The Devil Is a Lie: 7 Types of Hypocritical “Church Folk” Who Know They Need to Quit

July 26th, 2012 - By Toya Sharee

Source: motownwriters.wordpress.com

I’m willing to bet that at some point in your life, you’ve crossed paths with someone who makes you feel like you’re going to hell with gasoline draws. It may be an over-zealous religious co-worker with post-it bible verses plastered all over her desktop or the auntie you have who makes you feel like a jezebel for living in sin with your boyfriend (although she met her ex-convict boyfriend in the club during her former days of fornication). There’s always someone ready to rep for Jesus and place judgment on how you choose to live your life. I’m all for faith and the freedom to worship as you please, but it becomes a problem when you try to force your beliefs on others.

Despite whatever opinions I may have about religion or what higher power I choose to serve, I know I’m not the only who has at least one person in their life that takes their faith a bit too far. By all means, this article isn’t for those that take their faith seriously and make every effort to walk in the way of Christ without offending others, but the hypocrites who only call on the Holy Ghost when it’s convenient. You know, those people that have a bible verse that applies to any dilemma you’re going through when sometimes all you need is a listening ear. Or the one who thinks if they just sit back and pray, Jesus will solve all of their problems with little to no effort on their part. I’m aware that many people consider themselves to be simply spreading the good word, but it never ceases to amaze me how people can take scriptures and belief systems and use them to alienate, manipulate others just so they can further their own selfish agenda or make themselves feel better about their own lives (and most of the time they aren’t as innocent as they appear). Most people can balance whatever good word they choose to follow with being respectful of others, but there’s always that one that does a little too much.

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  • DUMBBEACHPLEASE

    MAN THIS WAS MY FIRST LAUGH ALL DAY.

  • DUMBBEACHPLEASE

    LMAOOoo!!!!!!!! OMG. PLEASE LEAVE THE CHURCH PEOPLE ALONE. LAUGH AT US I MEAN THEM WITH BABY HAIR ALL YOU WANT. LOL. THE BIBLE SAYS WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ANOTHER MAN’S SERVANT. NOW IF YOU’LL EXCUSE ME, I’M GOING TO GET A STIFF ONE… SEE I MEANT.A DRINK. (GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER) JESUS DRANK WINE, TOO. HAVE A BLESSED DAY, Y’ALL

  • Gimmeabreak78

    LOL…this article is hysterical. The only thing missing is the pastor/prophet/preacher/church leader, who is actually preaching the sermon on Sunday morning, but sleeping with half the choir and two-thirds of the usher board the rest of the week.

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  • Msleighdan

    People are people, only God is perfect. If someone is living the way they feel God is telling them to & they are not hurting you, and you have a problem with it maybe you should examine yourself. If they are willing to take their faith farther than you are willing to take yours, why do you feel the need to condemn them? I think you are misplacing blame. Only God has the power to convict people of their sin. As far as offending others, well if they are a true Christian they will probably consider that as a compliment because the bible says the gospel is an offense. Even Jesus couldn’t please every one…and it was usually the people that didn’t want to hear how prideful & sinful they were.

    • http://www.facebook.com/ysheaka.davis Ysheaka Davis

      You on it

    • Angel

      I dont think this is about condemning people. The author is talking about people who go on and on about the bible and dont even follow it themselves. That would make them hypocritical and i dont see anything wrong with adressing people like.& about people living the way God is telling them to…im sure God wouldnt tell Anybody to do any of the things listed above…just sayin…

      • Angel

        *like this

    • DUMBBEACHPLEASE

      I LOVE YOUR SPIRIT, BUT I THINK IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY. I HOPE. LOL I THINK THE OTHER READERS ARE TAKING IT TOO FAR.

    • Kayo

      Do you think really that ‘God’ is telling people how to live their lives?

      • angel

        is this question for me?

        • Kayo

          Yea, I think so. I don’t remember what I was responding to.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jim-Eadg-Mahaffey/1377631763 Jim Eadg Mahaffey

        He wrote a whole book telling us how to live.

    • Taie

      I agree with your comment. People too often pay attention to the messenger and not the message. If their message offends you, maybe you should consider why that is.

      • Taie

        *correction- Listen to the message and if the message offends you, then you should consider why that is.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jim-Eadg-Mahaffey/1377631763 Jim Eadg Mahaffey

      I understand your point, but there are two type of people spreading the “gospel” – those who care about someone’s eternity, and those who care about their own image. it is usually pretty easy to tell who they are trying to promote.

