Somewhere Kim K. Is Smiling: Evelyn Files For Divorce

August 14th, 2012 - By Brande Victorian

Source: Starcasm.net

I didn’t think it was possible that another couple could manage to end their marriage quicker than Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries, but low and behold another reality TV pair now holds the crown.

Earlier today, RadarOnline was reporting that Evelyn would be filing divorce documents within 48 hours to legally end her marriage with Chad Ochocinco Johnson, and according to TMZ she has in fact filed them papers, as Usher would say.

Chad Johnson’s wife of 6 weeks has filed for divorce … TMZ has learned.

Evelyn Lozada filed legal docs moments ago in Florida, claiming her marriage is “irretrievably broken.”

The trigger for the divorce was the domestic violence incident over the weekend, in which Chad Johnson was arrested after allegedly head-butting her during an argument.

By my count, Chad and Evelyn were married a whopping 41 days, making Kim K.’s 72-marriage almost look respectable. (Kidding.) TMZ says the couple did have a prenup but that it won’t really matter since their marriage was so quick.

I won’t even try to explain this situation because that would mean in someway I could understand the madness. I’m done. Sound off!

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Lisa

There is a big difference between Kim k and her! Kim’s marriage was a sham, Evelyn was beaten! So don’t compare Evelyn to the trash that is Kim k
queenie

A lot of people get caught up in the “wedding” and forget about the “marriage.”
queenie

A lot of people get caught up in the “wedding” and forget about the “marriage.”
queenie

A lot of people get caught up in the “wedding” and forget about the “marriage.”
queenie

A lot of people get caught up in the “wedding” and forget about the “marriage.”
mrsurban

I bet VH1 will give her a show called “Ev getting divorced”
SAYWHAT

Very high price for 15 minutes of fame,violence and nonsense from beginning to end,resulting in a smashed up face and career in shambles.Hopefully this incident doesn’t become something profitable for these two to milk and they, especially her,go far AWAY!
faithcomes

Brande, there is nothing to explain. Both parties are ignorant and foolish. They should have never gotten married in the first place.
iluvm

I know some ANTI-Religious person is going to hate me for this but I don’t care!!! In order for a marriage to work you have to build a strong foundation for it to survive those rocky times. Building a strong foundation starts with God. Letting him be ahead of your life/relationship and Marriage! If Evelyn couldn’t with stand the condom receipt thing its obvious that marriage aint cut out for her yet. Speaking from a married womans perspective when you 1st get married you have to adjust to a new life and you and your husband are going to bump heads. The tensiion will make you feel like “if I had known this” and “maybe we should part ways” but at the end of the day your marriage is a ministry and you have to invest a lot of prayer, sacrafice, communication and trust to help it blossom it what you and your husband want it to be. Its not going to be easy but you have to work hard at it!
ko

I don’t think its fair to compare Evelyns marriage to Kim k cuz Kris didn’t really do anything wrong but Chad hit her. She has no other choice but to file for divorce now everyone knows she would look stupid if she stayed
Carla

Since Keeping up with the Kartrash began in 2007 Kim has been thru 3 men which includes 1 marriage. Keep your relationship off of TV.
- CarlaKah
  
  Thant’s 3 men in 5 years of a twenty-something year old. I honestly do not see the problem.
- CarlaKah
  
  Thant’s 3 men in 5 years of a twenty-something year old. I honestly do not see the problem.
- CarlaKah
  
  Thant’s 3 men in 5 years of a twenty-something year old. I honestly do not see the problem.
Machelle Kwan

They shouldn’t have gotten married in the first place. They are both two very messed up people. Who else will want to deal with either one of them?
WhoMe

Well they both wanted attention. I feel bad that ev got rocked in the head but im not surprised they are now divorcing so soon. Shes a gold digger. Remember antoine walker? As soon as he went broke, ev chucked the deuces. I hope they can better themselves especially for the sake of their kids.
- CarlaKah
  
  They don’t have kids together.
- CarlaKah
  
  They don’t have kids together.
CrossFire

the problem is many women spend a lot of time on the wedding.. aka a big party where they get to be the center of attention, get presents, have people fawn over them- than spend the time working on the marriage
alot of women are eager to get married b/c women are told they are nothing without a man- funny most men dont feel the reverse
http://www.facebook.com/nikia.dshiznit Nikia D-Shiznit

But people want to ban gay marriage….
- CarlaKah
  
  Call me bad. I would tune in for Reality TV Gay Divorce…
- CarlaKah
  
  Call me bad. I would tune in for Reality TV Gay Divorce…
- CarlaKah
  
  Call me bad. I would tune in for Reality TV Gay Divorce…
bits

marriage is a joke. if you love someone people stay in a COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP and have a COMMITMENT CEREMONY. save yourself a lot of time and lawyer fees. smh.
- MLS2698
  
  These attention slores have nothing to do with the real sense of marriage. They just care about US blogging and creating buzz. Ev wanted ” that life” so bad, and the # 40 was creeping up so fast, that she secured ” that life ” at all cost.SMH
- Itiswhatitis
  
  A “commitment ceremony”. . . For real?. . . Why would you need a COMMITMENT CEREMONY to prove to the person that you are with that you can only give a half-ass “commitment” and nothing more AND you need a “special ceremony” to say that. . . .INSTEAD of giving them ALL of your love for a LIFETIME. . .Save your “commitment ceremony” money later for the when you end of single because you could only give your loved one ONLY a commitment NOT the REAL thing. . .hahaha
  - bits
    
    first I could barely understand what you were trying to say for the broken sentences and extra unnecessary words. and what my brainiac friend is the difference between a commitment ceremony and a wedding? better what is the difference between a truly committed relationship and a marriage besides a legal contract? is the contract what makes marriage “the real” thing? I tell you some people really take drinking the kool aid to a whole other level. smh.

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