Faster, Slower, More, Less: What She’s Really Trying To Tell You In Bed

August 14th, 2012 - By Julia Austin
"Woman whispering in a man's ear"

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Communication in the bedroom can either make everything so much better, or so much worse. Every single word spoken, gasped or groaned during sex carries the weight of a thousand words. She doesn’t want to hurt you feelings. She doesn’t want to ruin the mood. She doesn’t want to make you insecure. But for god sake, she DOES want that orgasm! So, sometimes she has to say something! She just might say it so delicately, that you don’t get the point. But here’s what she really means when she does or says this:

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  • http://about.me/rosemwelch Rose M. Welch

    Or… and I hope you’re sitting down for this… Many of us just like it that way. Crazy talk, I know.

  • http://www.facebook.com/erin.e.tolliver Erin Erbear Tolliver

    Most stuff in this article is wrong. You must have the most boring sex life ever.

  • Vana

    For a woman, she really doesn’t know diddly-squat about what women do during sex or why. Except the “being on top” thing. That was literally the only thing I didn’t contend with.

  • skeptik-kid

    wtf??? when was the last time u had good sex dear? or any, for that matter? grab his butt 2 ask him 2 stop/slow down?? just the opposite..it means ohhh yessss harder faster baaabyyyyy!!!! our mouths r 2 busy forming the O so the hands take over :P .. this article looks just like a way to hammer the self confidence of every guy out there in2 tiny bits… no truth whatsoever. and yes, please stop making us women look like frigid pieces of meat waiting for some action to thaw us. More often than not, we get into the action coz we are already wild n willin’, not the other way around. get your facts straight, lady. and yes, get some.

  • Someone

    This entire article is complete bullcrap.

  • Ellie

    Haha this doesn’t seem right… I’m going to go ahead and assume this is directed solely at rather inexperienced men as general guidelines for one night stands? x)

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=541662548 Jennifer Caron Schmidt

    Has this woman ever had sex?

    • bigdawgman

      Not with a man. lol

  • Danielle

    The most important thing I thought whilst reading this article was: speak for yourself!

    I disagree with pretty much every item. Really. This is how I thought about sex when I just lost my cherry. Why is somebody so obviously inexperienced in handling her body and men giving sex advice?

  • Gwarwyn

    This article is rubbish, you want to know what your lady likes, doesn’t like, ask her!

  • Drew

    Forgive the various typos in that message. =p

  • Drew

    My wife flat our disagreed with every single tip in this article. I found it pretty hilarious. I know not ever woman is the same, but for an article that purposely suggests these are the tips/cues/hints for the majority, if not all, women… not a single one applied in my case =)

    • Ken

      Not meaning to be rude or anything, but you didn’t actually expect your wife to say “Yeah, those are pretty much spot-on” now, did you? I don’t agree with the article either, but that’s mostly the point of it: that women use these hints specifically because they don’t want to hurt your feelings by being straightforward.

  • Sam

    “what she’s really trying to tell you in bed”.

    I think what my girlfriend is trying to tell me when she says ‘get off me, this is a good book’ is ‘get off me, this is a good book’.
    Not everything with the opposite sex is a code to crack or write a crap article about.

  • Outlier

    I disagree with most of these. Either I’m a total freak, or this list applies pretty much to the person who wrote it and not to women in general.

  • jackieOsassin

    hmm….i’m not sure if i agree with everything….

  • Thatsmystory

    Being on top does not necessarily mean that one is not pleased. It could very well mean that is just a top position for the female. Some of these are dead on, and a few are not quite lined all the way up.

  • bigdawgman

    “I just want you to ravage me” bwahahaha! You been layin’ up with Mike Tyson, haven’t you!!

  • bebe

    “Wiggling when you’re down there”

    Not necessarily true, when one is reaching climax the wiggling and trembling tends to happen …

    • ijs

      i think the writer meant more like recoiling or pulling away