  • Ms. Spring

    That’s why I meet people who are Jehovah’s Witnesses. The are more mindful of how they are going to treat other people and what they say to them. Also, they know the truth about the Bible more than some hypocritical chruchfolks that I know. If I wanted to learn the Bible and my attitude, the JWs are the people to go to.

    • dcarter910

      This is not always true, as I find JW to be very Judgmental especially when/if you join their ranks but I do agree that they have a more accurate knowledge of scripture than any other denomination. As there is no scriptural basis for the Trinity. It is well documented by historians that the Trinity doctrine was forced into Christianity by the Romans when they mixed their pagan beliefs with Christian beliefs creating what is known today as the Catholic Church.

      • Ms. Spring

        In general, JWs are not supposed to be judgmental towards others and to one another. They know that’s against God’s will. Most JWs I met were nice, open and friendly compared to many of church people that I know. You should try getting to know the JWs sometime. I never believe what the church tells me because when so-called church people study the bible they don’t act on it and never practice what they preach. Besides, church folk often adopt deviant behavior (cursing, fighting, gossiping) compared to JWs when they should be developing a relationship and keeping their faith with the Lord. Unfortunately, I don’t see very many church folk with that characteristic.

    • tae

      to know the truth we should seek Jesus to be lord of our live. men is falliable. even born again christians who walk in the way of Jesus are falliable at times. JW is one of the false religions out there.

  • Raj

    My Facebook is clogged with these religious testimonials and sayings by my wacked out aunts.

  • Raj

    Church people are so annoying.

  • http://www.facebook.com/APeachJ Ashley Jones

    You forgot to add: They have never read the bible but quick to try and quote scripture based upon what someone else told them! When I hear foolishness come out their mouths, just to get under their skin, I ask “Where can I find that in the bible?” lol

  • RenJennM

    Religion is man-made in my opinion. Spirituality and one’s personal connection with GOD is what’s real, transcending, and everlasting. That’s what people should stay focused on.

  • calixteliss

    Although i loved this article, because it presented many truths, i’m also puzzled about those who against the death penalty and pro-abortion. The same question could be asked: when is one life more important than the other?

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_JAI4SRENU2A5WKRTELXXYJPDSI Kayla

      it’s not pro-abortion.. It’s pro-choice.. These woman out there aren’t all gung-ho and super excited to have an abortion. It’s a difficult decision that a woman makes in her life, and her option to do so shouldn’t be blocked by someone religion. And pertaining to the death penalty let me ask you this…who should have a bigger rights/say a human being or a fetus?

      • dcarter910

        A fetus IS a human being! You were the same human being as a fetus as you are as an adult. FACT: Your DNA has not changed, you are just big and have more knowledge. If God allowed Jesus to be killed in Mary’s womb would we be still praising our Savior that came to die for our sins? The Chicken is not more important than the egg, because without the egg there would be no chicken.

        • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_JAI4SRENU2A5WKRTELXXYJPDSI Kayla

          that’s like comparing an apple seed to an apple tree. And throwing religion into the mix doesn’t make your argument more credible. I would scientific evidence on when the fetus becomes a human.

          • Solomon

            Is GOD Not the AUTHOR of science? & U do know science is man’s “Very Limited” knowledge of how GOD did what HE did.

            • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_JAI4SRENU2A5WKRTELXXYJPDSI Kayla

              Still doesn’t make your argument more credible. That was my point throwing YOUR religion in to decide whether a woman gets an abortion

              • Solomon

                Well U betta Sho hope The Fact There is A GOD & HE said its murder isn’t credible.

                • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_JAI4SRENU2A5WKRTELXXYJPDSI Kayla

                  your religious dogma won’t work on me.

                • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_JAI4SRENU2A5WKRTELXXYJPDSI Kayla

                  Religious dogma doesn’t make your argument more credible and won’t work on me.

                  • Solomon

                    I wasn’t trynna dogmatize U w/religion. M-o-f, I don’t fool w/religion @ all. So there’s nothing to work on U. But GOD’s Word is a whole lot more credible than Your “its my body” argument. Again, U Better hope U right.

                    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_JAI4SRENU2A5WKRTELXXYJPDSI Kayla

                      not god’s word. Just a book written by a bunch of men. Which have yet to be proven. You haven’t proved nothing except that you have the talent to regurgitate information you were taught as a kid.

