, talk.
    Damn, Damn, Damn!!!!!! Hella funny. That ish made my stomach hurt from laughing so long and hard.

  • Jess B

    Lesson learned; MadameNoire celebrates commentators that clearly have nothing positive to say…

    • MLS2698

      Lighten up. Sometimes it’s just pure fun, and jokes.

  • MLS2698

    Lawd, I tried to be nice for a while, but I couldn’t help it. * shrug * The closed caption from DJ……dead

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