Worried About Your Biological Clock Running Out? There’s An App for That

July 3rd, 2012 - By Alissa Henry
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Ever wonder how much time you have left on your biological clock? A new app will tell you just that.

Seriously, this is a real thing! For $1.99, you can find out when your baby makin days are over.

The Huffington Post reports:

It’s called “The Wonder Clock” and it uses your date of birth to calculate — down to the minute — when you’re going to become infertile.

The Wonder Clock is the brainchild of Oregon-native Mira Kaddoura, an advertising creative director who says that she created the app to confront her own fertility insecurities. She explained her motivations on The Wonder Clock’s website:

I created this clock to face my own fears. To beckon the elephant in the room so to speak. To release my own power, my own choices. To open a dialogue with other women about fertility, empowerment, and loving ourselves. We are women, and we are ticking. But we are so much more.

Although the app provides a ticking clock, Kaddoura has made clear that The Wonder Clock is more of a tool for dialogue than a medical diagnosis. “It is an interactive, conceptual piece that seeks to start a necessary and empowering conversation about childbearing,” reads the app’s description on iTunes. Kaddoura told the Daily Mail that she first came up with the idea when her doctor told her that if she wanted to have kids, she needed to start thinking about it. “That caught me off-guard ‘cause I was barely out of my 20s … I never felt that time was an issue ‘til then,” she said.

More and more women are postponing childbirth until later (me included!) but I’m not sure how many of us want to see our clocks ticking away every day – whether it’s scientific or not. The app was released a short time ago so there are only a few reviews so far. Some say it’s stupid, but one reviewer pointed out that it will make you feel something whether you like it or not. The creator says that the point is to get people talking about this “taboo” topic of childbirth and running out of time.

Even though it’s not scientific, I can’t imagine how they even begin to figure the date the clock will run out. Age is only one factor when determining fertility and there are a host of other things that can speed this clock up or slow it down to a stop. In addition, a male partner can be infertile, so it’s not always the woman’s “fault” when a couple can’t have kids. Still, if you’re itching to have a baby and wanting to stress yourself out by watching a clock, this app has you covered!

What do you think? Do you wonder how much time you have left to have kids? Will you download the fertility app?

Follow Alissa Henry on Twitter @AlissaInPink

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  • colliz6

    I would download the clock for fun and giggles; i think most women are knowledgeable enough not to take the results of this clock seriously. It’s for entertainment and the creator did point out that the intent is not to diagnose or make scientific claims but to get people to talk and open up about subject of infertility. Don’t see why anyone would take issue with that.

  • _DoctorTRUTH

    This is absolutely absurd. Fertility varies with each individual. This only furthers the hedgemonic pressures women face everyday. There is no way to know for certain when a woman becomes infertile. There is no scientific basis to this at all and is completely unfactual. What is said about this is that there will be women who seriously adhere to this and believe. Shame. As a future physician, while I know that there is a window that women have in order to have children, each women is genetically different. Does she have fibroids? Does she have a family hx of breast cancer? There are hundreds of factors that contribute to this.

  • Just_Me:)

    It’s just like taking a When Are You Going To Die test (i have haha). Nobody knows that, except God.

  • maggie

    How does this app account for ranges such as what a woman has been exposed to, race, diet, gynecological issues?? Those things matter.

  • ctbabydoll

    this is a joke most women will actually ask their Gynocologist that most women also listen to their bodies and know when not to push it

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