                    • Solomon

                      Well You better hope what was said in that book was a lie, & really isnt GOD inspired by man. Hope U open your eyes to tha TRUTH one day, cuz you seem rather Kool. & I’m Out. Take care, oh yeah, I Luv that name. Peace.

                    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jim-Eadg-Mahaffey/1377631763 Jim Eadg Mahaffey

                      Actually it has been proven. When the Israelites followed it, they prospered. When they didn’t follow it, they didn’t prosper. How about this, on a dare, let’s just try it. Whether you believe it or not, let’s just try it and see if it works. If it doesn’t, you have every right to say “I told you so”.

          • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jim-Eadg-Mahaffey/1377631763 Jim Eadg Mahaffey

            I’m pretty sure 100% of all scientist would agree you can’t have an apple tree without an apple seed.

      • Solomon

        That pro-choice argument is stupid for the simple fact its based off the woman’s selfishness, greed, & lusts. So if tha Man says He wants to keep the Baby (A Human) because He don’t believe in MURDER, the woman can veto it that decision because its her choice? GTHOH W/that B$. It took both of Yall to conceive.

        • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_JAI4SRENU2A5WKRTELXXYJPDSI Kayla

          It’s her body.SO therefore it’s her choice. And are we really going to go back to the days when men made decisions over the woman’s body?

          • Solomon

            It’s Her body, BUT HIS BABY also. So if Yall selfish, greedy, lustful MURDERERS, ought to @ least consider giving it to the Father. It’s BOTH Yalls choice. If both Yall choose murder, Thass on Yall.

            • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_JAI4SRENU2A5WKRTELXXYJPDSI Kayla

              If you try to force a woman to bring an infant to term against her will you are essentially treating her as if you owned her. It’s as if she’s not a human being anymore, but a breeding machine. The issue of owning another person’s body is vastly more important than a man’s desire to raise the child. It’s funny you make all these plans for woman you don’t know, where in the plans are you making to take care of the child you want to see born so badly?

              • tae

                she can close her legs. and dont say what about rape. because in most cases they had sex willfully. the living God is not a religion he is the God of creation. thee eternal God. i do not condemn those who have had abortions but i hope that they would seek forgiveness. because they will be condemn if they dont.

              • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jim-Eadg-Mahaffey/1377631763 Jim Eadg Mahaffey

                How many people out there are looking to adopt because they can’t have children themselves? Your argument on that point is silly.

          • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jim-Eadg-Mahaffey/1377631763 Jim Eadg Mahaffey

            It is NOT her body that is about to die!

      • Guest

        The fetus is being executed with having committed a crime. Even the Bible lays out capital punishment for certain crimes.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jim-Eadg-Mahaffey/1377631763 Jim Eadg Mahaffey

        The fetus is being executed without having committed a crime. Even the Bible lays out capital punishment for certain crimes.

  • CA Pullen

    This is true. Church folks are worse than the world. They do the same foolishness like the world does and the amazing thing to me is these people think that they don’t have to answer to God for it. They act like they are the exception to the rule. When living as a sincerly adn trulychristian, you have to use wisdom everyday and be God like. The world looks at the christian because they suppose to be the bible. Not the book we read and should read. LIke the first scenario, God will make a way, for you to get a job. He will make a way but, YOU have to do something, put in application, have a resume, network. You just can;t sit at home and think God will do it if you don’t do anything.

  • dontdoit

    “Talking out your neck, saying you’re a Christian …”

    This is sooooo very timely and oh so true!!!!!!!!!

    • http://twitter.com/MsRedboneBrite Tee Elyse

      OKAY!!! “Who you gone tell when the repercussions spin?!” Lauryn was on point with that!!

  • Rhonda Chambers

    I don’t know any of these “aunt esther” types thankfully. I have my own Faith and i’m not going to force it on somebody else. I’m too busy cleaning up my own soul.

  • sabrina

    LOL at the ones who suddenly become a devout Christian when they’re going through something, but once they move through, their faith goes out the window and they’re back to their usual shenanigans. Witnessed plenty of those.

  • FOSHO

    I try to stay as far as I can from some of the schizo wanna be church folks…

  • http://twitter.com/Normally_Weird driven

    love

  • Aja

    Oh my goodness I know at least 7 people who fit 7 of these descriptions *smh*

  • Kay

    The people who sit back on their behind and don’t do anything and say the lord will provide are the worst. They kill me smh

  • Ms. Blue

    Bravo Madame Noire! This piece was SOOOOOO on point! I love the Lord, but I will be the first one to admit, church folks can be some of the craziest people in the world!