Yup, You Said It: Hilarious Reader Comments Of The Week

August 3rd, 2012 - By MN Editor

It’s Friday, and you know what that means — it’s time for the funny reader comments. Here are the best of the best this week.

ACCESS DENIED: JANET AND BROTHERS BANNED FROM KATHERINE JACKSON’S HOME

Tracy Beenblessedsincebirth:  I say give Jermaine $20 so he can get some shampoo to wash that mess out of his hair

 

WHEN DID “CANDY RAIN” BECOME OLD SCHOOL??? HOW I REALIZED I WAS GETTING TOO OLD FOR THE CLUB

Mommy Needs Alcohol: i knew my a** was too old for the club when i spent the entire night sitting bored and during the last 40 minutes of ole’school when errbody else looked confused and started to leave i was dancing my A$$ off *sings* boy you should that i got you on my mind a secret admire i been watching you….at night i think of you i want to be your lady baby ♥

Jenee’ Keturah:  I’ve never been a club girl, but if u roll up in there and u have on more clothes than 10 chicks have on combined….or if any of the ppl there could easily be old enough to be your child……or if an old school banger such as “I Like” by Guy or “She’s Got That Vibe” by R Kelly comes on and u are the only one who loses their mind and starts dancing while the younguns stand around looking at u like u crazy…..your club days are over!


SLIM THUG’S ADVICE ON HOW TO SURVIVE A RECESSION? ABORTION

Kersha L. Sessions: If only his career had this much exposure #InThatOrder


EXTRA EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT TAMI ROMAN FILES POLICE REPORT OVER INTERNET HACKING

Shaleith Smith: Someone should’ve hacked that beat up weave in her head…

 

WORK IT! OPRAH GOES NATURAL FOR O’S SEPTEMBER COVER

Sheena: …This hair is as natural as “I can’t Believe It’s Not Butter”

Smacks_hoes: I’m sorry I didn’t know you were Oprah’s scalp!!


NIA CROOKS REFLECTS ON BBW SLAP IN LETTER TO “FANS,” SAYS SHE’S THANKFUL IT HAPPENED

IllyPhilly: Fans? Where and how do we slap them?

 

EVENING EYE CANDY: MODEL VINNY GRAHAM

Kimberly Marks: Girl that is more than eye candy, that’s dessert as well!!! LOL

Lynnell Williamson: you are right, candy, breakfast, lunch, dinner and a in between snack

Amiquah Freeman: Sweet baby Jesus in a onesie….*bites lips*

LaToya MzSassydiva Mosley: Can I get a refill ! 4real lol 8)

 

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  • Madeline

    That Vinny majorly did it for me. He is my new boo in my head/midnight fantasy :-D

  • TheInfamous

    Every week the picks get wacker and wacker.

  • gracie

    I always look forward to this on Fridays,”sweet baby Jesus in a onesie!!!”

    • Smacks_hoes

      I died when I read that! I’m stealing that

      • sabrina

        i LOL’ed at your comment bout Oprah’s scalp lol!!!

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